TACO

Wait Epstein files say taco blew bill clinton? Lol

Lower Swiss tariffs, TACO strikes again boys.

Weekend is coming, and that’s when the big news events happen.  I expect some major TACO on tariffs this weekend, to appease Mr. Market.

When are we going to hear from Bubba? “I did not have sexual relations with that Taco..”

who gives a fuck about switzerland lol taco my groceries are expensive as fuck you phat fuck do something!

Probably another 2% days, then close almost green again. Short will probably cover near the end of the day in case TACO says something funny this weekend. If nothing happens at the weekend, then they'll short again next week.

Fucking quick, Taco Bell deal with OpenAI or something

TACO is going to try to increase his approval ratings with stimmies, which can take all types of forms. Not owning stocks right now is just so dumb.

Taco took one look at unemployment data and was like: Nah, nah, we can't release this

Taco caused it by not releasing unemployment data

It’s too much winning Mr Taco, we are tired of winning, please stop winning more please please Mr Taco

Mangostein is fkkkd because he has got no cards any more! No tariff Taco, no new deals, no peace in Ukraine

Imagine being a bull thinking everything is normal. Calls are free money. Not realizing this house of cards is crumbling fast with no TACO recovery bailout this time.

It took Bear over 2 weeks or so to get us down about 3% from the top, but don't forget that we only need 1-3 days to get it all back. I find it weird that TACO hasn't said anything about the stock market yet. Knowing TACO, if there is something big and bad going on behind the screen, then he will come out angrily blame someone, but he hasn't really say anything yet....

The recent dips were market manipulation so money managers who missed the spring TACO trade could buy a dip and have something to show for their clients. Santa Claus rally incoming

I trust this after hours pump about as much as a fart on a hot day after Taco Bell

Michigan consumer sentiment was bad enough but now we have more info on 401k hardship withdrawals, more housing related bs, consumer liquidity issues, a rush to curb things by adding carve-outs to food tariffs, increasingly hawkish fed, Fitch and IMF side eyeing the US economy, the Del Taco micro meal

taco: obctubers data is Bridens economy anyway not mine bc mine is FABULOUS

Is that u Taco?

Taco De Pussy is more like

Taco is going to Jail

I have flat calls right now I am slightly concerned Taco won't pump stocks as he is distracted

Oh wait what if Taco is too worried about the Epstein files to pump stocks

You know what I'll be a retarded call holder under the thesis Taco is about to pump stocks

WE ARE LIVING IN TACO HELL

buy the dip, TACO will play out

Bring Tom Lee; Taco tweets and Sidney Sweeney's titties to get a V

TACO DO SOMETHING

Taco is right about one thing: I ain't gonna do this work! Bring on the H1Bs

That Del Taco micro meal for the micro gains

We gonna be red again? Taco needs to asap bring that fresh batch of H1B to improve our productivity

So what random maniac move will TACO do now to try remove attention from the Epstein files? I call Venezuela invasion

no one told taco that walmart didn't do any studies on the price of thanksgiving ?

#wen do i get tracking # for my 2k stimmy after dirty taco signs the bill

Finally stable markets while Taco is bogged down with past retardation. $META $GLD $NEM

Who voted Nay? Truth incoming from Taco.

im surprise taco dont just declare a fake national emergency again and reopening the government.

Supposedly they have the votes in the Senate already. Taco is effectively pushing away and losing so many Republicans that I don't think he can stop this Epstein vote, or the Epstein files from being released for that matter.

I wonder what Taco has planned over the course of these nine days. I'm sure he's going to unleash some absolutely wild shit to prevent this vote.

My bbai and open leaps came to life today. Praise be to taco.

Market is waiting for TACO to throw a tantrum about Epstein

Maxwell living better in prison under Taco, than most Gen Z'ers are living after college graduation.

I reckon he’ll taco on this stimmy check too but idk

Congress actually voting for something taco is doing? lol

Their not. Just taco talking bullshit. The 2k per American adult earning under 100k is about 150 million people would be 300 billion. As of now only about 200 billion has been collected thru tariffs.

#30 year car loans wen taco

My advise? Starbucks, Taco Bell, Coke soda, tons of water, and then a hard workout. If it doesn't work then go to the hospital.

fucking vet people piss me off. $50 for a fuken flea medication? when taco gonna lower doggy cost

taco bell order came out to $5. just as he predicted lmao 🤌

People here throw around the word 'retarded' like taco says 'fake news' every single time.