TACO

If this market holds I’m making grilled rare ribeye tacos with avocado, roasted onion salsa, cilantro and sour cream on homemade tortillas in honour of the TACO MAN 🌮

Selling my calls at open and thanking the TACO gods

Lmao, this is insane. Shouldn't have made my calls spreads. The $600 QQQ strike seemed safe, but I guess I didn't consider immediate Taco

TACO moment

Anyone else think Barrons crypto shorts win is just Taco man on Barrons Account.

I am going for Taco Tuesday this week

Everyday is Taco Tuesday now

Did we taco on the china tariffs already?

Taco Tuesday all weekend

Funny I was out all day and come home to find that Taco struck again.

“My friends have closed their shorts, and been advised to go long” -Taco

this has gotta be a record TACO turnaround

Future is dumping. Someone call TACO!

I really hope we go red tomorrow. Taco needs to shut his mouth until after opening.

This China shit isn’t over. China is realizing for the first time in a hundred + years since the century of humiliation that they can stand on business and America can’t do shit. It’s looking all fine and dandy because Trump just TACO’d. And China is happy to keep letting America take short term wins just like how they let America "win" by exporting them cheap rare earth metals. But make no mistake, there will be a day when China is the one escalating and it doesn’t matter whether the current leader of America chickens out or not. No one believes Trump at this point, but people are worried that one of these tantrums China is going to be the one losing their shit.

Black Friday TACO Monday

My AAPL, MSFT, GOOGL, META calls looking good, but why do I get the feeling this is going to dump at open. I fear I'm going to paper hand my calls at open. I am now terrified of taco man.

Taco didn’t even last the weekend. Missed the boat for gains.

Will the TACO BUENO?

Peak fucking TACO trade.

DJT I'm disappointed at you. You should have let market drop for another week before taco. -2.3% is not dip enough

It looks like TACO tried to call XI, but he didn't pick up the phone lol

When TACO says "Don't worry about China" thats like when he say "You better go out and buy the stock now". 🤔😎

Taco doing taco things and once again bers r fukd

Taco trade wins again

I was hopying at least 4 days before the taco delivery :(

"Futures rebound as Trump tempers tariff talk toward China" Can we TACO 'bout yahoo finance's awful alliteration?

thank you TACO

but why? All I'm seeing is mango TACO'd and nothing changed, so calls

Only 47k/550k was settled Friday. Mango needs to give mfers some time to get in before the taco

lol…taco thinks turning computer on and off is the highest level of genius. I doubt he knows Reddit exists

Taco planned this so well. Unsettled funds don’t deposit till Tuesday, won’t even be able to buy the whatever remains of this dip significantly

Taco: Omg Gyna. Imma tariff you so hard! Gyna: Bring it bro! Taco: Okay never mind. You lucky for now.

To those saying there will be a time investors are sick of his manipulation and decide they lost confidence in the market, the business channels on Friday were speculation this could be another one of his "Taco Trades", as a some sort of a genius move.

What does Trump TACO mean?

yes? Are you holding poots? Why you ask? Mango did a takebacksies today, so we moon tomorrow. His tweet had no substance. We call him the TACO for a reason. He never actually follows thru...

Isn’t 🥭 celebrating the peace deal too quickly? This is dark taco origin story

TACO MONDAY

Everything already up 2-3%. Damn… Best TACO ever.

congratulations for those that all in call on Friday. RIP for those hold put over the weekend. taco in just 2 days

btc dump begin , NQ roaring higher anyway. even if trump does full TACO, crypto not recover

Weren't bers saying that Black Monday was coming? Or did they forget were dealing with TACO?

Reminder to bers: there's a reason why 🥭 is also called Taco

Bers thinking TACO wouldn't happen... lmao

Silly me, my dumbass forgot to buy calls because of TACO

Taco and friends made billions Friday. Back to pumping, we'll repeat this every 3-4 months. 🤌

At this point guessing a TACO tweet would be more profitable than calls or puts since WE lose on both of them anyways.

How many times are the idiots gonna keep falling for TACO? If you didn't buy the dip, what is you doin baby?

Relationship ended with Big Booty Latinas, Taco is my new Mexican obsession now

And I bought some puts to hedge on Friday. I think imma keep them and wait for Taco to get his period again