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Jensen’s PR team in shambles

This ber and bul shit is cringe as fuck, are we toddlers? This isn't a team sport regards!

is there any executive team that sells more shares than dell's?

team red is red, team green is red, team blue is the new black

There's no 'I' in NVDA. Let's go team!

Michael Burry sat on the bus scrolling through headlines about the looming government shutdown while everyone around him descended into chaos. Despite plunge protection team working overtime this morning, one guy screamed “sell sell sell sell sell!” as his portfolio tanked, another yelled GUH into his phone, and a self-proclaimed nofap prophet preached that the Fed’s pivot would save them all. Someone tried to start a short squeeze on some ligma stonk, while another chugged choccy milk like it was liquid courage. Burry just sighed, muttered, I’m not selling. This is not financial advice.

Plunge protection team working overtime this morning trying to make sure people feel safe spending money on black friday.

Selfishly, a tie would be better for my team

If I sell my dying NVDA weeklies it’ll pump back to 195 this week, I’ll take one for the team

BTC is on the same team everythings reacting to the rate cut getting priced back in for dec

gold and bitcoin going up with tech. bluds think they are on the team 😭😭

VIX still holding the 20’s after the last two days. Hope bulls got platinum package cause they are gonna need the trauma team soon

So when Microsoft and google team up to take over the world r they gonna respect the ten combined shares I own and not put me in the slums with the rest of the 1984 bums that are playing the “lottery”

The year is 2028. The alarm on your Google Pixel 12 gently wakes you up, and recommends some Youtube videos for you while you wait on your automatically scheduled Waymo to take you to report to your Gemini-powered Team manager. While you're eating breakfast and tracking your macros with your Fitbit, you get a couple of notifications saying that Deepmind research models have finally found a cure for your littledickitis.

Atlassian (TEAM) looks okay now. Easily could drop more, but the bottom seems near. I'm Atlassian myself, so it's a buy for me, albeit an incremental buying opportunity.

For *Team America*, they didn't initially have a plan to make him retarded, but when the puppet's face was done, he looked retarded (like Ronaldo's original statue for instance), so they just went with it.

Plunge protection team moved in on Friday when it was crashing and now this.

Enterprise sales gotta be the dumbest shit in the world Promise features you don’t have from a team who doesn’t exist and sell it for 500k easy

# Stonk market strike force and Drill Team 6 assembling.

#DRILL TEAM 6 ASSEMBLED

Drill Team 6 reporting for duty

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Employees are making 500k-5m each per annum, and still generating the company 50m+ each. Imagine how management must feel. "Greg asked for a raise! He's making $750k, but he's on the team of 5 bringing in $300m / annum. Maybe we can afford to punt him another $250k" \- how I imagine value decides their employees salaries

He and his exec team at BMNR are probably doing aight. They don't even have to really do anything other than buy ETH at highs and marketing; with Tom being the hype man.

How do I short my fantasy football team? asking for a friend

I'm on team USPA/Bio bidet. I swear this thing has some kind of AI tracking for my butthole

Can Al Davis' bowlhead son just sell the damn team already

Fraudulent team

$GOOGL TO $315 after trump signs the AI acceleration bill. LETS GO TEAM SUNDAR & DEMIS.

Ya think? Regards are going to be exit liquidity for drilling team nw

I’m assembling a team 💃🧌🚶‍♂️🧚‍♀️🤸‍♀️

I’m convinced, any team I bet on for sports ball, will not win. I could have bet on Ohio State today and they would immediately all get food poisoning and forfeit the game

The following contest is scheduled for one fall; Bulls vs. Bears in a Tag-Team Hell in a Cell Match

Texas Longhorns are such a SHITTY team..💩💩💩

This is a very interesting year in the NFL where new teams are at the top of the NFL & last year's powerhouses are no longer at the top I'm curious if AI (or lack of) adoption by team is playing a role in the change of the guard

Normally what I do. I usually do a gamble on the cheap ones depending on the team. Better at NFL, college is too fucky half the time. I made a killing a few weeks ago with contracts flipping wildly back and forth, I usually try the scalp game rather than holding until the end Much more fun when contracts are less than 10c and flip to 80c back and forth a few times. If you’re watching and time it, it’s one of the ways I nailed 4500 one weekend while only gambling on a a couple hundred bucks

Yeah, pregame was 10 cents. About halftime I saw contracts going for 15. As you said, easy scalp. Alternatively, you could wait for the game to begin, let the projected winning team contracts slide in price, they almost always do, and lower your cost for an easy win with less risk.

The secret is betting on the shitty team before game time, hope they give the other team a run for their money and get out of the contract with a quick 10%-20 scalp. It’s extremely easy to do on the pro basketball games.

Why’d they make Jessie from Team Rocket such a fox?

He spent more times applying for & interviewing for jobs than he did working at said jobs. He'd work for a few weeks to make things appear fine - then start moonlighting on his next one. Turns out you can fake it for a few months after a few successful weeks before the team catches on. By that time you already have 3 new gigs paying you.

TACO and his team came out and try to save the market again today by saying that they may allow NVDA to sell A.I chips to China again. They did that on NVDA Earning too and now today. Both time is the same news. On NVDA Earning it was a rumor and today it was confirmed in early talk to let NVDA sell again. That IMO is a signal that TACO want to save the market. With no bad reaction on BOJ rate hike then I think we may pump again next week. I mean....TACO say that they're in talk to allow NVDA sell chips to China on a Friday is usually a bullish sign and we may get good news on the weekend and pump on Monday. The big question is can it hold?

breaking news: trump team internally discussing allowing nvda to sell to china

**Trump team internally floats selling Nvidia H200 chips to China.**

Trump team gave the okay for NVDA chips to China LMAO

"Trump team internally floats selling Nvidia H200 chips to China. $NVDA"

>TACO TEAM INTERNALLY FLOATS SELLING NVIDIA H200 CHIPS TO CHINA NVDA to $10T

Plunge protection team is on site

CALLING- NO, BEGGING DRILL TEAM SIX TO MAKE AN APPEARANCE