TACO

Ok, just gonna load leaps on memory and space You can’t shake me out like you did last year taco

This market drop is not based on fundamentals or earnings. This is all fear. 100%. Once TACO strikes again, everything will moon again, which should be soon. Trump can't afford the market going down, especially when we have midterms this year

"I will be impeached" Why would the king/dictator say that if he hasn't done anything illegal? TACO will cost many of us a lot of $ today

Its a binary choice this week between TACO and apocalypse and the weird world in which somehow this ends up otherwise exists only in the heads of people who can't distinguish AI videos of cats dancing from real life. TACO, probably. Calls, not puts. But maybe not for today.

More movement as the brokerages allow trading. Calls on TACO

JUST IN: taco to move nyse to Greenland for the blissful meaning . 700 soon

Have you ever paired $25 worth of taco bell with 7 bud lights? It’s kinda nice.

realistically 🥭wouldn't tank the market during tech earnings, and next week is a big one which means taco comes out on the weekend at latest but he is also very retarded lately, I'll get some more calls on friday if we dip more

What if there is no taco? Bessent seems like the person that gets the taco out of orange one, but he sounded like he had to double down on this policy on sunday shows and at Davos.

Is the gap the move? Or do we go down from here? Do we buy or sell gold?  When do we get our breakfast taco?

Taco Tuesday starts at lunch

Wen taco?

Did he taco?

Dow down 650 pts in pre-market? Has to be taco. It’ll bounce to the moon!

They sure conditioned some of you cucks good. “It’s only -0.5%, HE’S GONA TACO!” “It’s only -1%!!” “Haha only -1.5%” “-2??? Not even -3%??? Haha!!!”

No taco this time, folks

It's Taco Tuesday! 🌮

taco and xi were fighting with one billionty percent tariffs for weeks and this market barely sneezed… buy the dip

Big fat orange TACO 🌮

I mean, he can Taco all he wants, but things are changing and not even so slowly, he managed to send Canada, one of the most atlanticist nations on the planet, towards China in just one year.

For the sake of all that is good and holy, please stop calling him TACO before he starts a nuclear war.

Here is the only data point you need. Every time I buy, it sets off some major event. Knowing this, I have sat on the side lines for every TACO trade event and watched has a minor dip turned into a face ripping moon. I through my yearly $7500 into my IRA on January 1st, but sat on it for a few weeks. I finally invested it last Thursday. I’m also sitting on a cash position I have been waiting for the next TACO event. I’m going to be buying today so be warned, this will probably be the final blow that actually results in a crash.

I think the TACO bet was contingent not only on TACO but also congress and Supreme Court using “checks and balances” to rein him in. Now that it’s obvious both just toe the line and TACO continues to threaten Europe it makes sense to divest and derisk from the US.

So taco trade tomorrow ?

Tbh TACO has been priced in since he doubled backed on retardation day in 3 days. Unironically threatening Europe might’ve actually damaged the US’s reputation lol

When is taco gonna come out, announce a deal while him and his buddies buy the dip and fuck us Over?

TACO Tuesday mango will say jk and Europoors will pretend nothing happened

Mango will taco but only after the market tanks. If the market doesn’t tank, thinking he will taco, he won’t taco. Checkmate bullas

today we have a chance to make crazy returns, don't forget about the TACO trade

There’s a good chance of a taco which is why slv is 100 calls expiring Wednesday are surely the safest bet in the entire market

Trump gonna TACO then we will have record q4 earnings across the board then we going to the moon. Huff this copium with me bols! I have plenty to go around

#If he doesn't taco by morning, SPY will be down at least -5% tomorrow LMAO🤌

Wow not even the taco truth post made it bounce. Even tacos getting priced in. Efficient market

TACO 🌮 trade ❌ TOFU (Trump Only Fucks Up ) 🍱 trade ✅

Anything less than a 20% drop is pricing in TACO. Imagine if Obama said this shit…

No wonder the sell off on most things on Friday. TACO is an invasive species

After seeing Rutte and Macron message to TACO i think that Macron is the only one with a backbone. He calls it out as it is and is trying to resolve this madness.

The dip wasnt big enough for 🥭. He will taco once we’re at least 5% off ATH

People forget what the TACO trade was like last year and it shows. He’s going to find some stupid concession walk back the tariffs and make it seem like a big W

I mean at the end of the day TACO is still priced in isn’t it?

bUt BuT hE wIL TaCo

Taking profits at open on these big beautiful puts I bought before Friday close. Then open up big beautiful calls before Davidson or whatever Trump is going to Taco on Wed.

I mean, the immediate following Truths he posted ain't exactly TACO

Mango is such a prolific shitposter that I think the world will actually be in for a shock if he doesn’t TACO this time

Reminder that mango's entire mindset and policy is dictated by the last person he talked to. Stephen Miller was probably planting the Greenland insanity in his head, but the tard wrote on truth social that he just got off the phone with Mark Rutte and in the post he didn't even mention that the US needs Greenland. Just that it's important for security. TL;DR the fat moron will TACO as per usual

Who is ready for TACO Tuesday?

Mango already TACO?

Taco time?

I think the dip dips untI the following weekend, we have a taco then back uppies.