TACO

>TACO TEAM INTERNALLY FLOATS SELLING NVIDIA H200 CHIPS TO CHINA NVDA to $10T

Job numbers will not be released going forward, by order of the TACO

Taco economy was on the ropes supported by a single sector that is now in question. Who would have thought, tariffs are a fucking retarded idea.

SPY and GOOG up, NVDA and TSLA down, good, goood. Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen. Taco and his goons in crises, market turning rational.

My short thesis is TACO can't say anything to pump these markets up

Taco still will win, he is playing 3d checker chess

US fiscal policy moves the world market. As TACO likes to say they have a trade deficit which means if US prints money other countries will also get a huge inflow of new money. Even if they dont print themself which they also did

So is Taco Bell

TESLA CANT GO TITS UP, THE CEO IS SUPER FIT AND KNOWS COMPUTER LEVERAGED ACCOUNTING PSYCHADELICS RACE SCIENCE ROBOTICS ROCKETS CARS AI AND SAID TACO WAS IN THE EPSTEIN LIST plus the bitcoin on the books

TESLA CANT GO TITS UP, THE CEO IS SUPER SMART AND KNOWS COMPUTER + LEVERAGED ACCOUNTING PSYCHADELICS RACE SCIENCE ROBOTICS ROCKETS CARS AI AND SAID TACO WAS IN THE EPSTEIN LIST

Hey retards are you really going to hold puts over the weekend?? Really? Have you seen what Donald pump does over the weekend? I can guarantee less tariffs over the wkd, and taco saying “good time to buy taco coin”

How much fucking leverage is in btc and how many fucking retards have it tied to the mkt??! I feel like this is institutions dumping btc hard cuz they see that taco is in fact a dumbass and doesn’t know shit about fuck especially in crapto 

TACO CALLS FOR DEMOCRATIC MEMBERS OF CONGRESS TO BE HANGED FOR NOT WANTING THE MILITARY TO COMMIT WAR CRIMES

For future reference, markets don't like it when Taco threatens members of Congress with the death penalty

I went full regard mode this morning on CRWV. I am so happy I might buy now/pay later some taco bell from DoorDash tonight.

I'm so happy I didn't taco out of my NVDA calls omggggg

It's not logical but it is not overwhelming bearish yet, Taco will face too harsh a scrutiny if he has another major correction under his belt.

When the market is so shit you have to taco before even being able to taco. Data must be horrendous.

TRUMP AIDES SAY THERE IS NO IMMEDIATE PLAN TO IMPOSE THE PROMISED SEMICONDUCTOR TARIFFS — SOURCES Taco before a taco

Jobs report canceled. Taco got a perfect cover due to shutdown

Taco fucking the dec fed meeting by delaying data until after means more tanking. What a fraud. 

Im gonna call it: After NVDA Earning then it will pop around +4%. The reason is Wallstreet telling us that the A.I bubble is not popped yet but since they want the market to go down a little more so they'll dump the market again after a few days. When the market is down low enough then they can pop it back up before year it. Do not forget that TACO need the stock market at ATH until midterm next year.

I don't think you can return Taco Bell sauce packets.

Have we determined why taco was blowing bubba? Bubbalicious gum?

Imagine if Obummer acted like Taco does today, we would be in civil war lmao SPY would be 0. Yet we pumped like assholes and my puts got destroyed in the summer, now my calls are ded… in summary, FUC TACO

Anyone else’s city have those unpermitted taco tents popping up everywhere? They are fire

They probably done move/delete all the TACO part and just leave the Democra t part lol

amazing how the Saudis orchestraded 9/11 and now taco inviting them to the US.. lmao. maybe this investment can be used to rebuild the Towers they brought down LMAO

retard taco probably gonna announce trade deal with Pinguin nation to pump markets after hours LMAO

i just want to see what kind of ridiculous gifts MBS brought to the WH. Taco woke up today feeling like a kid on Christmas morning.

buy the dip, taco put should kick in any moment now

Call this market Taco Bell the way it makes my poop red

Remember that old video of Taco flirting with transvestite Rudy Guiliani? Just sayin…

Need a taco tweet to pump us.

Taco has purged a ton of support with the mess he’s in. Everyone propping this market to please him is running for the hills.

aw fuk, i ate way too much taco bell

ordered a shitload of food, came out to 22 dollars. Jesus, 20 dollars doesnt get you infinite taco bell anymore... but in 2025 still pretty darn close (in NYC)

I made 6k today, so im gonna go a little crazy and reward myself with some taco bell. LFG

#taco market doing well

Taco Tuesday is cancelled tomorrow.

no wonder why taco man bought bonds. fucker knows weare in deep shite.

TACO should press the emergency China button and let Jensen do what he wants.

Tomorrow is Epstein files vot e. The market will pump so we all forget that TACO suck a big dick.

BREAKING: New "America Card" card offers financing for taco bell, Wendys, McDonalds at 75% APR, that's 5% lower than initially thought thanks to extreme negotiations by the whitehouse

My god this bleed.. I need red wine and taco bell I'm cash this weekend too

#wen i get traking for my 2k stimmy Sir Taco

Rip your toilet, bro took his shift at Taco Bell

Leaving work early and buying taco bell to celebrate Mexican Revolution Day

if taco walked back the nvidia chips to china ban, it would pamp it bigly (he won’t tho)