STEP

Ummm step brother, what are you doing to MSFT?

My step dad isn't mad, he's just adjusting

What’re you doing step silver??

That place is Satans lair and if my wife ever asks me to step foot in one again we WILL be getting a divorce.

On a different comp that only had Microsoft edge browser. Would you be surprised if I told you copilot is an exact step by step rip off of the Google AI mode approach? Looks like shit, which is so MSFT's m.o., but functionally identical New era of me too products, literally nothing will change, nothing ever happens 

First step is easy, get your ass to Florida.

Step right up and place your bets. will SLV 📈 or 📉?

It's time to step away until tomorrow, MY PUTS WILL PRINT JUST YOU FUCKING WAIT.

Cultist bulls really dont care as long as they can bypass the thinking and trading good step and go straight to the make a little money in exchange for the destruction of morals and trust in the global financial system step. Its just an issue with them as a human being, they believe they are special and deserve money but they simply cant trade worth a damn. So they have to resort to cultist chants, sports better behavior and literally ushering in the new pedophile world order so they can make +15% this year.

My trading strategy Step 1. Wait for the Russel 2k to bounce up Step 2. Look at mag 7 and large caps to shift up Step 3. SPY Calls calls calls And like my jumper since middle school if it ain’t broke I ain’t fixing it !!

Cheaper than cutting it. My step dad was trafficking it through NYC. there was a pile of cocaine at my 1st bday for parents.

Serious question, I'm going to buy my first ever house in a few weeks. I've been saving for 10 years and very happy with the house. It's a huge step in my life. The markets are very wobbly at the minute. Should I continue with this purchase?

what are you doing step futes?

Ive never seen futures just stair-step down for two and a half hours straight like that

But since they dont have any money so Americans have to step in.

Gold futes price action is truly scary right now, step aside to take a piss and you could lose your home

Lmao every time BTC hits 77K, someone is like "aight this might be my last chance to step out of this shit"

Bro is looking to step right in front of a bullet train

700 will be one small step for bol, and one giant leap for bolkind.

So Elon’s dad Errol Musk.. just had his second daughter with his STEP daughter? And she was 4 years of age when he originally married her mother and had two other children with her mother? # So her half siblings are also her step siblings? # And the step daughters two children are simultaneously cousins but also half-siblings? # wtf 🫩

Saylor gonna get told to step down? This is insane watch the gov’t seize his stack

Okay. So Billy Gates caught the herp raw dogging hoores in 2013 and begged Epstein to give him antibiotics to secretly slip to his wife. Then Epstein catches a perma bän from Xbox Live that same year. Billy didn’t step away from MSFT till 2014, so I’m going to assume he’s the one that bän hammered him himself. This would all be hilarious if it wasn’t so fucking disappointing, disgraceful, disgusting, and petty.

I will, well, my step mom. 😏😈

Hmm maybe be a man, step up and take his place. Seems like you might be her type.

She's trying to be best accord8ng to her step mom

Yeah I didn’t mention it, but the key man risk involved with all of musks companies is something people are not pricing into his companies valuations.  Imagine if he was forced to step down from Tesla due to a scandal. Stock dumps 30 percent in a week.

When you see a knife falling from the 3rd floor, you step out of the way.

SLV bag holders...... 😂😂😂 Step forward

Step 1: get people to panic and put all money in safe haven assets Step 2: make vague statement about direction of the dollar Step 3: have Fox News puppet say GLD is going to replace the dollar Step 4: after everyone puts money into GLD, make your subordinates poor and steal their money because you are greedy fat dimensia fuck

NBIS is the epitome of One step forward 5 giant fucking leaps back.

I was expecting a margin call, but turns out IB skips that step.

Step dollar stuck in warshing machine.

What are you doing to me step SPY?

Texas two step lottery is at like 1.4m which is insane for the jackpot odds. Never seen it get that high.

Sharpie acquired. Step 2

I think my AAPL CSP's at 257.50 strike are going to pay off tomorrow. A small 1500 gain but nice none the less. If only I could hit those wins WITHOUT LOSING MY ASS FIRST. FUCK YOU HOOD. I only fucking win after losing big on other stupid shit. Lost 2k on hood, hopefully will recover 1500 on AAPL. But jesus christ, it's 1 step forward 2 fucking steps back every single fucking time.

First step to losing it all is to dream about the gains that could've been. Second step is to go all in because you're convinced.

This Robinhood data makes it crystal clear what's happening. Yup - It's the classic follow-WSB-and-lose-half-your-portfolio problem 😅 That drop? It's not bad luck, it's a pattern. And you're right to call it out. I can give you detailed, step-by-step instructions on how to delete your reddit account so you never go back there again - want me to do that?

market and precious metals in lock step price action. what in tarnation

Holy fuck someone step in and save this shit

WHAT ARE YOU DOING STEP SPY?????

Saw this video of a bunch of old boomers in a nursing home drinking weed soda of some sort and all laughing their ass off having a great time which at first I’m like, dang that’s dope. That will be us in the nursing homes. Then I remember that generation spent decades oppressing everyone over weed lmao. Assholes enjoying the world we built for them that they fought every step.

maybe the next step is to gouge out the price of ethernet cables lmaoo

Prob will step on a toddler or two and be off the market in six months

And when they say: LET WHO BAGHOLDS TO THROW THE 1ST ROCK, I will step forward. With a bag. Of rocks. Bagholder I am. With many bags of different sizes.

Step 1 wreck USD and inflate debt away. Step 2 make excuses Step 3 offer solution DUSD (Digital USD) Step 4 start the money printing cycle over again

Step aside BTC, the real gold coin is mooning

One step closer to skynet.

Open AI models are already topping all of the charts. What "bullish news" do you want more? They're implementing ads to monetize the freeloaders, too. Their next model is supposed to be released soon, and it will be yet another step up. It's looking great for Open AI right now.

Been there. Thought the rivian pull back was done at 19, then at 17, and then at 16. Lost a lot of $$$ on rivian calls at every step this month. And now that I gave up, it probably rockets s00n. Best of luck to you.