TACO

everyone knows taco would only strike on the weekend, so this is not a bad idea

ChatGPT said taco bell is good when volatile day because better to damage your buttole than account

no TACOs in Venezuela but a big TACO in Iran…

i knew i should have bought ODTE $SYF/$COF calls cause of TACO

Calls on toilet paper, I'm getting Taco Bell rn

Gonna get taco bell I blew up my account might as well blow up the toilet

So much for "Taco is the president for the Marketssss" bro is fucking the markets in the ass. Starting wars, with countries and the Fed. Fuck this market

tariff collected last year 200 billion, projected income and corporate tax 5.23 trillions. Losing tariff revenue would amount to .... wait for it .... 3.8% of federal revenue. If taco really care about deficit, he would not expand defense spending from 1 trillion to 1.5 trillion. That will save 2 full tariff revenue amount. Taco's action speak louder than his word, deficit is only used as a convenient excuse for political revenge

all the troops stationed oversea in allies military base will effectively become prisoner of war. And cannot use allies aircraft to return, civilian plane only. Food and lodging will no longer be support by nato base. Intelligence network will be shut off, radar information for missile defense will be turn off as well. taco and his cronies really have no idea what they are doing.

isn't TACO spamming how the fuel prices are going down. WTF is this diesel 12,4 and gas 10,5%

What is the basis for supreme Court being able to cancel tariffs? Every country uses tariffs. Is it just the fact that taco put them in w/o congressional votes

ofc they will, TACO will has their heads if they go against him

It’s gettin there…Taco right now is Hitler 1939.

200 billion collected in tariff last year, by comparison income and sale tax is 5.2 trillions for 2025 estimate. So the argument government will be ruin by a 3.8% decrease in revenue is kind of silly. How about taco cut back that 1.5 trillion defense spending to 1 trillion. easily out revenue the tariff amount. You really have a spending issue in the government rather than revenue problem.

Lets see what is on the agenda today: TACO threatens to attack NATO, also says he will invade Iran, trying to put FED chairman in jail so the FED can be under his command by installing a puppet. Yup, yup. All is ok proceed with calls

V and JPM calls on TACO? Both are ~-10% from ATH.

Taco Protection.

Only use 50% of that money to gamble and use the rest to buy a big dip (if there is any). TACO needs to win midterm so he probably will pump the stock market to new ATH before November (incase there is a big dip before midterm). If you're good then you can double or triple that money and if you're bad then you still have 50% gain left.

Did 🥭 TACO out of Iran? Or when is this going down

J Pow: “I have big beautiful balls. Fuck you Taco”

well demand has changed. a lot of areas have lowered home values in the past 3 months. that's a fact. his "plan" yes has not started, but we don't even know if he's going to Taco or not.

He doesn't need to taco. He can just keep pumping the market.

Is he going to TACO again? Can’t keep running that play forever.

We’ve learned some things from the TACO trade. Mainly don’t listen to anything he says.

Punishable by deportation if you don’t celebrate Taco Tuesday.

Invest in TACO. Tesla, Amazon, Carvana & Oracle. Stands as good a chance as most of the shit on here.

Does SC ruling on tariffs even matter? Everybody knows TACO, they are pretty much irrelevant at this point.

I secretly door dashed week old Taco Bell to spy’s house for lunch… expecting a world class dump before close

My grandpap is on the crunchy taco supreme court and said the tariffs are illegal. Not sure if this is inside info or not

taco about to tell the world 300% tariffs on every Country that deals with Greenland iran strikes coming soon, jpow get fired tldr: spy +1% confirmed tomorrow

3 fed prosecutors resigned because taco trying to make them investigate the wife of the lady that ICE killed on trumped up domestic terrorism charges. Not enough that they already shot that kids mom in the head I guess. Gotta send the other one to jail so they don't look bad. Fuck this admin and I mean it from the bottom of my heart

Mango gonna drop fed indictments this week. Play da calls for TACO man 👽

taco fk with credit fee and you want go long on banking stock ? bruh, glutton for punishment. unless you're betting on taco some how take a stake in banking stock before release the pump news. Similar to intell and lmt

i mean there are literally all the banking and credit card companies get screw by taco, and you chose to short on something else ? JPM, visa and mastercard all get -3 to -4%. taco is literally telling you which stock to short

It’s not just that. They build rockets, and data centers, sober living homes, taco stands, pc parts, ram, gpus, tpus. It’s the greatest company of all time n

Taco killed Msft with his energy tweet yesterday

It's likely a TACO. People won't cancel their cards, but the banks might or at the very least limits will plummet. CC are unsecured loans which usually have high interest rates and really aren't meant to carry a balance. Interest rates get capped and the banks won't risk it.

yeah, but can you really imagine anyone cancelling their credit card? Was also assuming this is prime TACO

Lol Exxon told taco Venezuela is uninvestable and they arent touching it with a 10 ft pole

TACO always TACOs unless there is an Epstein deadline approaching. Then it’s bombs away.

They do…when they are implemented. If you announce them one day and taco the next it just causes unpredictability

Jesus Christ the ads on truth social are terrible. always some weird pictures. Couldn't TACO made that at least there is no ads on his home page

Because he think oil companies in the USA will pay him alot of money to get that oil. A few days ago he says he wants $100B from the oil companies in the USA to get that oil and I believe China is one of the big oil buyers in Venezuela and then Iran. So TACO attack both of them to hurt China so he can make a deal with them for Rare Minerals. TACO needs to win midterm and China can do funny stuff this year to give him troubles so he needs to find a way to deal with them. Iran and Venezuela is one of the reasons. Oh and make people in Greenland to be afraid of him to invade them so they can sell or give him Greenland for free. Greenland/Denmark will meet USA this week so watch out if they can make a deal or not. It can be a Black Swan that we're waiting for, for the market to dump hard. Force invade Greenland = fighting EU/NATO.

Narco terrorism? Thats only an excuse to steal his oil. What I mean with TACO is he can do anything he wants and no one will stop him or can stop him. He just make up funny shit and do whatever he wants 🤣

I want taco bell again but don’t want the side effects

I don't get why market tanks when jpow first got threatened, then recovered when taco walked it back, but actual charges being filed is a nothing burger

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Breaking: Overnight Donald Taco launched a trident missile on his own citizens by taxing Americans for importing goods from countries that happen to do business with Iran…

So TACO wants lower rates and Powel doesn't want them to come down too fast. You think lower rates would reduce inflation?

imagine Jpows face when he saw the market pumping at open after TACO announced the witch hunt on him