TEAM

so guys less than 1 hr left. which team you on, META calls or puts?

team of scientists in Spain has announced the discovery of a treatment for one of the most aggressive cancers ever (pancreatic cancer), which has a mortality rate of up to 97%. The Spanish scientist Mariano Barbacid and his team from the "Spanish National Cancer Research Centre" are currently the talk of the scientific community after they successfully achieved complete remission of advanced pancreatic tumors, which were previously considered hopeless cases. Clinical trials will begin soon, followed by approval for use of this treatment in humans. 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

I’m on team coronary plaque

Been trying to get rid of some used granite slabs for free. Literally no one will come get them for free and they are absolutely usable. Literally asked a team who were fabricating granite for my neighbor to take them if they wanted and they didn’t consider. We are not even close to a recession.

Someone take one for the team and sell their HOOD position

People say this but if you were invested in software you'd have seen at best, no gains in 5 years (CRM). For some big names you'd actually be down a lot (WDAY, SNOW, ADBE, TEAM).

warren buffett joined team luigi

Lol watch it dump now. I guess ill take one for the team

Us RTRD Index people bought January 1 and RDDT is letting down the team.

If you read the ice recruitments sub - the you get questions like “how to pass running/walking” “how to pass reading test”… There is literally a 300 pounds, Meal Team 6 looking, wanting to cosplay GIJOE and invade our neighborhoods like this one - https://www.reddit.com/r/ICE_ERO/s/YSauot3n2u And some people still defend this. I’ll keep my money in metals till something consequential changes.

I’ve been a product manager turned product leader for over 17 years at some of the biggest companies. One of the biggest problems is the amount of product documentation or the lack of it. I built a tool that gets the team an PM to clarity of docs in mins vs hours, days and weeks. Cuts down on the back and forth so teams can ship faster. So I mentioned that and got banned. I can DM you the link if you wanna see it

People comparing the Seahawks/Patriots Super Bowl to 2001 really confirms nobody on the Internet remembers a damn thing about 2000-2001. That fucking Rams team had 5 Hall of Famers (should be 6 at some point). Now if you want to start comparing levels of incompetence between Mike Martz and our current government for squandering an easy victory, well now that's appropriate.

Can I just compliment the mod team for intervening swiftly when needed? Just saw something absolutely vile pass by and it was gone in a second. Thanks, mods

Drill team 6 closing in on bravo

Breaking, sandisk and silver are going to team up to make silver quantum AI chips

Jpow leader of drill team 6

Drill team 6 must have gotten snowed in somewhere. Hopefully they can make it in to work today

Can you hear me, Sonic? Regular attacks are useless now. Attack it using Team Blast!

Brutal USAR pump and dump. Reminds me of that time Lyft pumped and dumped 50% in minutes after hours during earnings because their executives/finance team don't know how to do elementary school percentage math.

as usual i dont like either team in the SB at all

yuuurrrrpppp team up big

US$ has been abducted by drill team 6

We figured out that we’re all playing on the same team

could of just no tariff canada and not make the 52 state thinly veil threat. Could of easily corner china along with mexico. But some retard just had to back stable his allies first. I swear do he and his team staff even think thing through for more than 5 minutes or do they just keep kissing his ass whenever he fart out his next dementia thought

imagine if this happened to the 5 year old they kidnapped Thursday. Ice bros would have been promoted to the Navy Seal team.

Temporarily joined your team. Got 100 QQQ Wednesday puts. See how this goes.

Team bidet. Trust me, total game changer.

Plunge Protection Team vs Michael Burry vs a bus

You're not a real man until you've spent 14 hours in a drunk tank, at the mercy of two guys on meth who keep tag team shitting the toilet and menacing you specifically.

We have they/them on the team now and they make every conversation awkward somehow.

plunge protection team desrves the nobel prize

Plunge protection team be like: My collar’s blue but my neck is red

Plunge protection team busting their ass today

Drill team six just hopped out of the helo and they are about to wreck your lunch

Drill team 6 ready to deploy

Drill Team 6 time to F ELON.

Drill Team 6 on standby, sir.

The Melvin (team) takes .33 cent profits, so lower your expectations.

team Micron checking in! 🫡

Atlassian (TEAM) shares and long calls.

Team silver winning big again :) We are the new nvidia!

The highest performer on my team is a fat rascist and my director is Indian. It’s a fun time at work

$META Meta's last released AI model Llama 4 was a disappointment. But they have been working on a new model — the first since it revamped the AI team under Alexandr Wang — and it was just made available to Meta employees internally ^(Source:) [^(https://x.com/alexeheath/status/2014283593502068916)](https://x.com/alexeheath/status/2014283593502068916)

Right time to buy TEAM (Atlassian)

Everyone here being convinced that INTC recovers tomorrow is how you know its drill team six hours for Nana's port tomorrow

Sam Altman on X >We have added more than $1B of ARR in the last month just from our API business. >People think of us mostly as ChatGPT, but the API team is doing amazing work!

Separate team asked for my help doing something at work, gave my opinion that differed from their own, got bullied into accepting their decision, why did you ask for my help anyways

The drill team is hungry and soxs waking up 😎

Drill team six, on stand by

Plunge protection team catching every tiny dip