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🥭 and his team preparing something like Liberation Day chaos (2026 version) so they can ride the next V-shaped recovery

Kickers have it rough, nobody cares when you make a game winner but you can sure feel like you lost your team the game when you miss one

Seal team is is defending their locations sources are reporting per AP

Anyone else struggling not to bet on like a dozen different Super Bowl team matchup contracts?

4v4 tornado tag team match: For the 2000 team we got: Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson, and Avril Lavigne Who's on the 2026 team? Sydney Sweeney, Sabrina Carpenter, and... who else lol 😅 sorry I'm kind of old and not keeping up with all the cool girls these days

The gods must hate the Bears, the football team too!

There is always room on the winning team for bears seeking redemption from their sins.

"President Trump said on Saturday that Delcy Rodríguez was sworn in as Venezuela’s interim president and would act as a partner in letting the U.S. run the country. Less than two hours later, Rodríguez — who was Nicolás Maduro’s vice president — delivered a televised address to Venezuela that made clear she viewed the U.S. as an illegal invader that must be rejected." Our Team Tiny Dick is fucking clueless, which should make everyone nervous.

Anyone remember the old Tom Clancy rainbow 6 games where you had to pick out a team, plan a mission, then carry it out?

Breaking: MLB Announces Planned Expansion Team, Caracas Communists to Join League In Time for Spring Training

Does this mean Venezuela will now be part of Team USA for the olympics?

So if 🥭 clings onto a third term Canada’s Moose Team 6 has permission to bring down Canadian justice

Thank the Lord, we have a leader and a team of geniuses that exude such competence and grasp of serious nuance that the world knows it is safer thanks to the ole U.S. of A.

Team America

The "AI experts" they borrowed from the white house social media team are already working overtime.

LAST NIGHT WAS A SCENE FROM TEAM AMERICA LMAO 👌

i bet trump had so much blow and hookers around him while he got his allocated iPad time watching Seal Team 6 take Maduro 🤩

Word on the street is Trump was the lead breacher on the door kicking team

The whole D.O.G.E genius team vs 1 (one) somali daycare. Who finds the most unused public funds ?

Very short war. Maybe the shortest war anyone has ever seen. Hardly any damage. My team said they have never seen anything like it.

I would be willing to bet it's a destabilizing raid. If they were serious about an invasion and total decapitation the city's lights wouldn't have been on. I'm hoping this is one of the most successful coordinated strikes in history and blue team and civi casualties are near zero.

Do they have a soccer team? Will they come to states for World Cup?

Ngl, Varang is hotter than Neytiri. Team Blussy

I am Team Human for the Avatar movies! Doing all they can for survival. Navi can go to Eywa and live in that VR world.

Did Team USA really just get beat by Finland?! 😵‍💫 Calls on Team 🇨🇦 .

if it weren’t for the strongest players on your team it would totally suck and mine would win

Huge day for the home team 9% up on the port.

drill team 6 reporting for duty sir yessir

The fed plunge protection team buying up the long end of the yield curve right now.

Fed plunge protection team protecting long end of the yield curve.

So im playin a game shows the flags where ppl connected from. Iran, china, russia were playing on my team LOL

I can’t help but feel the rug wiggling underfoot… I think drill team six arrives before open

Being in the quarterfinals means you suck ass? Who’s your team? LMAO

Bottom confirmed team. 

She probably thinks a double team has to do basketball.

If you need a job, apply for The Search And Rescue Team. They're always looking for someone.

SO CALLED #1 TEAM IN THE COUNTRY CANT CONVERT IN THE RED ZONE LMAO

INDIANA 13-0 AGAINST TEAMS LIKE KENNESAW STATE UCLA AND PURDUE. JOKE CONFERENCE.. YANK ASS SCRUB FOOTBALL TEAM WILL BE EXPOSED IN A FEW MINUTES LMAO 👌

Some actually go since they have no local nfl team .

All the rain is going to make the game interesting, but Indiana is a damn good team.

INDIANA GOING TO CHOKE JUST LIKE OHIO STATE DID BECAUSE THEY ARE AN ASS TEAM WITH NO STRENGTH OF SCHEDULE CONFERENCE IS A JOKE, LMAO 👌

LAME ASS OVER RATED YANK FOOTBALL TEAM INDIANA ABOUT TO GET STEAM ROLLED AT 4PM ET

#Next year we host the world cup and we can deport any team that beats us using ICE LMAO🎅🤌⚽🥅

**GUYS ME AND THE MOD TEAM HAVE DISCUSSED: I’M NOT A MOD**

#guys me and the rest of the mod team have exciting stuff planed for you guys in 2026!

LMAO OHIO STATE SHIT TEAM

Bad juju short squeeze Plunge Protection Team nofap

Michael Burry sat on the bus scrolling through headlines about the looming government shutdown while everyone around him descended into chaos. Despite plunge protection team working overtime this morning, one guy screamed “sell sell sell sell sell!” as his portfolio tanked, another yelled GUH into his phone, and a self-proclaimed nofap prophet preached that the Fed’s pivot would save them all. Someone tried to start a short squeeze on some ligma stonk, while another chugged choccy milk like it was liquid courage. Burry just sighed, muttered, I’m not selling. This is not financial advice.

# u/OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR, myself and the rest of the mod team want to wish everyone a happy new year 🎊

#DRILL TEAM 6 ASSEMBLE