TACO

What’s everyone think of the WSJ article saying China wants to intentionally crash markets to get taco to concede? Seems like that is an obvious effect of a trade war regardless, but surely market knows this will result in a deal, China always postures, taco postures, says some harsh shit and deadline then tacos, and Chinas market suffers a lot more anyways

"BREAKING: China is deliberately tanking markets to force TACO into major concessions in trade talks, per WSJ" Only a rumor but if its real then TACO will do anything to pump it. So we bull are good.

If mango announces taco tweet does SPY go to 9000?

Long TACO

Yes, but gold rising is the thing that makes sense. Stocks also rising is what doesn't make sense. With all the turmoil, uncertainty, inflation, real economy in the shitter, upcoming rate cuts, etc., gold *should* be popping off. The rest of the market not cratering is the head scratcher/AI bubble/TACO pump. Gold is free money. Stick your fucking hand out and take it.

Imagine you are a federal employee and you haven’t been paid for two weeks, …then you get called up by your weekend Army national guard unit to go invade Portland and ALSO still not get paid for that job either … then you find out that 🍊taco just doubled down and gave billions more in financial bailout to the country of Argentina 😆 😬 What a time to be alive

TSM don’t let Taco stop you from mooning‼️

AMZN about to moon when taco tacos on tariffs. The sentiment is just too negative. That's usually a sign something is about to bust

TACO THURSDAY

Making 85k a year and watching port move upwards of 6 figures this week is a drug and a curse and we still have like 834 trading days left of taco

If I gamble like a degen and lose everything, I'll just blame it all on TACO.

Invesco Inverse Taco ETF

We are winning against China in the AI. Everyone said we couldn’t do it. But we are, it’s like the new internet or something. Our stock market just hit a new record high today. TACO, 15.10.2025

TACO: STOCK MARKET AT ALL TIME HIGH

Corn already knows this is a TACO

Surprised the market hasn't dropped 2% after taco said we're in a tariffs war with Chyna

Remember way back in 2016 when he got in trouble for saying trump tower had the best taco bowls? It was one of the first times he was called a racist lol

yup, i need my discounts, taco

mango talking about tariffs is the easiest dip to buy ever. taco doing taco things

So they’re saying a market slide won’t scare them even though every previous market slide has scared them. Just look at Friday, trump already taco’d by Sunday night 💀

Ok if tomorrow is super green I'm cashing out end of day, no way I'm going into a taco Friday with calls

Everytime 🥭 FAFO and TACO next day, the market is so happy. The problem is, this admin is super evil. They play like chicken in front of public. But the measure they put in place has never been removed. We are still paying 54% more on Chinese import, and our soybeans are priced 30% more in their market. We charge them 3-5 million for each ship parking in our port, and they charge us the same. How is this going to help manufacturing come back? Those are all added cost to the products

Mango taco is supposed to talk at 3 which means he'll start his remarks around 4:15

I’d trust a Taco Bell fart more than this fake recovery

Taco didn’t even say anything yet. Imagine when he does

What's the orange taco said now?

What happened. Did taco said fk your calls

If this time Trump didnt say anything, how will TACO save us?

Why are we dumping. Did Taco say something again

China found out how to enact TACO

China just loves this... they are the ones restarting this... they aren't letting the little guy taco..... biggest joke in history

Gyna bringing in 100% tariffs on fake tan. Poor TACO

Maybe Taco should find someone with the skill and talent to negotiate instead of some Soros has-been who wants to sit around with CNBC crones touting about how he doesn't care if the stock market goes down while eating hubris paint chips. It's amazing how the Secretary of the Debt thinks his job is press PR, it indicates a severe lack of competence.

One taco tweet and soy flies around the planet

oh you know, the market didnt give a fk about export control until taco wake up from his derange sleep and start escalating with 100% tariff threat. Who in their right mind wouldnt retaliate. It's clearly who's at fault here. Certain moron reveal the only card we have left after china ban nvda chip is ... cooking oil ? great job revealing that you have no card left and have to scrap for bottom of barrel.

Missed my fucking chance again. I should trust the TACO more.

We were literally at 672 on friday before the TACO dump, we going there in no time

Cmon Taco, let that tweet go!!

What random movement are we going to do today? I see that the market is taking in 0% chance TACO will go through with the trade war

Did President Soyboy TACO like usual or did the world just realize that soybean oil has no relevance to the stock market?

taco needs to give it a rest for just one goddamn day

taco trucks getting priced in I see

Taco trades get faster every time. Next time he’ll threaten Europe with war over antifa and then SPY will hit $750.

taco just whined, didn't retaliate. Yet...

The only people getting fooled by TACO’s tweets at this point are bears. How stupid must you be to be fooled by an 80 year old who can’t put 2 sentences together?

To be fair, they aren't wrong yet. They said single digits by the end of the year. TACO still has two and a half months to destroy the US economy.

Was told we would Taco by Tuesday but it seems we have escalated to cooking oil. Market hasn’t reacted yet. Are calls safe?

full port adm earnings play since they were already looking cheeky for a surprise before taco

About to be the craziest guacamole lettuce verde TACO we have ever seen today. Everything 50% gains

When’s the next tweet. Full porting calls on taco again