TACO

should email taco to stop fling sht first and expect sht to get fling back if he's that regarded. All the sht is started by him first.

c'mon taco tweet some good shit today.. I wore my green boxers expecting a green day

TACO Tuesday?

hard r felt warranted in this situation but I will TACO for u

What if Taco didn’t post something dumb for once and said he’s open to talks with China instead?

SPY reloading for taco + end of year rally.

So he can wake up to taco once more lmao

TACO Tuesday. Puts on sale. 

Its like yall dont even remember Taco's first term and all the "trade talks going well" tweets. Or the tweets bragging multiple times about the dow crossing 25k.

Dont get it. Is this because of China? Mango hasnt said anything and he’s a taco so why we already down?

option1: taco and friends tried to load up yesterday (but not enough volume), so they tanked mkt today in pre mkt, they will load up at open and at close, tomorrow he tweets and we moon. option2: this is the start of an healthy correction that we should have had 1-2weeks ago already (wtf was past week, companies mooning overnight even on no news sometimes) which one will it be hmmm

And by guidance, just waiting for TACO

If mango didn’t taco would mango still be mango?🤔

If we don’t stop AI now, future toilets will all be pay-per-shit, have surge rate pricing, and know when you had Taco Bell for breakfast. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

TACO FAFO I’m running out of acronyms before the response. WHERE’D THEY GET ALL THOSE SOYBEANS DONNIE!?!?

We are getting Donald PUMP today. It is taco Tuesday after all.

TACO isnt gonna TACO bc he got snubbed for the Nobel Peace Prize. My bet is he escalates the tensions with Gyna to show how tough he is.

P/E retards think a taco truck should be worth more than a $1 trillion USD tech giant during an unprofitable year. Thats how stupid they are

Y’all already forgot about the TACO trade

Tbh cash gang might just eat this up and we sit flat on a rickety bridge that collapses on account of a second tweet from taco. It’s taco Tuesday after all maybe it’s meant to be

TACO! Get your crisp tacos here! 🌮

You know it’s bad when TACO doesn’t pump the markets 😔

Would be funny to see that, by 11:30, we've dropped another percent as institutions unload on volume. Then 🥭 gets even more irate calls from the ubermenschen (who are losing billions in net worth) to give in, and we get 🐔🌮 supreme Taco Tuesday for lunch.

Problem is, this is not a TACO situation. China has the ball and looking for the layup on making the admin look weak.

Will taco be today

It’s now 6.30am in Washington. Bears have exactly 2 hours to dump their puts before TACO wakes up. Oh waittt….

Taco tweet pls 🥴

Bears digging themselves a grave. TACO going to bury them in a few hours

Taco them bells

Pedo can TACO but they don't eat tacos in China. We're cooked boys

Orange TACO could only Tariff then flip flop like an idiot because America is the leading dominant player in AI and the world knows it. In a different Timeline without AI and Trump doing the same Tariff shit we'd be looking at another 2020 crash right now.

Taco Tuesday!

Interesting. Is this a buy the dip day, or a chill and play video games day? And why? I get the last dip because of TACO - but has there been anything in particular leading to this dip - or just pre market noise?

Trump cannot TACO from something that China is doing. He was merely begging for stable markets. This was a false TACO trade, we are going down

lmao it never stops being funny watching taco realize he's not the only one with leverage

TACO Tuesday?no?

We’re gonna get the rare Taco Sunday / Taco Tuesday two punch.

Grim reminder to Americans that stocks don’t revolve around Mango, TACO does not work on Xi

daily TACO is almost standard at this point

The selloff wasn’t because of taco. Everyone already knew about taco.

taco the taco, taco squared 🌮2

Is this due to chyna? Bank earnings? Taco going to reverse the taco?

TACO KANGAROO 🌮 🦘 🌮 🦘 🌮 🦘 🌮 🦘

Those who do not understand the relentless surge of gold, I must remind you that **Powell's term will end in May 2026** and Taco will appoint the new successor. Central banks around the world and everyone who has weight in the market knows implication of this.

A double dip TACO would be nice

I DECLARE BER MARKET *until TACO*

Now the market knows China doesn’t TACO

I’m sorry if you get diarrhea from Taco Bell you have bad genetics 

#ONE TACO TUESDAY WITH JEROME ON THE SIDE PLEASE.

Tomorrow, NVDA will announce a partnership with Taco Bell. They’ll add AI to their chips.