TACO

China doesn't like it when their dirty laundry is aired in public. They're gonna be pissed that TACO put them on blast.

Taco!!!!!!!

TACO was just getting lonely not saying the word tariffs for a couple months, it’ll blow over by Monday

This isn’t a TACO situation, China is hoarding rare earths which directly threatens the AI bull run, and tariff man is responding to that the only way he knows how

I HAVE NO IDEA IF THE MARKET ACTUALLY BELIEVES THIS DUMB ORANGE FUCK AGAIN OR IT'S TACO TIME.

Selling everything if taco truth is right good luck making ai chip without lead, magnesium or cadmium

Hey Taco, these poor fks out here posting gain porn and making profits. Threatening to retire from the plantation. Taco: "I'll handle it!"

# don't forget Rule # 1: TACO

TACO threatening the new world superpower because he didn’t win a prize for peace? Makes Sense

When every segment on every channel debates the AI bubble, and every website/paper has an article about the AI bubble, and "bull market is long in the tooth...," we're going to get big snaps on any bad news. Makes for good put gambling, but I don't see news like this turning into a 10%+ drawdown. TACO might tweet four more things by Monday.

Guys. Never forget why is called TACO

TACO needed an out of his covered calls 🤣

Taco is speaking after close. Prepare your anoos

So do I sell my Nov calls now that got fucked or wait for the taco? Also what’s everyone drinking about to hit the pub for lunch.

TACO trade time. 0dte SPX calls yolo

TACO was like: nah there is too much winning. Let me put a stop to this euphoria.

Did Taco just rage quit trade negotiations because he didn’t get the Nobel?

are we going back to Dump Friday Taco Tuesday? Those were some profitable weeks

Waiting for the weekend when taco posts 200% tariffs on chyna

Didn't the last 8 months taught you anything? Always TACO!

hold regards. classic taco move on a friday

Taco on Monday : Great call with president xi.

dont call it a V, its a U like a taco

I'm so glad we have this fucking baby as our supreme leader 🍼👶🏼 🇺🇸🫡 **T-MINUS 2 WEEKS UNTIL TACO**

TACO?

Guess everyone forgot about TACO huh

Obama won the Nobel prize and gave us the best 09-17 bull market ever. Taco just did the opposite...

Taco trade part 17

TACO. He gonna meet with Xi.

TACO Friday?

TACO V engaged.

# BREAKING NEWS: TACO CLARIFIES HIS EARLIER REMARKS ABOUT "MASSIVE" CHINA TARIFF PACKAGE # "MASSIVE LIKE MY DICK, WHICH EVERYONE KNOWS IS A MICRO PP"

lol TACO pricing in

Man I should’ve bought more puts as soon as I found out taco didn’t get the Nobel peace prize

So is Trump gonna tariff China 100000% over rare earth and soy beans? Come on TACO, do it!

AI bubble vs Taco’s unpredictability makes the casino addictive as hell

Taco needs to apologize now

China is gonna do literally fucking nothing in response and he’ll TACO again

One big red candle and TACO

Someone check taco’s account for puts

If this is only tariffs, buy the dip. TACO

We're off Monday, and then it's TACO Tuesday BTFD

TACO by monday morning

If you have balls you buy calls here, TACO

Market still reacting to Taco

where’s the taco trade when you need it?

I'm convinced Taco man trades 0dtes and does this shit when his options are down

did taco do something today?

Don't forget TACO...

Vix at 19 just on TACO tariff threats proves to me that traders are bored.