TACO

Who else got long today for next week? Feels like the volatility is over now and any bank stress appears to be contained and unproblematic for now. And we got TACO. Back to regular scheduled program?

because you guys made mango wizard mad by calling him Taco he’s gonna make sure our anoos gets fuk and not walk back his regarded tariffs

Thats their fault for not knowing what taco stands for

people literally died because of his tweet last friday which he taco'd on 48 hours later

This market and taco shenanigans got me so confused Idk what to buy anymore :(

Until TACO TACOs

Shouldn't soy futes crater if Mango is Taco flavored? Like nobody will buy their bags and aparently there would behave been a glut anyway.

The market will dump hard today if it wasn't for TACO who came out and said something positive about the tariffs with China. That tells us that TACO really cares about the stock market and he is willing to do anything to keep the stock market pump. And midterm is next year, so TACO doesn't have what it takes to fight China directly right now. He needs to win midterm before he can fight China.

Taco on taco on taco. Dude is a 💃🏻

20k in 670 SPY 10/20 calls...please TACO

If China and TACO doesn't say something stupid this weekend, then there will be a big short squeeze early next week.

I just came on to say I’m sorry Bears. I know this hurts. We all thought this was it. But the Taco always folds like its delicious shell.

TACO NOTHING EVER HAPPENS

Taco next week and then ath

TACO bitch. Always TACO

bros taco'd twice in one week already. insane

While Trump is busy TACO'in on his trade war, other countries are making real attempts to decouple from the dollar and form new trade relationships. Decades of reputational damage done in a few months.

Don't listen to these bulls bullying you calling you TACO trvmp. You got this do what you need to do to save our economy and bring back global tariffs you're not a chicken are you?

TACO TACO MAN *TACOOO MANNNN* I WANT TO BE A TACO MAN 🌮

Don, too little TACO too late. Please don't tweet anything today. Let it cool down.

All it takes is one TACO tweet about something relevant. Or he knows what’s coming this weekend and is waiting for dump then pump. Regard won’t let the market dump.

Taco ain’t working anymore

This was your final opportunity to get GLD calls. Nothing has changed and TACO is a bitch. GLD 400 EOM.

How many times are they gonna pull some debbie desperado shit to prevent 2 back to back red days. Easy money TACO trade.

Please TACO today!🙏🙏🙏🙏

Lessons I learned from Octobear: -TACO Always TACOs -Bad news (For the day) = 1 day dump and back to premarket levels. -When banks beat earnings during chaotic times they actually go down (Bank Week) -Tesla is retarded -Taco made GLD viable for WSB in April and won’t stop anytime soon.

Waiting for a GLD oriented TACO comment. He’ll say some dumb shit like Gyna is strong buying so much GOLD we must buy GOLD too.

So let me take a guess at this weekend, TACO Friday. China tells Bessent to go fuck himself, and reiterate how US started this trade war and Taco man goes unhinged next week cause China wouldn't accept him walking back and allow him to look strong.

Didn't he Taco ??? 🌮🌮

A friendly reminder: TACO needs to win midterm next year, so he will do anything to keep the stock market pump.

Did TACO say something?

what did taco say

So taco didn’t matter?

All your taco are belong to me

You’d think taco’s comments would be bullish.

I can't imagine option sellers are too thrilled with the premarket taco. I imagine they were hoping to sell monthlies with a higher vix.

Mango TACO'ed on social media.

Who’s thinking institutions shorted bitcoin this morning just to make 🥭 anxious enough to TACO and save their portfolios?

**FUCK YOU BEARS & TACO!!!** .……..… /´¯/)………….(\\¯\`\\ …………/….//……….. …\\\\….\\ ………../….//…………….\\\\….\\ …../´¯/…./´¯\\………../¯ \`\\….\\¯\`\\ .././…/…./…./.|\_……\_|.\\….\\….\\…\\.\\ (.(….(….(…./.)..)..(..(.\\….)….)….).) .\\…………….\\/../…..\\….\\/…………../ ..\\…………….. /……..\\………………/ …\\……………./……….\\……………/

The Market giveth.... Taco takes it away!

TACO? China and US phone call later today

Long term most likely up. Every headline except TACO and calling off tariffs just makes it go up.

Bought 1DTE puts yesterday, were ITM at MO, now they are worthless - thanks taco, couldn't you post that AH?!

Feels like a pump at open then slow bleed kinda day. Taco is retarded.

The Taco trade is seriously the best trading strategy ever 

BREAKING NEWS: Barron Trump just tweeted "Now it's a good time to buy calls, told my daddy to TACO"

If he taco on Friday does that mean he will reverse taco next week?

I want to yell this TACO shit is driving me insane what the fuck

Taco strikes again

Holy TACO! U.S. President Donald Trump said on Friday his proposed 100% tariff on goods from China would not be sustainable, adding that he would meet with Chinese President Xi Jinping in two weeks and that he thought things would be fine with China.