TACO

today we chill, tomorrow we taco

Fitting for TACO Tuesday

Smells like TACO

He is definitely going to taco

The market hasn’t priced in the possibility of the 93B retaliation package and Trumps tarrifs. This is all going to be priced in Tuesday. I see a lot of hopium of tomorrow being green. These facts being priced in are in no way green indicators. Yes the market is irrational etc etc… But this is just basic algorithms reacting. We will be very red tomorrow except taco actually taco’s before tomorrow. I banbetted it.

What if Donnie doesn’t TACO this time and goes nuclear (I am still buying calls tomorrow because I am regarded)

So bessent says taco isn’t gonna taco. The EU will not back down. This is it boys, let the circus begin

For those of you who are jonesing for action on a holiday closure like this, you should open an Interactive Brokers account, and enable options/futures trading. Section 1256 contracts options -- SPX, XSP, VIX, NDX, etc. -- are indeed trading today. If you think we'll see TACO Tuesday by open, you could have bought a SPX 6950c 1dte for 1.50 right now, and if this drop gets erased tomorrow, you've 7-8x your money at open. *This is not financial advice.*

Everybody hoping for TACO Tuesday?

15 minute is turning into a shrek dong. Did we fold the taco already?

I already have a shopping list, praying the dip holds until tomorrow. No way taco lets the market tank before midterms

Exactly. The market matters to him, he talks about it all the time. No way he lets everyones 401k crash out before midterms. Have faith in taco

I have a dream that we’ll have the juiciest taco tuesday tomorrow

Should have trusted mango to not TACO that fast and comfortably added to my shorts when futes opened earlier. Instead I’ve been taking profits and reducing my position on the way down. NDX is already down almost another 1% smfh.

Taco

I just want tor the market to open green and sell my calls and double down on puts. There is no scenario where all of this is bullish. Even with TACO the confidence in US is too damaged

Wen taco pls?

Ofc I loaded up on Vix calls just to be shut out Monday when the Vix is up 20 fucking percent. He can Taco on Tuesday after open. And for fucks sakes can the Europeans grow a fucking pair.

I've seen a few and they were immediately removed because it's actual conservatives indirectly questioning if their president was truly retarded. Those subs were already exposed to be monitored by Turning Point USA staffs, they do not actually care about conservatives and just want to keep the narrative that he is the 2nd coming of God's chosen one. With that said, calls because he will TACO since there's actual risk EU decides to align with China

Taco 🌮 mode is activated

>>Retard ber acting like 🌮 won't 🌮. u/Marko-2091 >He will taco AFTER everyone's calls expire worthless Possibly, but we going back to V to ATHs. Everyone should BTFD.

'I didn't get an Oscar this year so now I'm gonna make movies that suck ass' TACO. Believe it or not, calls

Breaking: future wars to be settled by Reddit cringe lords yelling at each other. Representing Denmark will be the Bogleheads. Representing TACO Tuesday will be Dividendgang. May the better memes win. (We're all still gonna lose for having to watch it but I don't see you coming up with anything better)

TACO is being priced in

Taco probably just now seeing through the 80 year old brain fog back to last april and rembering that the market does not like unpredictable sledgehammer tariffs

Pedo Taco is madman in wrong place 😒, seems like 2026 will be worse than 2025

He will taco AFTER everyone's calls expire worthless

Taco

the hard part of this will be to time the taco properly buying the dip with calls at open/close could just be fuk if it dips more maybe waiting an extra day or 2 this time

Trump just taco already man its enough

TACO is so obvious :)

Obama should gives his Peace Nobel prize to TACO and in exchange TACO will step down as USA's presiden.....lol

I hope the Future dump hard today to scare TACO so he can stop all that bullshit so we can have a green day on Tuesday.

taco trade is back on baby, buy gold

that is because we all know he will TACO

"TACO can't have the market dump on midterms year! He'll lose." Well, he already lost, so he doesn't care. He'll just start a war and cancel them.

no one believes TACO

this is going to be the best taco tuesday in a while

Well futures just keep going lower and lower so hopefully we get a TACO before Tuesday.

Guys I know this is 90% TACO but after snatching the fake Mexico guy TACO actually kept his word once. So in the words of Warren Buffet :"Panic sell everything, this bitch about to crash"

taco, food of the decade

Europoor. It's 8am. Portfolio is already down -4%. I wanna short but I know I'll be cooked with another TACO by tomorrow's open.

If it dips this week, I buy the dumbest tech stocks possible. Because TACO. Then in a few weeks, you'll wonder why you didnt double down on such an obvious play. It's really that simple.

Uhh Taco, you’re supposed to dip before market opens

TACO TUESDAY LMAO, ROTFLMAO EVEN

TACO Tuesday 😛 puts on spy for the 23rd calls for the 30th

sure, the price tag for green land is impeachment for taco and release unredacted epstein files. Pretty great deal, don't even need to go into national debt to fund the purchase. Might as well do the impeachment now and save us some time, cause if greenland get added, taco is going to lose house and senate majority.

Taco Tuesday 2026

Guys, in 24hrs we'll either be crying or laughing about silly taco and his shinananigans

Taco Tuesday? Coincidence? I think not.