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To be honest I was looking to swing trade the Redskins game but the spreads were unexpectedly really bad, so I was stuck with them. Bet on the Vikings because the Lions looked shaky at the start and must win games put a lot of pressure on teams, and playing spoilers can make a team give it their all.

Why would you bet anything on the Josh Johnson led Redskins? Also, why would you bet anything on the Max Brosmer led Vikings playing a Detroit team that needs to avoid playoff elimination? The latter worked out, but holy fuck you're regarded. Please stop gambling.

Wow tried prediction markets today, then proceeded to witness the team I put US currency on completely and utterly embarrass themselves to end their season on Christmas Day. First and last time I do that.

Bad or poor performer? There's a big difference. Also the guys I met that you look into their background and it's nothing but bosses saying do not fucking hire this guy, he's shady, not a team player, etc. Usually they're dickheads that don't realize they are. Plenty of good guys with one-off issues though obviously. Edit: clarified what I mean by do not hire

Of course the one time I hold prediction market positions the team doesn't make a crazy comeback lol. Prediction markets are also a bit wonky today, spreads are terrible.

#u/OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR, myself and the rest of the mod team want to wish you guys a happy holidays

A Christmas miracle has happened. Bitcoin has broke past 88k. We are going to see epic rocketry from this point on. I want to thank Hassett and all team involved for what is to come. There is no more holiday mystery. Thank you all.

10k investment team oh my god stop replying to me ur fucking broke + ik the women you talk to are atrocious looking

TEAM

> Makes perfect sense. I mean, Im not here to tell you its wrong or a bad idea or whatever... but consider that your 5k bet on the lakers to cover a 12pt spread isnt going to affect my bet on the lakers to win the next 4 games in a row... and Grandpa's fantasy basketball team that he has been running since he was 16

Are you sure you're playing for the right team?

The thing about House is in most episodes it's a 17 year old illegal with no health insurance and a team of about 10 highly qualified doctors hold meetings about his case twice a day till there is a resolution. I don't understand why people complain about the Usonian health care system

Rejoicing at the ASTS dump. Nothing against the company, but their cult are a racist insufferable bunch. They even ordered the CEO's team a bunch of champagne bottles lmao.

Looks like Jane street finessed bear’s and bulls this week.  $2 million holiday bonuses for each of their associate  trading team. 

Drill team 6 was called in!

Palladium and platinum drilling, time to call in drill team 6 for slv puts

Just make your life easier and choose the team your local TV area covers

Just giving you shit. Much better than becoming a chiefs fan during their run or a pats fan when Brady was on the team.

I need to settle on an NFL team that I love.  I’ve always been a college guy, as my state I grew up in didn’t have NFL.  Now, it’s all pro, so might as well have a real pro team I love.  I choose Cleveland.

Santa wears red. What idiot put him on the away team?

Now it's time for the best betting event of the year; the 2025 NFL Loser Bowl. The Giants (2-13) and the Raiders (2-13) will play to see who's the most pathetic dog-ass team of the year. Raiders have the historical advantage (9-6), but I'm betting on the Giants (I've been a Raiders fan since childhood).

no, elong had his DOGE team install a backdoor on treasury dept servers that auto-buys TSLA stonk

silver and gold tag team piss on usd grave lmao

You can show us where your puts touched you bro, this is a safe space. I agree this isn't a team sport, sticking to one side is regarded. But let's not pretend we aren't up YTD and most loss porn aren't from bers😂

Who called drill team 6 on tesla

You are a dumbass child who doesn’t even know the Greeks I’ve henceforth given up my spot on team helping you not lose your ass See you Friday bud

drill team 6 engaging the enemy

Got down votes for saying cruise control bullish till Christmas this morning. Can't always be a bear, gotta adjust. This ain't team sports its making money.

Googl +0.01% a truly historic day. It's like when a soccer team has a record high scoring 0-0 game, pure cinema.

The trill team has arrived

Drill team 6 ready to deploy

Its not that, its that retail, especially at the ground floor, is unspecialized labor with poor training and high turnover. Think of a shitty football team. They dont have fans, arent getting the best equipment, and are lacking the talent they need to turn around immediately.

Long puts on NNE. Fake aas company been talking about planning to file a building permit for two years, just bought some old ass patents and a PR team and went public.

Best way to make money is bet against the raptors va any team in the whole wide world

Soooooooooo. Raptors are the worst Team?

Jeanty deserve a proper team

Is that a WNBA team

I used to be a boob guy until I realized the following. 1. Boobs are really nice on a screen 2. The asses I have smashed IRL have been unforgettable experiences. Polaroid brain hits. Took me a few decades to make it to team ass, bros. I'm happy I'm here.

5 mile run complete. Pace was now 8:37. On 300/500 push ups for the day. Fantasy football team is in semi finals. Gambling tomorrow in stocks though

So AI sexbots will get water-based lube wet and smell like silicone. Team cyborg. Anti-team robot.

Elon replying “no kidding” to the report of zuck shutting the anti scam team down 🤣

Sam Altman says ChatGPT will go offline for the holidays. "Our team has been hard at work replying to every query over the past three years. We're giving them a much needed break to spend time with their families."

You need to team up with someone who has equally bad luck. Bet in the opposite direction of each other. One of you will get rich. The other will remain screwed. The one that was screwed teams up with another that has equally bad luck. Repeating the process until the original wins and the other screwed continues on.

I strolled through the office the other day like Stone Cold Steve Austin dropping fucking hot beef hurricanes out of my ass. Sheila comes out of her cubicle like she’s John Wayne, and she says she wants to throw down the fart gauntlet. So we square up and everyone in the office surrounds us within seconds, Jared from accounting has his green visor on and he’s booking bets, sales team is losing their shit, it’s a madhouse. Sheila is looking me dead in the eye. I’ve seen her smashing chili at her desk by the gallon-sized Tupperware container, I can tell this bitch came to play. She lifts one cheek and lets out this low, loud rumble that has me thinking I’m about to lose my undefeated streak—until suddenly, the sound turns wet and she realizes she’s flown too close to the sun. “That’s a shart!” Pete from R&D has his referee shirt on. “We’ve got a shart, DISQUALIFIED!” Sheila hangs her head in shame and waddles off to clean herself up. Everyone else is going crazy. A few people are close to tearing their hair out from losing big and Adam the 40 year-old intern has to hand over his wedding ring to the house. My mom said I would never be anything. Thankfully, she got me this job and she still works here, she’s right over there. I’m looking her in the eye, and I can tell by the way she’s shaking her head and averting her eyes downward that she’s so proud of the man I’ve become. 

Dude. The case against Maxwell started under Mango; the first Mango administration also knew better than to release the files if they wanted a conviction. " Facts are for losers" \-Team Mango.

Plunge protection team is clearly exhausted

Fuck fuck fuck, sold my calls at open. Where’s drill team?

plunge protection team is working triple overtime to stop any dips LOL

10AM slam team

Taking one for the team. Ty