TACO

How is getting control of Greenland a taco? Explain it to me like I’m a mentally ill reddit libtard?

They don’t call him TACO for nothin

hmm, it's not even taco tuesday

What if he doesn't TACO next time??? 😞

I’ve gotta be honest I had 10 682 calls I scooped up for super cheap and sold for a $100 gain. It would have been $6k+ had I held for the TACO. It really hurts guys. I’m hurting. Physically.

I love TACO Wednesdays

Trump TACO

I will buy the next Trump imposed dip. I will sell in the next TACO pump.

Macron busted out the bazooka, set the safety on, and calmly laid it on the table. Then, we got the TACO.

Cool, lost all my monthly gains with that TACO bullshit. You would think I would have learned something after getting caught in it multiple times by now. I might just be a retard.

I got the TACO meat sweats

Imagine not making 10% of your port on TACO trades 😂

#You honestly thought he wouldn't TACO?

Well I'll give TACO this; he's very consistent.

Bers calls him taco but still haven’t leared that he always tacos and market go up. Dum ber

You guys- a reverse is coming. It doesn't drop like this after a taco.

Mango literally will continue to do taco until markets don’t go up anymore. It’s literally all he cares about

MSFT still shitting the bed lol. Even TACO can't save it now

TACO!!!!! Literally backing off everything he’s said all weekend. I mean, I’m happy but good God what a pussy.

TACO is back

"WHY WONT THE MARKET GO UP!! I ANNOUNCED A THING! I TACO'ED AGAIN WHY WOULDNT IT PUMP AGAIN? WE RELEASE THE BEST FAKE NUMBERS AND THIS CROOKED JOE BIDEN MARKET JUST GOES DOWN. SOMEONE GO THREATEN JEROME'S BOYFRIEND AGAIN, MAKE HIM TURN THE PRINTER ON RIGHT NOW" \- The mango that cried tariff after his 27th consecutive taco.

Imagine we close up red in the last 30 minutes and lose the taco pump

It’s your fault for not buying calls it was so obvious he was gunna taco. Literally only one day this time

Who will get tariffs next? Tune in next time, same Taco time, same Taco channel to find out.

How many times did Joe kernan splooge his pants during the taco interview

Didn’t think he would taco so soon.

The art of the taco

# bers only cope now is the taco of taco🤌

Taco always cowers & shits all over him fucking self

If I had known taco tuesday would be rescheduled to Wednesday, i wouldn’t have lost so much money

You can always count on TACO. Always buy the dip.

#Since Monday was a holiday this week's Taco Tuesday got moved to Taco Wednesday LMAO🤌🌮

I can't believe I sold earlier today. I didn't see the full taco coming until Friday. Shame on me

TACO trade never fails man

We got a full taco in barely 24 hours

im guessing trump taco again?

So we’re pumping again? Thanks TACO

TACO trade is infinite money printer.

LMAO PEOPLE WRITING ESSAYS ON HOW THIS IS PUTINS DOING AND ITS JUST FUCKING TACO AGAIN LMAO

Create crisis -> tank markets -> TACO! -> crisis "solved" to where we were before the roller coaster

IDGAF ABOUT THE PUMP THE MARKET IS FUCKING RETARDED TO HAVE REACTED IN THE FIRST PLACE WHEN YOU KNOW THIS ORANGE DIPSHIT IS GONNA TACO IN LIKE FIVE SECONDS

Rutte just gave Trump an exit and TACO took it. There’s no other way to interpret the situation.

Lol I log off for an hour and TACO strikes again

taco wednesday

TACO saves the entire market once again, now someone sew his mouth shut

Taco Tuesday has now become Taco Wednesdays 😌

Lmaooo the TACO was so obvious as well, he. always. fucking. TACOs

taco dip buyers W

Taco coming through. Made 35k in 20 minutes

Go to Davos, do an insane speech, get humiliated, then TACO and claim victory. Laughing stock 😂😂