TEAM

Well no shit. Give a SOC team unlimited time and resources to hire top tier talent, and they'll set up any piece of crap to be impenetrable. But good luck attracting that top tier talent when your entire stack is Microsoft.

Wait wait wait. Fakebook cut 30% of is metaverse team.... as in... They are still dumping resources into that lost cause???? Omfg

Only thing more wretched than the team is its stock

Not buying Regretti don't care. Every time I have it goes the other direction so sorry team

DRILL TEAM 6

META $1000 when Zuck fires his super stars AI team and partners with Google to use Gemini instead.

Cowboys kinda hot right now. Beat chiefs and eagles. The problem is as a fan, all their stars could go to a club the night before and completely shit the bed against the worst team

why else do u think he and his team got fired

Buy puts on my career. A work friend told me I'm getting laid off in April (as are most of my team).

Who needs the plunge protection team when spx mafia runs the show?

Which team is winning futures tonight?

Team Lando here

I'll let you know when my team has completed my measurement. They should be back any minute now.

How can you be 40+ minutes late to a press conference you schedule, especially with a whole team whose job it is to make sure you get to where your supposed to on time

Just realized Advanced Money Destroyer is beating NVDA on the 1 year. As long as you didn’t buy the AMD top, you would have been better off with team red.

Pump Team 6 is back baby!!

Michael Burry sat on the bus scrolling through headlines about the looming government shutdown while everyone around him descended into chaos. Despite plunge protection team working overtime this morning, one guy screamed “sell sell sell sell sell!” as his portfolio tanked, another yelled GUH into his phone, and a self-proclaimed nofap prophet preached that the Fed’s pivot would save them all. Someone tried to start a short squeeze on some ligma stonk, while another chugged choccy milk like it was liquid courage. Burry just sighed, muttered, I’m not selling. This is not financial advice.

NVDA selling off because MSFTs AI team is fucking clueless lol

That’s my bad team. I woke up with a bloated belly and subsequently reinvented Greek fire. It seems I accidentally quantum entangled wall street with my colon. I’ll go ahead and hike up a mountain tomorrow.

These Arby's team building exercises are getting out of hand.

No, no! Anything but that! I'll call clients! I'll clean up the unbilled list! I'll go beg the sales team for receipts! Anything but travel trivia!

Sounds like the setup for something even the plunge protection team and Fed money printers can’t fix.

He really likes war criminals, he pardoned this guy his last term https://www.politico.com/news/2019/11/15/trump-pardon-war-crimes-071244 Just walked around massacring people, his team turned him in and called him a monster

Imagine if these trump accounts launch and all the kids in America download the app to watch their new ports and then the market dumps lmao, mango would send in seal team 6 to man the printers

Maybe the plunge protection team really is out here to ensure the market stays flat till next year as not to ruin the holidays. Might see a dumpathon on january

ALL RIGHT TEAM, let’s gather. I want to hear your opinions on $snowflake going into earnings tomorrow What are we thinking ? LETS GOOOOO

I told my team of 100 guys/gals to use Ai to automate all their currents tasks and routine chores. This way they will train AI how to do their jobs and in about a month i can let go of half my team, I should get a nice bonus for this!

except when your team loses the World Series Game 7

Drill team 6 time to step up

OpenAI CEO Sam Altman has declared a "code red" effort to improve ChatGPT's quality amid intensifying competition in the AI race Altman said OpenAI has more work to do to improve ChatGPT's personalization features, speed, reliability and capabilities to answer a wider range of questions. As a result, the startup will push back work on other initiatives, such as advertising, AI agents for health and shopping, and personal assistant Pulse. Altman also encouraged temporary team transfers, and said OpenAI would hold a daily call for staff working on improving ChatGPT.

I've never seen anything like this. Hit the ground a foot away. Embarrassing dumpster fire of a team. Only a cuck loser supports them.

Flipping this burger reminded of my first job at MCD. Half my baseball team worked at the same one. We were the reason the ice cream machine never worked…

Because it’s the Giants. Pathetic ass team.

Guys on my team at work were on pto today. Frankly, it was a better day than i expected.

Taking Giants plus 7. Best bad team in the NFL

Just like sports teams. Your team regard my team not regard..

Drill team 6 report

Drill Team 6 Report for fuckin duty!

Thats right, but you know too much, so plunge protection team has to take you out now

Take one for the team.

Take one for the team. Do it.

I worried that too after the fuzzy panda report, but the a-list team that's come onboard the last few months argues against that

SPY and NVDA is in a situationship. They refuse to be in the same team

Double top on the daily. Now for drill team 6 to work their magic.

My entire childhood sucked because my dumb ass family loved the jets. They were as emotional as your average regard here from loss. It's fun to make fun of them for liking a shit team their whole lives. 

Bers if studs understood that “No means no…” Bama would be a pro football team.

Good old drill team six

Plunge protection team checking in.

# Drill team 6 waiting for King Kong and Godzilla to tag team the stonk market.

Buy the dip!!! I don’t get paid if you don’t take one for the team !