TEAM

Thanks for making me feel better on my basketball bet yesterday. Lost $200 but I risked it to win over 100 bucks. My team was up last quarter but suddenly couldn’t score last 5mins and end up losing against under dog

Bought in at $7, saw it go up to $20. They are the clear winner the Evtol race (although I do own Archer too). At ~$10 share it’s a steal. I’m also from Santa Cruz, so love to see the home team win

As someone who never sports bet. I like the HOOD prediction markets. I don’t have to be right on which team wins. Just pick one, after they score and their contract value goes up I can sell and swap to the other one etc. or average down. Sell out before the game is over. Etc.

Really the only amount of bandwidth I have to spare for sports is my alma mater’s football team, and the softball team when they’re in the women’s World Series. So, I don’t sports bet or have any interest in it. But can you bet on the Olympics? The idea that there are degenerates out there losing money on Olympic curling cracks me up.

Caroline Ellison is just not a team player mayne

I wish to thank the stock market protection team. At least we can get some breath over the weekend. lmao

Peace signed. US boomers can finally order iranian under-13s to fill their football team.

Drill team taking a 3 day weekend then coming back refreshed on Monday. Freak the f out and keep selling everything.

what team lol

I’m pretty insulated from downturn layoffs thankfully. I’m team crash this bitch all day.

Morning bols! Hope you enjoyed your recovery pump for literal ants! Drill team six clocks in at 9:30am EST sharp.

Took one for the team...I sold everything should go up now...

Drill team been working hard. They deserve a day off.

I just chatted with the Robinhood support team.. the wait was like 4 hours tonight, when it’s usually just a couple minutes. It sounded like they’re going through ittttt. I asked how the dude was holding up and he said… “I appreciate it. It’s been a crazy day in the market to say the least.”

ICE is there just to make sure the PR is what they want... cause apparently now ICE does security for the Olympic team.

US could use some good PR, hopefully the winter olympics team doesn't cause a scene in Milano.

Idk what I hate more Those useless snipers in Battlefield 6 that are 50 miles away from the action celebrating after getting 2 longshot kills while their team is getting slimed on every objective Or Watching SPY tank after a theta day

wow the 60k resistance team is loaded

Plunge protection team has been defunded

One of you is gonna have to take one for the team and put your life savings into SPY puts so we can pump again

If I buy puts tomorrow everything goes back up so I’ll just take one for the team

Michael Burry thought he lost everything because of plunge protection team and was about to walk in front of a bus. GUH! This week, out of nowhere from the top rope, drill team six obliterated PPT and sent the Q's down 6 to 7 percent. Now Burry can sell sell sell his short positions.

what a shitty week. i hold shares on UBER, NVO, AMZN,TEAM,HOOD my strategy buy high, sell low is clearly working

Metal bros vs crypto bros in team cage match, winner fights SPY bros

I bought 675 SPY puts so it will V. Taking one for the team. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

Where is the Plunge Protection Team when you need them? THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

AMZN TEAM RDDT RBLX - clown market.

Drill team 6 better get overtime pay for their hard work this week

Look at TEAM holy shit … shit is on discount

Metal bros and crypto bros in team cage fight

Where is the plunge protection team?

Drill team 6 will be back from lunch soon

plunge protection team found murdered in the street

plunge protection team saw a shiny object in the parking lot

Has 🥭 lost control of the market? He is ranting and raving for like an hour now and wallstreetbets doesn’t seem to care at all. Two months ago you all would be hanging on his every word He has had some bangers this time! Explaining that the only reason he behaves is because of religion and fear of God. He talked about how he saved all the children from the blue team who wanted to mutilate them, he is bragging about stopping transgender for all (what does this even mean?) Anyway this one is good! Why not watch entertainment while the markets fall?

Has the plunge protection team been activated for a second there or what?

🥭 team: we need weaker dollar to balance global trade. ECB: weaker dollar and appreciating Euro could push EU inflation too low. Printing wars coming. Buckle up retards 📈.

the ugliest chick on the team does all the work

Morning drill team

Drill team 6 focused exclusively on your anoos 

Drill Team 6 on BTC duty tonight.

I went to Gemini for financial wisdom about Googl, it immediately broke. Bold of them to use real-time examples. Team GOOG 😂😂

WENDYS, YOU ARE NOW ON THE TEAM

Plunge protection team must have been in the files.

Drill Team 6?

[**Palantir System Message**: Your lack of faith in our stock scores -0.009 Eagle points on the Patriot scale. An unmarket black re-education van has been deployed to your location. A team of agents will be there to assist you shortly. Please remain calm.]

Drill team is ready

plunge protection team be like "here's some money for you mr. bank" and mr bank be like "for sure" and then turns around and immediately sells more

https://preview.redd.it/tmhrkaa8uhhg1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f99b392fc77a6d416be61154e0227143f3900feb It’s not much but it’s honest work (drill team six right after selling)

I'm on team Melinda btw