TEAM

Taking one for the team. Ty

Took one for the team and bought a put at close yesterday so you’re all welcome

Nike CEO should join the Carvana team, he’d fit right in

Why don’t we all just team up and make our own algos

Lmao 🌽 can’t hold any kind of overnight gains, what a fraudulent piece of shit, drill team 6 bigly today

Puka is taking my fantasy team to the promised land

Which team is winning futes?

We are getting drill team 6 right at close. You know it. I know it. We all know it.

That’s it… I’m 100x short on 🌽. Taking one for the team.

Are bulls or bears the wife beaters? Trying to make sure I join the right team

Everyone's still bashing these AI clankers as useless and here I am doing two weeks of work with a few prompts. You guys have no idea how good these Anthropic models are becoming and how easy it is to do massive amounts of dev work in Cursor in a day. You still need an expert to do the work, but one guy can replace an entire team.

pump team five

Loss recovery team

What’s the opposite of drill team 6

Dudes talking about drill team 6 make sure they sell their fractional shares for a loss 📉

Is drill team six in the room with us now?

HOLY SHIT IS THAT DRILL TEAM SIX???

Orange had to bribe everyone in the stat team

Plunge protection team sleeping on the job…

Agreed. Sometimes ber sometimes bul, but always fun to make fun of the other team as long as you’re right of course

Drill team six heating up

Not being super into sports and having a team that I claim probably helps me. No emotions.

Been watching Seal Team… Why is my home gym (which isn’t even that dope [yet]) better than the training facility of the number 1 special ops team in the world?

ORCL is the fat ugly kid of the AI team that noone wants but joins ur team anyway

You don’t send a US Navy Fleet and park it outside a country for a sightseeing tour. Step 1 - drone strike fishing boats Step 2 - blockade ports Step 3 - drone strike cartel land bases (aka Anti-Air Radar and power plants) Step 4 - send in SEAL Team 6 to capture political leaders Step 5 - regime change and Exxon/Chevron/highest donator to MELANIA stablecoin gets the oil access

That's some unfair BS. Team red is fuk come midterms

Well, if he wants an Arc of Triumph, Venezuela gonna have to take one for the team Those things are built for a reason

First off their free trial offers aren’t free, they charge you even if you cancel (at least me). Second they ask for back up emails and phone numbers, like bro I already gave you one, mind your business. 3rdly their customer reps act as if they can’t look stuff up even though it’s your credit card. Just the whole account services team seems bad, **intentionally** bad. Like run-interference bad.  I legit don’t want anything Adobe if I can help it. 

Not too often seeing the plunge protection team deployed afterhours. But i guess we cant have the shit drilling during the speech lmao

USA vs Venezuela is gonna go down like if WSB’s Varsity Football team played /r/cryptocurrency ‘s

Not sure how American law enforcement can persevere without Bingodongo on the team

Plunge protection team is not doing their job so we need to save the market by buying 0dte puts tomorrow

Breaking: US Navy shoot down a vehicle of unknown origin above the Atlantic, believed to have been carrying drugs. Vehicle was being pulled by a team of flying reindeer. More details to follow.

Michael Burry sat on the bus scrolling through headlines about the looming government shutdown while everyone around him descended into chaos. Despite plunge protection team working overtime this morning, one guy screamed “sell sell sell sell sell!” as his portfolio tanked, another yelled GUH into his phone, and a self-proclaimed nofap prophet preached that the Fed’s pivot would save them all. Someone tried to start a short squeeze on some ligma stonk, while another chugged choccy milk like it was liquid courage. Burry just sighed, muttered, I’m not selling. This is not financial advice.

Michael Burry sat on the bus scrolling through headlines about the looming government shutdown while everyone around him descended into chaos. Despite plunge protection team working overtime this morning, one guy screamed “sell sell sell sell sell!” as his portfolio tanked, another yelled GUH into his phone, and a self-proclaimed nofap prophet preached that the Fed’s pivot would save them all. Someone tried to start a short squeeze on some ligma stonk, while another chugged choccy milk like it was liquid courage. Burry just sighed, muttered, I’m not selling. This is not financial advice.

Loss recovery team working after hours today apparently

I feel like the plunge protection team doesn't get talked about anymore. They probably think we don't like them which is why they don't help us anymore.

Drill team 6 standing by

I might just sell so all of you can rally again. Taking one for the team

Back on bol team buy NVDA 🤜🤛

plunge protection team is coming

someone call the plunge protection team

moon team six, affirmative for pumping

Drill team 6, youre good to go

Plunge protection team come back!!!

Where is the drill team? Break this fucking 678.50 wall

There’s 10AM drill team ?

Michael Burry sat on the bus scrolling through headlines about the looming government shutdown while everyone around him descended into chaos. Despite plunge protection team working overtime this morning, one guy screamed “sell sell sell sell sell!” as his portfolio tanked, another yelled GUH into his phone, and a self-proclaimed nofap prophet preached that the Fed’s pivot would save them all. Someone tried to start a short squeeze on some ligma stonk, while another chugged choccy milk like it was liquid courage. Burry just sighed, muttered, I’m not selling. This is not financial advice.

Also, if you’re fully grown and all about a sports team. As in, you clap and cheer for other grown men who make millions for playing a fucking game,…same deal.

Michael Burry sat on the bus scrolling through headlines about the looming government shutdown while everyone around him descended into chaos. Despite plunge protection team working overtime this morning, one guy screamed “sell sell sell sell sell!” as his portfolio tanked, another yelled GUH into his phone, and a self-proclaimed nofap prophet preached that the Fed’s pivot would save them all. Someone tried to start a short squeeze on some ligma stonk, while another chugged choccy milk like it was liquid courage. Burry just sighed, muttered, I’m not selling. This is not financial advice.