TACO

TACO TIME

he's going to make up taco comments that are complete lies like I know denmark wants to do a deal, I know the EU will work with me on this because it's for the good of europe blah blah.

#bond yields holy fucking shite. this is some biblical shit. thanks TACO.

Taco Bell announces new 🥭 and chicken tacos with crunchy or soft shells, hoping it will boost the sales from WSB regards

I sold 70% port, will hold cash for few days, this will dip more unless Taco chickens out

couldnt tell you what the market will do but i can tell you without a doubt if spy even barely cracks 680 to the downside bers will go all in on puts at their most expensive and bulls will pussy out and flip to puts too then we will moon to cuck everyone on some taco shit

TACO about to take the stage and go full TACO after complaining about not being a Nobel prize winner

Taco is taking a shit in his diapers

TACO! TACO now!!! This is an order Agent Orange, the MMs demand it!

There will be no Taco He will double down 

Taco Always Crashes Out

We gonna have paratroopers dropping into greenland and mfs in here gonna be like "hes gonna taco any minute"

Orange is going to taco, doesn't want the market crashing here. Make your bets

Is there a go fund me for dude at ford plant that laid into taco?

you think he'll taco now? he's going to double down or this will have something to do with minnesota or some shit.

Is he gonna taco or not wtf where’s the V today

688 EOD Taco incoming

Taco in one hour, the man will speak in one hour

🥭 didn’t like ppl making fun of the taco trade, so he’s introducing the burrito trade: Blow Up Reckless Regard’s Imminent Trade Orders

Taco about to speak??

Taco Tuesday was my only DD

everyone seems to forget about the TACO trade

Lol that Cubans are shocked, just absolutely shocked, that they are being deported in record numbers after supporting taco in 2024

there's like 50% algo that want to bring this shit down and then buy, the other 50% just skipped taco and it's buying already

So I know taco doesn't care about dems but what does he expect all his supporters to do in blue states he is withholding funding from to do? Move? Also if you are wuthholding my federal funding for shit completely out of my control I shouldnt have to pay federal taxes

I just picture taco taking a shit and angrily hitting repost on everything on his TS feed like a deranged chimp

in an alternate reality, taco grows up in brazil

At some point, TACO wont TACO.

Pump at EOD to fuck puts. Then dump overnight again to fuck EOD calls. Then pump again after TACO.

How long I gotta wait for the TACO

We need taco to taco, otherwise no taco price

I sure love some TACO Tuesday!! 🌮

taco taco tuesday

Never bet against TACO meaning he will ALWAYS chicken out. Bull rises

#BREAKING: TACO IMFORMED ROBERTS OF A AIR STRIKE JUST MINUTES BEFORE TARIFS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE RELEASED

LOL green by EOW. Fucking morons panicking over another TACO LMAO

BREAKING: sources suggest mango may reportedly not taco until the weekend as his friends haven't finished dumping yet

The most I reached was 1.3% in the red; it’s not even worth buying the dip at such a discount. TACO priced in.

Gonna get some taco for lunch

If I was mango I’d be butthurt the market prices in TACO lol

I cannot believe the entire market has TACO baked in. If he actually invaded Greenland the market will go into freefall.

I mean it is.. taco.... Tuesday....

Its TACO Tuesday!!!!

He's not gonna taco he thinks he's being reasonable. I think invasion is a bluff but bullying with tariffs is his favorite thing in the world.

I declare next two weeks a taco weeks

someone knows trump is about to taco, tweet coming soon

You think he’s gonna Taco before his big day at Davos? 😂

Bulls on their knees praying for a taco . Go back two years and think if you ever saw that in your future.

It's TACO Tuesday. When's the V?

Taco Tuesday boys