STEP

Step 1: find the ticker with the corniest way you can twist it into a gay saying

I’m in the ugly step cousin, QUBT. QBTS, RGTI seem to win the market rally’s at the moment

I’ve found the method. Step 1 find the stock that regards are talking about the most. Step 2 buy calls at open. Step 3 don’t be greedy, take profit same day. Step 4, don’t hold overnight and watch it burn because nothing in this market is real.

You are in the 52%. Educate yourself out. Step 1 ignore doom articles and learn the path to wealth that the majority of people take.

Step 1: Calls

#In late 2021, before the bear market started we had a period of sector rotation where tech stocks were sold off and non-tech stocks pumped. That will be the next step soon. LMAO🤌

First step.. have 100k.. shit

The SEC saw Cramer jerking off APP and decided to step in

GOOGL today: 1 step back, 5 steps forward

If you thought AMD was a nutty move, tesla added nearly same value by posting a video with a twirly thing. Lisa gotta step up.

I always think that I’d be able to keep going if I busted early so it wouldn’t be a problem. But then I do it and get hit with the reality that there is no way I could even pretend. Desire literally goes to 0 Human male refractory period be like 1 step away from dropping dead after busting.

Step 1 cry

rookie numbers for a weed delivery. . . step up.

After finally going and getting a $1200 deposit back from my old apt complex the manager was like dumbfounded I waited over 3 months to do that Like ho my net worth swung $50,000 in the time it took me to park my car and step inside, no I don’t really give a fuck about a 1k check 🤌

Sigh people are going to take videos of themselves forcing liberal businesses to take Trump coins aren't they... even if they are "legal tender" I think promising a task force to ensure compliance is a step too far

OctoBER step aside for **OCTOCALL**

*What are you doing step-SPY?!* 😰

Grandma told me to full pot INTC calls 0dte in a dream. She said time to step up your game and stop being a poor

COO of my company decided to step down out of nowhere. He made the company what it is now. Puts or calls on my company?

Wow rddt has become UNH/lulu where every day you think it’ll start going back up but instead falls hard again. Then once all the short term calls are all liquidated the big boys step in and buy calls when it goes up $20 in one day in probably a week or so

new trading strategy: \- step 1: Listen to morons explain that Sept, or the last week of the month, or the 2nd Friday of the 3rd quarter, or some other malarkey based on reading rat entrails, is a sell-off period \- step 2: Buy calls. If there is a dip, buy more calls. \- step 3: order pink lambo

Windows 11 feels like a huge step backwards and this shit is fucking my computer up it’s so damn slow

Rigatoni does not want to stop. Like your step dad banging your mom

The fact that TSLA is worth 2/3 of AMZN by market cap is absolutely regarded when you take a step back and look at the 2 companies

#Step 1: Buy Reddit stock and become a shareholder #Step 2: Become boss of Reddit mods #Step 3: Become unbannable LMAO🤌

DKNG step outta the way... the selling aint done

What are you doing step-0dte??

What is 0 DTE? Is it a type of drug? I ask because my step sis keeps talking about it and she looks really hot and angry.

Step 🌽 what are you doing?

You need to take a step back and get a better perspective or just keep losing money. Whatevs.

everyone sees it's "irrational exuberance", no one wants to be the first to step off. This is going to end well... deep deep in a well.

PATH needs to step it up out here. Hardly a move after yesterday's news.

Hope everyone has a good day. Remember that life is good and it’s okay to step away for a minute.