TEAM

Drill team 6 just called and offered me my job back

Bust out the rally socks team!

Everyone's ex0ecting a big dump here soon but drill team 6 needs get going here. Time's money and we dont got time to place these stairs down elevator up.

Where the fuck is pump team 6 at?

Someone alert the plunge protection team

Drill team six is working overtime. I thought they were laid off during the shutdown.

If TEAM can’t monetize AI, nobody can. Down YTD

#DIP TEAM 6, MOVE IN

#Dip Team 6 Intraday bottom in

That with a mix of this new executive team might know a thing or two about accounting and ops

Alright. Where is the plunge protection team

Alex Karp is the new plunge protection team.

Plunge protection team six report in

Drill team 6 on steroids today

Drill team 6!!

Are futes red because americas team lost

Cowgirls about to lose to a team that has lost the last five games in a row. Trash team.

Dear Jerry Jones, Your mismanagement of your football team is an embarrassment to the sport and you should go ahead and die.

Hey team, Can we stop selling please? Thx

I'm officially on team dislike sam altman

Options priced for a 20 point move. If it's inside of that, you lose. Think of the points spread on a sports game. Your team can win, but you still lose the bet

It looks like the CS team dropped the latest update for Eth and the Altcoins

May just liquidate my positions for the team. If I do it’s guaranteed to keep pumping

i think i could make the olympic farting team

If you haven't figured it out yet - nobody here knows wtf we are doing. The game: We blindly buy some random shit someone else mentions, then we cheer for our team to win! btw, your puts r fuk

DRILL TEAM HAS BEEN DEPLOYED FUCK

The future of America depends on the BubblePlush Yoga Ball Buddies, designed to help kids control their emotions, legal team this week

Mango is going to deport the local professional football team

Hey team, I am here to learn how to become a knowledgeable and profitable investor. Am I in the right place?

Not really fancy they are bare minimum a well equipped team should be aware of, you threw away your tokens for something even you won't use for long but I like your vibes

Time for a new team

"gay bears" is WSB cringe from 2020.  We are not binary idiots.  Get a life, Team Blue regard.

His team needs to post some PyTorch tutorials on making VR porn.

The Steelers are such a bad team, but they still win. How?

#guys don’t tell u/OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR but u/31andnotdone and I are gonna preform a coup and take over WSB subreddit!! I’m going to infiltrate the mod team by showing them a fake micro penis diagnosis so they can related to me and take me in and 31andnotdone is gonna do her normal thing of sending out boob pics to distract them. Those bitches won’t even know what hit em! Okay talk soon!!!!!

🥭 probably so glad the Canadian team lost the World Series

Don’t move springer! Sacrifice for the team!

I think I'm going to puke, and I'm not a fan of either team.

400 million dollar superteam is losing to a team that has a leaf in their flag lmao

what app can i bet on that 🥭 tweets the blue jays should no longer be a team allowed in MLB because canada?

As a Finance Manager at a tech startup here's the playbook right now 1. Fire as many people as possible and replace with AI 2. AI does not need to be better or as good as the people you fire, just needs to get it done 3. Work the remaining employees as hard as possible 4. Show good financials for 2026 with a leaner team 5. Sell the business in 2027 so the C-Suite & investors can recoup their investment. Fire everyone else.

If Georgia loses to this ass florida team, I'm never buying their peaches again

american sports fan super depressed their team lost. is cranky and rude to wife and kids. stressed and depressed, can't sleep. meanwhile the actual players don't give a shit, they're already banging hot chicks in the VIP at the club while millions roll into their bank account.

do not watch sports guys. literally no one from a team, from the owner to the players, gives 2 shits about you. you're just a stupid eyeball for ad dollars.

predictions market is a simple yes/no contract that you can trade anytime before the game ends. Normal sports betting involves a lot more robust bets on scores or individual players. I'm a simple man and I let my yes be yes or my no be no lol example; 70 cents xyz team wins pay out 1 dollar or 30 cents abc team wins pay out 1 dollar. You bet on the underdog, midway through the game the underdog has a massive overturn and is leading! so the contract prices flip. You flip and lock in a profit or you hold till the end in hopes that they stay ahead and you get your full payout. I have been betting against Texas this entire time and won flipping contracts when mississippi upset midgame....I should have sold everything in that moment or bet that Texas might have a huge comback as the contract dipped from 80 cents to 4 cents texas win. Instead I sold most of my bag for a smaller win and let the rest expire worthless.

Team by Lorde is actually a great song

I have subcontracted Drill Team 6 on META.

Nice job, team!

I failed the second, we should team up

Take one for the team plz