TACO

most likely line of events leading up to Iran invasion \> CNBC reports about TACO trade (pisses of 🥭) (T-48 Hours) \> 🥭 pissed, orders DOD to prepare for invasion of Iran (T-24 Hours) \> CENTCOM visits old archives, finds an suitable OPPLAN (T-12 Hours) \> First Airstrikes get ordered (T-6 Hours) \> First Landing happens (T-2 Hours) \> Russia and China intervene, deploying expeditionary forces (T-1 Hour) \> First Nukes hit Washington D.C. and NORAD goes wild, first Nukes hit Moscow (T-30 minute) \> Puts print (T-20 Minutes) \> WSB regard full ports calls in Bunker (T-10 Minutes) \> Big multi circuit breaker "fuck you" lost century dump in US markets

Just ate Taco Bell. It's good

TACO block Cuban oil now lol

What? Is TACO not fun anymore Mr. Market?

TACO in chief is going up against an even weaker leader. Iran will fold or just die in air strikes. Buy any dip that results from Iran

Taco is buying netflix

Who’s buying calls for JPM next week? We all know orange TACO all the fucking time

Consumer sentiment higher, TACO, stocks red. Rigged as fucked

Back to ath we go. Next month new high and repeat over and over. Has there even been a big red month since taco day? We been fully erect ever since and will continue to climb in 26

thank god.. i convinced myself to sell my SPY puts (went from -33% -> +10%) on Tuesday... I knew Trump was gonna taco

I think most of my INTC covered calls will expire worthless because of this. I'd like it if taco could keep his maw shut for the day about Intel just in case.

Taco is ‘eyeing regime change in Cuba by end of this year’. What’s the play here?

Melt up today. TACO and BTD

What's the next 🥭 rotation cycle? We did another global war and another TACO iteration, rare erfs are cool again, maybe weed stocks are up next?

beg taco to force other semi to give them money

You can try but I'm not gonna jump back in while TACO may do something stupid this weekend lol. Maybe I'll jump back in next week if nothing crazy happens this weekend. Oil is up alot today so I better watch out.

HOOD follow Bitcoin like a bitch and Bitcoin is now like a bitch compared to Silver. I dont think Bitcoin will pump until TACO take control over Fed to turn on the money printer.

I need another pump and dump, can we announce we nuking Paris or something and then taco when they give us a free croissant and rename french fries to freedom fries?

My calls are entirely dependent on orange man posting more TACO on truth social it seems

We already had a taco yesterday sir, you cannot have too many mexicans in a row, it'll upset your digestion. Sunday.

When more TACO?

yes I know, I bought calls after he asked for the CEO to be fired, I thought he would taco and he ended up buying part of the company, let's go communism LMAO

Oil up alot today. Maybe expected TACO attack Iran....

DT spinning the wheel of rugpull the outcome deciding the next catastrophic tweet before TACO

Favorite day of the week: FISH friday. Time for taco to tweet something and drop the market at around market close today. don't worry all the insiders will buy puts to time it out perfectly He will then reverse on monday. My bet is it'll be Iran or Mn

🥭 about to make empty threat against Canada on Saturday night and taco on Wednesday .

Why is everyone bitching futures green so market green tomorrow. Trump taco, we good till powell fucks everyone Wednesday

The media going on about the TACO trade makes me a little nervous his feelings will get hurt and he’ll do something stupid

nice 1k for me on TACO trade [https://imgur.com/a/E34ZuqQ](https://imgur.com/a/E34ZuqQ)

I won 59 bucks so I bought 50 in Taco Bell and gonna reinvest the 9

“Cmon guys the martingale strategy has been losing for 200 years” “the Taco strategy undermines itself over time” something is happening to my tumblr feed, what the helly

Fatty won't do shit but taco out again.

Remember to get out of the market before the weekend, chances are taco will do something again to ruin your monday

I’m preparing myself for the next TACO. This time I’m gonna hit big

back in August 🥭made INTC drop on a Thursday, saying regarded shit about the CEO, I loaded up calls on the next day cuz I expected him to taco next week every single day was green +3-5% at least and huge swings up intraday

Soft shelled taco

why taco posted about SCOTUS and tariffs? I mean I know he is regarded, but what does he know that we don't no shot it's tomorrow right?

Have another TACO

Or round 3 of TACO time

taco

Taco needs to announce that the US will buy another 10% stake.

Isn’t that call stock manipulation? Or we using the synonym “taco trade” or “Tr mp and Dump” or “ Tr mp and Pump”

\> CNBC mentioned Taco trade therefore taco trade fukd.

I like metals but I got obliterated on my shorts today. Didn’t expect it to go up after TACO

I was up 9400 and figured Id yolo in again trying to 10 or 15k and gave back 6. Chilling on a 3k win feeling like a dumbass. Gave back my taco money

Entered calls a day early anticipating the TACO pump much earlier and now I’m gonna expire worthless SAD!

for the sake of my calls there should be a 2nd taco and we moon to 696

CNBC mentions taco trade. I guess 🥭 won't TACO next time. fuck.

TACO had no effect on GLD. WTF that’s crazy