TACO

Taco doing taco things again

Taco trade used to be a funny way to make money, now it’s just sad and pathetic because we know how it goes 🤡🥭

another taco for 🥭?

Rotating into international stocks 🥭 keeps doing this stupid taco trade and the market is stagnant if not slowly losing money. My international stocks are outperforming the us by a decent margin.

Canada tariffs means another TACO trade in the works.

Do I buy the first dump or the second one. What if it’s taco Thursday instead of Tuesday? How do you time this shit?

Wsb still focused on taco and his tarriff drama meanwhile BOJ and the MoF preparing for another yentervention and carry trade round 2.

Honestly if the markets react Monday to the Canada tarrif things, it just shows the big boys want in on that taco trade. And you should 100% buy the dip.

lol, wait till he suspends China trade talks for a taco moment for his boys That’s when the real fun will happen

Will taco, de-taco, re-taco and possibly enter a taco superposition before futes open

Its -50c where I live in Canada and now we gotta deal with this donny cheeto piece of shit tariffs. Imma make an orange snowman and beat the shit out of it with a frozen taco.

The crazier the tariff, the quicker the taco

BREAKING: taco exists thank you for your attention to this matter!!!

Yea i didn’t capitalize on the last taco this one i will have eyes balls glued to the screen

Sorry but your calls will be decimated on monday. But then resurrected on taco Tuesday

This tariff threat just another TACO. This time the market will simply ignore it, I suppose

Oh man if no Taco comes by monday it's gonna be a bloody battle between my Canadian stocks and my gold and silver

Does anyone even care what he says anymore when you know it’s gonna taco the next day? Like it’s just exhausting and at some point the market ain’t gonna give a fuck and just carry on as usual

Wait till TACO finds out how many US Critical Mineral companies dual list on TSX and for whom in many cases its the greater liquidity market.

Taco trade is so last season, it's all about enchilada trade now

Taco me crazy. Puts on TSX and then bigly calls for tendies 💰

Tomorrow mangos gonna taco on these potential tariffs and somehow we will still go up 2%

Threat = Fear = Dip → Taco = Rebound and let the profits roll in!

Taco is such a great term because it allows people to lean into talking shit while they are unknowingly acknowledging strategy.

Bears get confused at the ‘dip’ part and fail to recognise the repeating taco pattern

My Trump formula has turned the unpredictability into an edge: Threat = Fear = Dip → Taco = Rebound. This has been an amazing money making ride!

Im actually surprised this taco didnt take us to ath. I seriously thought we would be above 7k by now.

BREAKING: 🥭 sets tariffs on taco trade, collapse of the universe is immediate 

It’s Taco time!!!

Is there a way we can gamble on when 🥭 is going to TACO ?

Please Taco ,also announce tarriffs on China to give us a bigger dip 🙏. Throw in Mexico too for good measure .

Now we have to deal with potential 100% tariffs on Canada. Volatility likely before a TACO

No more TACO pump and dump this time. Next time we just PUMP

Ah yes thank you for the new dump 🥭! I can´t wait for the next TACO!

In hindsight, it was just insider trading before another taco tariff threat

Taco again..

the issue is you won't be able to see it coming tho, if you got a good entry you are fine what if, for example, everyone just hedged this weekend with GLD cuz they thought taco will strike Iran and then nothing happens so everyone just dumps back GLD on Monday?

I don't know if we are at the euphoria stage again, recent taco probably fueled the rally even more, and I guess it was kinda justified. however, gld went up about 30% in the first 8months of last year, it's now up 40% since September, overall 80% 1y but it's currently +15% ytd, it's kinda crazy honestly

No words about Iran attacks. I guess bear are fuk now. If TACO don't attack Iran soon then he wouldn't have enough time to fix it before the market open again.

Believe it or not the TACO trade is all about covered calls.

All this talk about 🥭TACOing on Iran is making me sad. He can’t TACO until he fuck some shit up.

ratarteded taco told iran people help is coming only to TACO and let them all get killed. fuken dummmbraz.

Irans Taco Bell must taste good

🥭, Please don't Taco on Iran.

The 2026 Iran Taco crisis

I’m locked and loaded for the Iran Taco trade

The market needs to get its act together, it’s the only one that can force Congress to act. This BS they spread on TV about “oh he’s just gonna taco, there’s nothing to worry about, buy the dip.” That kind of shit only works so many times. How many times will the market let him get away with destroying every alliance the USA has worked to build? The dollar is literally a social construct - “backed by the full faith and credit of the United States Government”. He’s only 1 or 2 crises away from ending the Pax Americana, and every dollar you worked for being devalued to being worthless.

He will taco for some deal he already had.

So depending on who Taco elects as the next Fed chair… stocks green all day?

He wouldn't cut rate next week and I think the market already priced-in that. I think the market priced-in 2 more rate cuts this year, so if he only want 1 rate cut then the market probably dump a little but then pump again because people know that the next Fed that replaces J.Powell will do as TACO say. Either way TACO will do anything in his power tl pump the stock market.