TACO

You think Carvana is building data centers in space for Taco Bell so they can monitor how much diarrhea you have after your taco?

Oracle is starting to dump harder than me after eating taco bell

Metals down, TACO trade, TACO war, TACO underwear, TACO dollar, TACO FED, TACO TACO.

Of course TACO has to drop like 20 things over the weekend on this earnings week. This is why Iran didn't happen yet. They'll reposition after earnings week is done.

Imagine buying silver and bitcoin highs then a used car dealer kicks your ass! Taco stands and aliens on mars 2026! Cvna is the future of tech. Used car data centers

Taco tacoed on India tariffs 😂  When next TACO?

Global game of chess continues.  First shot was delivered this past Friday, and now we all sit and wait for the next TACO move or mistake made on either side.  

I just knew there’d be a taco on rare earths lmaoo

The guy was in the Epstein files, he’s got to taco now, right?

Taco gonna taco on his own fed chair pick

No Iran war, taco didn’t say anything over the weekend, government shutdown ending, interest rates about to go down. No one even knew what the drop was about except an obvious reshuffling of money out of metals and corn. People gotta put their money somewhere

So sick of waking up every trading day wondering what in the taco is going to happen next.

This fucker toco'ed on every problem he created last 54 weeks. Now, Iran. Moved all his bullshit armada to middle east and still trying to taco.

Market wanted authentic TACO, got tex mex instead

He's gonna taco his own fed pick 😂😂😂🌮🌮🌮

🥭 was going to taco out of Iran but now these epstein files are going to force his hand. Yanks will enter another war for a new ridiculous reason

TACO always do inside trade. Today he shit his pant to tell us indirectly that the market will dump 🤔

Felt cute, might taco later

The fact that natural gas is down 16% tells me our favourite ruler is about to TACO on Iran.

Maybe Taco will keep his mouth shut after he shat himself in front of millions. Give us a stable markets for the next couple days.

There needs to be a taco etf. When things are normal put it all in BIL. When Trump tweets sell BIL and buy everything. Then when Trump tacos sell it all and put it back in BIL.

TACO trade is firm and ongoing.

Pumped by the Taco administration? Sellllllll

This fucker taco'ed on Iran. May be I should bet on the taco more.

New Taco EO Monday morning: “Starting IMMEDIATELY all STOCKS and graphs WILL go to the LEFT. The Radical and Crazy Left has not had stocks go in THEIR direction AT ALL in the HISTORY of AMERICA. Time for them to DO THEIR SHARE!!!!!!!! Thank you for your attention to this matter!”

Taco Bell, Chipotle or Juan's double tortilla monstrosity?

Did anyone see the video where taco bitcoined his pants?

Taco has small pecker narcissism syndrome. It’s uncurable.

So TACO now shit himself on live TV now lol....

Seems like he gonna taco on Iran. Rip my OXY calls.

Watch Taco pass a law to allow 3 terms as CIC, just for BO to make a comeback

When Taco said we wouldn't have to pay taxes on crypto gains, I didn't realize he was removing the gains.

I’m surprised people aren’t returning to Taco Bell en mass these days. It’s the only place you can get little over $1 burritos, and get your daily salt intake in a single meal. Perfect savior of this economy

On the next episode of America....war threats then Taco, the death of 🌽, govt shutdown for real, more tariffs to reduce consumer prices along with more shit that makes no sense Stay tuned!

In case anyone doesn't understand what's happening: dollar was taking a huge shit and broke a very key support due to the unreliability of the US; corrupt US regime has to do something, so they surprise announce a famously hawkish fed chair; dollar rallies above key support, everything else tanks; but, they need a dove to cut rates and stimulate economy so they don't get obliterated in midterms; there will be a TACO on fed chair or a tweet about how he knows he needs to cut rates. Bet accordingly

can Trump TACO the new fed chair

I hope TACO got a plan to pump the stock market before the market open on Monday. TACO: I already got a concept of a plan 👍 Bull: Fuck....

some one should trip him up and ask him about the tariff effect on inflation while taco is right there. Then we can see which way his loyalty lie.

Mango needs to TACO my port again

Dont worry...TACO will soon have OTHER names to call him....starts with "best and brightest".....ends with ...well...you know..... Worst hiring record ever for a "businessman". But then again, he isn't. Why on EARTH would anyone set themselves up for that?

Classic Taco Friday, Monday we pump

will taco hit iran this weekend?

International News seems to have finally picked up on 🥭 preparing Iran invasion and US military buildup near Iran. This is the absolute last time where 🥭 has the opportunity to TACO before he goes all in on his iran invasion. No wonder the market is trading like a EKG, there is immense uncertainty. If 🥭 actually invades and combat footage slowly leaks, most assets will dump then flatline.

Wonder if trump will taco on warsh

Is this the latest TACO plan? Pick a hardliner that will raise rates. But turns out his dad is best buds with 🥭 and he's a Yes man that will lower rates.

it's fuck it up friday puts into the weekend - TACO monday AM to calls and rip it

Wow Silver falling like hot shit after taco tuesday

dump today, war on the weekend, taco tuesday

We need a TACO right now on this "Kevin" thing! Pls mr fruit, taco it!

TACO Monday is about to feed families