TACO

TACO: We have the cards! XI: But we've the upper.... TACO: Upper hands? XI: No, Uppercut! SHORYUKEN!

taco has the face of a man who just caved harder than CANADA CEO fuked the first lady in the oval office

#breaking: TACO and Great Leader Xi announce another FRAMEWORK and TICK TOCK DEAL DELAYED FOR THE 20TH TIME

Xi playing 69d CHEST while taco playing some retaerded game no one but him knows.

I'd imagine nothing really will come from these "talks" and donny boy will TACO hard from China tariffs, especially with midterms coming up. So, nothing burger is my vote

Lmao XI's face doesn't care about TACO.

#LMAO THEY FOUND TACO WONDERING IN THE KITCHEN BY HIMSELF LMAO

#taco ordered gynese fortune cookies in advance of Xi coming

Taco want that Xi BoyPuh🥀

taco gonna make Xi get in an MRI machine and fry his ass the end.

There will be world peace if XI and TACO kiss on the television.

Now, hopefully, XI/TACO will play nice tomorrow so we can get back to our usually bussiness....new ATH. Thank you!

personally i think any dip in Q4 is buyable and im not "bullish" necessarily but its just how it's gonna be. the end of year chase is gonna be real and the whole nothing happens/taco mentality means everyone can literally excuse/ignore any bad news until it hits a breaking point, which i dont think will be until next year

Yes. 100% of TACO beleiver morons beleive it. "You know who will pay for the Wall" should be your guide. These countries will tell him ANYTHING to get him the hell OUT of Dodge.

for when he Taco's the Taco?

##YOU GAYS FORGOT ABOUT THE TACO TRADE???

Mag 7 gambler bols (Except for Google tards) Your calls are fuk tomorrow and the rest of this week. There is a silver lining, your sacrifice has gauranteed that TACO doesn’t pull a retard move tomorrow with Gyna and tank the markets even harder. He’ll probably end up pumping the market EOD or over the weekend. At least you didn’t buy fake meat. Let’s be honest though you probably did.

Yep. Big news for the market and NVDA. Tbh, I'm sure he's going to TACO and at minimum call it a win for America. Then, some % of NVDA chips can be sold to China for some cut to the US Gov't and NVDA will pump on the chance to properly enter the 2nd largest market for chips.

I agree that it will cause a momentary blip that can be profitable. But we are at the point where taco has tacoed so much that the market will quickly look past the news for specifics that won’t exist.

Why is $META going down? I thought we were in an AI bull market quantum taco super artificial money printer market https://preview.redd.it/fnjuyc1ic4yf1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e37cb7026f66e417d216b11816e13bfa6c25d7d

You seen what that Taco did beef prices?

meta got ass taco by big beautiful bill, 16 bil one time charge. Plus increase ai spend for next year.

Miran is a fucking clown holy shite bro is just a little taco basically

If you’re wondering why there’s a dump, SPY went to Taco Bell

How will it affect the market when the announcement is made that Taco is stepping down because of cognitive medical issues?

Last chance to hop on the sub 20 VIX. The rest of the week is going to be stupid with more stupidity this weekend depending on what Taco man says.

Why VIX isn’t 20+ is a mystery to me. Major volatility with tech earnings, TACO in Asia with Xi and the Koreans and Japanese. Vix undervalued AF right now.

I INVERSE MY MORNING WORKDAY DUMPS AS A PREDICTION ENGINE RED SHIT = GREEN CANDLE GREEN SHIT = RED CANDLE TACO BELL FOR DINNER LAST NIGHT BUY CALLS

The double decker taco is back at Taco Bell

SOMEONE TELL taco the adobe CEO is not american

“South Carrerrrd” -Taco on Truth. BUY BUY BUY

We got TACO and now we bring you PACO (Powell Always Chickens Out)

Either we get bubble pump or black swan today with the fed and tomorrow with Xi Taco meeting.

It's like if I had a billion dollars I would just invest in all my friends dumb little business ideas. "Sure, let's open a bar. Why not? Let's start a taco truck. Fuck do I care?"

Both shorts and longs have been getting rekt back and forth since the bull market was shot dead by taco on Oct 10th, pretty much everyone that trades crypto has been liquidated, or has given up and is now trading stock options/prediction markets instead.

Taco King is going to claim tomorrow that he stopped the war between North and South Korea. His 8th perfect, very strongly, reason for a Nobel

So what’s everyone thinking tmw? Fed cuts rates, Powell indicates “we’re waiting and monitoring data” and doesn’t commit to additional cuts but leaves it open, market moons, taco says he has sucked off Xi and made a deal, market moons more

The only deal that matters is China and Mr. Taco has been snoozing it for 3-4 months at this point. We're literally almost a year into this term and no deal, only delays. It's quite absurd the market continues pumping on the "deal coming" narrative, but tech is driving the rally for the most part.

We know that TACO wants China to unban the Rare Minerals for 12 months, but we haven't heard anything about if TACO allows China to buy NVDA's high-end A.I chips yet. This is kind of weird IMO. Hopefully, TACO/XI doesn't say/do something stupid on Thursday. If China allows the U.S. to buy Rare Minerals again and China is able to buy NVDA high-end A.I. chips, then Rare Minerals stocks will go down for awhile and anything with computer chips, NVDA, AMD, QCOM, AVGO etc. will probably moon hard.

Don’t taco us

It taco and Jensen announce something big after their meeting, I don’t think even jpow could slow the train down . If china and trump signal positive trade talks on Thursday , buckle the fuck up . I will say everything feels like it’s going a little too perfect all at once for Nvda and my radar is going off

del taco

Taco had a rich family to pull him back up, not the same.

Beyond baggies literally made a fake WSB sub with 3 Ls to try to lure in people to buy and bail out their positions. Fucking sad really, but don’t expect a bunch people to try to bail out your poor life choice of buying into a company that makes meat that is worse than Taco Bell’s meat.

Mmm Taco Bell. What could possibly go wrong

If taco 🌮 🥭 mango caves in to xi then xi will blackmail US to the ground like it does to other small countries... Basically US becoming xi's dominion. If taco 🌮🥭 mango has balls then let xi put in the rare earth mineral sanctions and tarrif xi 100% and break depending on China for everything

sack of potatoes and a store brand cereal were $20 at krogerss. I thought taco was going to lower prices not raise them wtf.

When is Taco gonna tweet that China deal cancelled again?

JP will raise rates .5 to mess with taco

BYND baggies taking a break from battling hedgies to battle the raccoons for leftovers behind the Taco Bell dumpster tonight