TEAM

the MLB team with highest salary cap should be relegated to the minors if they don't win the world series that year.

Fuck that’s smart ima try to expensive some shit for my fatass on behalf of the team, thx bb🙏

ber r fuk it's good to be on team bol again

Drill team 6 in place. Commence drilling.

plunge protection team just asked for a raise

#PLUNGE PROTECTION TEAM DEPLOYED. 🤌

🗣️ GET ME THE PLUNGE PROTECTION TEAM

DRILL TEAM 6 ON AMD TO 225 PLZ

Plunge protection team reporting for duty

Less than 30 minutes for the plunge protection team to step in They didn’t get laid off yet lmao

PLUNGE PROTECTION TEAM ACTIVATE!!!!!

Keep it 100 on the land, the sea, the sky Pledge allegiance to your hands, your team, your vibes

Drill team suiting up

I love this community bro it’s so funny how quickly it switches from team bulls to bears or vice versa

Someone needs to create a🥭 tweet ETF. Oh wait, that already exists, it's the signal chat for Trump's team.

“This is the Plunge Protection Team: Mission The Grass is Green is complete, heading home. Sir, requesting permission to visit my bear cousin. I hear she is on her deathbed.”

Be a team player 

Drill team 6, checking in

How does Joe Flacco just show up on a team and start winning week 1 everytime? 😟

# IF WW3 HAPPENED, WHAT TEAM DO YOU GUYS PLAY?

"Tomahawk missiles. Just like the football team. I like tomahawks. Chop chop."

I am building a team. A team full of dedicated regards. We are going to lose money together.

The team needs a few extra minutes to get theitlr trades in

holy shit the "buy the dip" team never misses out.

#Dip Team 6, prepare to buy

I have just instructed my team to impose a **MASSIVE 100% RECIPROCAL TARIFF** on any lube, any jelly, and any **"BABY OIL"** that is not 100% made from scratch with **GREAT AMERICAN** products and **AMERICAN** workers. This includes the major abusers like **KY JELLY** and **ASTROGLIDE**! They are taking advantage of our Country and they have been doing it for a very long time. They will either **IMMEDIATELY** move their entire supply chain to the **GREAT FACTORIES** of the San Fernando Valley and the **GREAT MANUFCTURING** of Daytona Beach, or their prices will be so **HIGH** that nobody will be able to afford their so-called "Hawk Tuah." This is a **HUGE WIN** for the American Cam Girl, the American Streamer, and the American Fluffer! We want **REAL** American lube, squirted on **REAL** American hands, not some heavily-subsidized, **VERY BAD**, foreign product. The **FAKE NEWS MEDIA** and the **RADICAL LEFT** are already complaining, saying people won't be able to host their **freak offs**. I say, let them make it here! We have the **BEST GOO** in the World! This is about **FAIR TRADE**, it's about **NATIONAL SECURITY**, and it's about giving our People a fair deal! **MAGA!**

Drill team 6 reporting for duty

Hey boss, drill team 6 reporting in today, how far we going down? 👷🏗

Gimme that drill team 6 with cheese

I'm starting to think my TEAM Dec 19 170C has a chance of clawing back to green..

Pump team ready🚀💪🏻

We? Not team sport.

he thinks he’s apart of the team

WHEN THE FUCK IS $TEAM GONNA GO UP best software for MANAGEMENT by FAR!!! Never would use no fucking shit from Notion that is typing into an SSH box located on MARS AtlASSian is big an unchallenged Undervalued imo

imagine healthy jr and arod on the same team for 6 years and never making the world series

russia, china, us all on the same team

With this big hit to Russia's crude oil exports, im thinking Russia and China team up against the US.

They have 1 team, relax

Goldman Sachs owns 6.9% and Barclays holds 5%. If things go according to plan, they could be among the first to deploy portable SMRs powering data centres and small communities. It’s a massive gamble, but if the team executes well, this company could be huge in the next decade. The nuclear sector is still in its infancy, a lot like investing in the internet back in the 90s.

I once argued with a girl that coached the Special Olympics curling team that it was fine to use the term retard…mainly cause I was taking about myself.

# Mf'ers keep thinking this is a team game while the name of the game is Musical Chairs 😎

Can everybody in here just buy some ABAT? Team players? We all get rich? Why don't we work together for once lol

Is it strategic to pick a kicker on a team whose offence can't move the ball into the red zone, because relatively, they get more shots at fieldgoals?

“*Strategic Manipulator*”. Therapist just gave my softball team a new name.

Team V always shows up without fail.

BREAKING: V TEAM 6 HAS ARRIVED AT THE NASDAQ BUILDING IN NYC

Major drill team 6 GUH on spy right now.

Drill Team Six reporting for duty, sir!

Where drill team six at

Pretty sure UAMY and all my other Rare Earth Metals just joined Drill Team six.