TEAM

Soar Team 6, where is you

Great news Eagles fans! If the team keeps collapsing, (‿|‿) tush push will continue to be legal 👍👌.

V TEAM 6 🫡

Hey yall I got an invite to apply for plunge protection team with an immediate start date of now

He has no reason to do this other than his team loaded up on puts this morning

I mean, he doesn’t talk about tariff shit forever and then after a pretty big weekly rally just casually floats China tariffs on a Friday. It’s so fucking blatant that his whole team loaded up on puts this morning lmao

PLUNGE PROTECTION TEAM TO BE DEPLOYED TO INDICIES.

$TEAM, I balls long ($80k), hoping for a large move up on earnings print Oct 30th. This stock moves like bouncy ball in a blender. Recently got crushed on US gov't shut down, but actually churn is fairly low because they have long term contracts. Still essential for large enterprises. Maybe the software isn't up to the standards of the regards here, but it is needed for the non-regards to get anything done. Large enterprises rely on it like the fucking English language.

Plunge protection team!? We got a wrong color situation ova here.

Anyone make any money on the worst team in the league losing to the Giants?

SMCI, TEAM DKNG PATH NVDA UNH are all good plays read the charts

Be safe out there team. Heard a bad batch is moving round. Several ODs here over the past few days.

In 10 years, the NFL will just be half the team grabbing the asses of the other half as they're pushed down the field

FOUR STRAIGHT TUSH PUSH TO A TOUCHDOWN I LOVE THIS TEAM

$CCCX that is doing a merger with Infleqtion in Q4 or early 2026 Q1. The CEO of Infleqtion and their team was on Capitol Hill this week meeting with legislators to advance U.S. leadership in Quantum.  THIS IS MASSIVE!  Infleqtion is the first mover in the Quantum field already talking to Governments. https://www.linkedin.com/posts/infq_quantumcomputing-neutralatom-quantumtechnology-activity-7382138456744910848-b21p?utm_source=social_share_send&utm_medium=member_desktop_web&rcm=ACoAABRkVD8BFgw1-1yIbO8typ9RbEtFSRBrXuU

I heard Michael Burry had a sticky short squeeze, ligma, nofap abortion with plunge protection team as the priest while he did cocaine off a hookers big toe, ate a ghost pepper, drink choccy milk, read a k8 and lost it all. !guh sell sell sell sell . Did he also watch 2 dark magician girls 1 pot of greed? A Bus driver does not give good financial advice. I need to pivot out of my position soon. Selling puts through Hairy putter's school of Hogwarts for witchcraft and wizardry. Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky. Guh! Very Sticky situation. BAM! BOOM! Thanks for the $5,000 Mr. SPY CEO, I'm not selling! Not financial advice.

*** THE FED HAS JUST CLASSIFIED NVDA AS A SYSTEMIC RISK. TOO BIG TO FAIL. LEVEL 7 PURGE PROTECTION TEAM ASSIGNED.

How am I always on the wrong side of the team in bull vs bear 😭😭 of all days I got calls today man this isn’t bull vs bear it’s me vs Tylenol  

Plunge protection team, we thank you for your service

V team, engage

A lot of people need to feel like there's an other team and that other team is losing. Those people are easily rounded into one big losing team. Calls.

Why is Ferrari stock down? Don’t they have the 7 time WDC Sir Lewis Hamilton in the team now?

Plunge protection team for furloughed

Googl..time put team on back

hurr i'm a yankees fan, i'm a unique and special snowflake that only likes the most popular team in baseball because my retarded dad liked them even though we never lived anywhere close to new york city

I love Aaron Judge but I'm going to cut down my Yankees viewing time even further next year. Surely there's a better way to spend time than watch a team fail at winning the Sportsball championship year after year after year 

Drill team 6 working overtime, futes down .04% circuit breakers about to trip

I feel like once the AI bubble pops, money will come back to software stocks like $team $crm, etc

so for some reason $RDDT wasted engineering time and resources to make their notification system worse Like who the fuck things of this dumb shit and then who the fuck approves it? Also who the fuck is like "You man I make $150k a year doing 20 hours of work a week and I'm bored so can we please make useless changes in the app that make the user experience worse?" Like godfucking dammit I'd fire the whole team behind this change

Lel, RDDT🍒🥊 shilling “Level Up Your Mod Team 🤪🥴🤡”

team player, good comms

I’m not saying bet the farm but a few 1:3 or 1:4 debit put spreads that you can roll are worth holding, in the mean while finance them with weekly call debit spreads and put credit spreads no reason to be “bull team” or “bear team” I’m “profit team”, every euphoria cools down eventually even the 2021 meme craze year felt like it would never end

I heard Michael Burry had a sticky short squeeze, ligma, nofap abortion with plunge protection team as the priest while he did cocaine off a hookers big toe, ate a ghost pepper, drink choccy milk, read a k8 and lost it all. !guh sell sell sell sell . Did he also watch 2 dark magician girls 1 pot of greed? A Bus driver does not give good financial advice. I need to pivot out of my position soon. Selling puts through Hairy putter's school of Hogwarts for witchcraft and wizardry. Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky. Guh! Very Sticky situation. BAM! BOOM! Thanks for the $5,000 Mr. SPY CEO, I'm not selling! Not financial advice.

the amount of people who ask "are we selling x? are we buying y?" bitch, this isn't a team sport.

Drill Team 6 got furloughed in the government shutdown it seems.

$TEAM near 52-week low. Software for application development and project management. They raising prices. If the Fed keeps cutting, you'd expect software multiples to expand. If all this AI investment actually happens - they will need to track the projects to execute and devs/IT run on ATLASSIAN. Its stupid cheap here.

Can plunge protection team swoop in for RDDT please 🙏🏻

plunge protection team showing up even at -0.3%

hookers and blow at openai HQ with the amd team LMAO 🤌

Meal Team Six spotted at Giordanos

got into poet thinking of making a quick buck. saw the team and the product, here to full port and stay. may not be next nvidia for sure, but gives the sames vibes I got when I bought mp at 27 or marvell at about the same.

Just saw photos of the national guard in Chicago. They really needed Meal Team Six to assassinate a deep dish pizza. I’m fucking dead.

Great advice from Gemini, I feel like I'm having a stroke: "Adding Marvell to your portfolio would be like a basketball team that already has Michael Jordan deciding to add Scottie Pippen by trading away its all-star quarterback."

This marketing team is so smart drop the bad news on new models right before the power hour to dampen losses.

Plunge protection team reporting for duty. Guh! Nofap

Every time it dips near 1%, seems like stand by pump team 6 activates

Plunge protection team was furloughed

lets try again tomorrow bols feel like drill team 6 about to come out of nowhere

My coworker keeps saying “Why does any of this matter” On team calls I’m not going into the office for a few weeks

Plunge protection team to each other: “let’s let the usual tech take a break today and use AMD to prop up qqq today.”