TACO

When TACO?

The son of a taco will always be a taco.

Probably not going to happen because of TACO being what I call being a “Pussy Hawk” but how hard would markets puke if the U.S went into Venezuela or Nigeria. Venezuela to get Maduro like with Pineapple Face in Panama except this time the country can actually fight back. Nigeria to start bombing random masked poor people living on farms. Boomers share us your boomer wisdom please.

TACO just implied he’d try to invade Nigeria or at least start bombing terrorists in Nigeria without their consent for wait for it. Sectarian violence. This retard never tweets shit like this when he’s outside of the U.S. Always prepare port in advance from when he arrives back from random conferences most recent being the Asia one. I’m sure markets won’t vomit blood on Monday.

Its a taco bell inside a KFC inside your dream

Their Taco Salad is hella good

Works for Taco Bell.

Soybeans? Spoiled soybeans? I hear TACO is giving them out to kids on the Great Lawn...he WUVS them farmers!!!!....and since his bean "deal" with China is only a fraction of what they USED to buy, well, it's a start. Chinese know ALL about beans. Magic beans...like the kind that grow beanstalks. And the gulla-billies who believe that story. ( they wear the Chinese made Red Badges of Ignorance on thier greasy mullets).

Damn, taco is going to war with Nigers

Up $3500 today on JACK, yet i feel nothing. Gonna go eat a monster taco.

$50 for 5 burritos and 5 tacos from taco casa, wtf, inflation is cooked

So Taco? you’re the reason I can’t find blow and party candy today. At least you’re pumping the markets today. Wait, nvm.

Insiders just sold. Prepare for surprise TACO tweet on JPow being Gey bear and “SCOTUS being a fake organization that can’t decide what I do” prior to the Nov 5 hearing. T-Minus 30 minutes.

> JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇨🇳 Treasury Secretary Bessent says the US & China plan to sign trade deal "over the coming week." Taco also said he’d love to reduce China tariffs by another 10%. I guess the market likes tariffs now idk

Taco get 15% commission for every chip nvda sold already.

Alright, TACO, go ahead and announce some obviously fake trade deal that sounds too good to be true, because it is. 

If TACO talks about reopening the government this weekend, then we'll pump really hard on Monday next week.

It's been a while since Zuck gifted anything gold to Taco. Meta to $600 unless this changes.

C'mon, any minute now, unhinged 🥭 tweet, we drop two bucks, my SPX calls fill, and then we go up into close, because TACO. 🌮

AMD earnings Nov 4 and the day after is going to be insane with the tarrif case starting Nov 5. Taco is going to lose his shit and fuck markets on the “SCOTUS BEING A FAKE ORGANIZATION” but honestly the SCOTUS is stacked conservative so he might be fine. Check it yourself and weigh the volatility. Vix will go retarded on it.

So uh Taco just got back and well markets are about to throw up again tomorrow. He NEVER tweets out market dumping shit when he’s outside of the U.S. Fucking retard makes it his job to fuck markets when he gets back from fucking around. Keep that in mind and use it.

its ok taco got $2 trillion in investment agreements with them as well!

Tomorrow TACO gonna announce all SNAP recipients will get a 100 pound sack of spoiled soybeans....they can figure out what to do with them. He wuvs farmers!!!!

taco is going reduce china tariff to 10% and proclaim victory on truth social. SPY to 700

On the weekend, TACO will probably gonna announce reopening the government. Money 🖨 will turn on soon and there will differently be another rate cut this December because Fed follow the inflation data and TACO control all that date so he can just show J.Powell what he wants to see to force J.Powell cuts rate.

Wen Taco pardon for Prince Andrew? 🙏

South Korea gives TACO a literal king's golden crown and i betting magically the $350B trade talks gets approved tomorrow lol.

Taco bell ruined my life.

Wtf where is the China-Taco pump?

You will either get a taco during the weekend or war on venezuela...

taco didnt have the cards

Yeh i guess taco bell is better

Thanks, just a soy bean bag holder, just saw the latest taco news sounds promising

Yeah I agree, thanks for the point of view. Just seems odd every other taco good headline pumps the market but this one which is so big doesn’t

so Gyna deal is nothing, tech still basically at ATHs, more fake Taco deals, daddy Jpow says no bubble, VIX still at sub 20, Futes throwing up. Calls it is.

The dump was so obvious, typical sell the news event, we are dumping at least until taco Tuesday... There is still room for puts to run

TACO trade was priced in.

🥭"Great to meet you" Xi: "Nice to see you again" Taco dementia is real

I can't fault NVDA bulls for FOMOing in once Taco started talking about Blackwell chips for China being on the table. That would've been legit additional revenue, not just senseless partnership hype and circular investment bullshit. But with bipartisan support in DC for keeping Blackwell restricted, this issue seems pretty dead in the water.

Taco knows China has translators and will know what he said they agreed to right?

youtube wh channel has audio only so taco must be looking rough

Wtf is the news? Taco, what happened?

My timing is terrible. Now that China probably told Taco to go fk himself, USAR is mooning.

holy shit taco boy gonna implement 300% tariff on GYNESE THINGS

looks like xi hooked up with melania while taco sat in the corner crying in the cuck chair

Insiders say that taco and xi were arguing , crash coming tomorrow

meeting was really more of a photo op i mean taco already caved so there is nothing to see or talk about

TACO shit the bed and gave up everything in exchange for a “good boy”

Taco that dude that talk tough when they alone then turn into chicken when they face to face with the person

Taco to Xi *We will have a fantastic relationship for a long time*… means he’s running 2028 Damn