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When Jerome Powell was a kid, legend has it that he stole his step dad’s signed Babe Ruth ball to play baseball with his friends.  After hitting a massive home run into James Earl Jones’ yard, he had to wrestle a ginormous beast to get the ball back which he did and after that he took Wendy Peffercorn to bed and the legend of JPow was born.  

Jerome is not the step dad, he’s the dad that stepped up 

Hope so. RCAT needs to step up.

Step market is stuck

But this doesn't take into account the thousands or regards willing to buy the dip every step down along the way.

Step Goog what are you doing

The issue, obviously, is stalled sentiment. The market just takes a step up when the fed cuts its rates. Everyone is sitting waiting for sure bets, indicating a fundamental mistrust. This is three months into the beginning of monetary policy failure. The Real economy is dead. The financial system is holding it up with fish wire. Will it all magically go away at some lower rate?

Okay, bullish scenario for NFLX: **Step 1:** 🥭 intervenes and puts pressure on WBD to take deal from Paramount **Step 2:** WBD accepts deal from Paramount b/c 🥭 threatens to put DC and Harry Potter on the terrorist watch list **Step 3:** WBD has to pay NFLX 2.8 billion dollars for backing out of the deal. Apparently NFLX buying WBD was bearish as fuck anyways, and now its not happening anymore **Step 4:** There is no step 4

One step ahead of you brÖther. 🍺

Looks like I touched your ego while talking about your love nest. Careful not to step on needles

In the corporate world it's a necessary step for very high level jobs The suits who had to get a MBA to reach their position perpetuate the cult and mandate their subordinates to get one

creepiest pictures ever of David Ellison and Jared Kushner waiting for daddy 🥭 to step in and give them Warner Brothers. I just looked the USA up on Wikipedia and it’s officially classified as a banana republic

I'm sure there's enough debt looking for yield willing to step in for PSKY Paramount. But hopefully WBD holders are not stupid enough to reject the generous NFLX deal. They get a way better offer. They get $23.25 in cash + $4.50 in NFLX stock (very undervalued) + they still get to keep the new Discovery company. With the pesky Paramount deal they get $30 all cash only. Which is just $2.25 more for Discovery.

Chortle my balls CRWV. One step forward and two steps back.

As a tenured Wendy's employee I mostly just shit-post and troll bers but like a week ago when the story broke about Hassett being the front runner for fed chair I posted what a disaster that would be for the markets and how the Senate needed to step up and tell mango No. Then the cheeky cunt Hassett comes out and says the markets going up were a direct response to his pending anointment. What an absolute moron. Now bond yields are kinda pumpin amid stories that bond departments have straight up told the administration not to pick this guy. Dovish is fine, but nobody wants idiotic dovish. Not the bond traders, not regular people, not the dumb fucks borrowing two trilly a year.. no one. Mango has been entertaining at times but god damn these people are legit stupid.

I come in here, occasionally to shitpost I won’t lie but I look forward to good dd, otherwise I wait for dips buy monthlie and weeklies and wait for a pump. But seriously the dd as of late has been hot garbage. I don’t know if bears control it now or what but step up your game

* Challenger, Gray & Christmas said layoff plans totaled 71,321 in November, a step down from the massive cuts announced in October but still enough to bring the 2025 total up to 1.17 million. * The most-cited reason for the month was restructuring, followed by closings and market or economic conditions.

My step dad asked if I ever celebrated Mexican Christmas. I asked him what's that and he farted for like 15 seconds with the child locks on a feliz navidad blasting.

I think i'm going to step away from trading for a while. I've lost sense of what the market is doing. need to clear my head and start fresh. i'll see you monday.

1 more downvote & Im gonna have to step in 🥵

Netflix takes 1 step closer to becoming a monopoly Market idk I don’t like that

WSB algorithm: Step 1: Find company. Step 2: Make sure name includes “Rich.” Step 3: YOLO. Richtech $RR to Valhalla.

what are you doing step market

Step 1. Buy option Step 2. See small loss so buy more contracts Step 3. Buy even more contracts Step 4. Keep buying more contracts as the original contracts are worth 0. Step 5 pull half your savings out and fund your port Step 6. Buy a ton more contracts Step 7. Look at port and see that step 1 thru 3 are all at 0. Step 8. Watch as step 4 goes to 0 Step 9. Sell what little is left of your step 6 contracts for 1/3rd the price you paid for them. Step 10. Watch as the stock finally does what you originally wanted it to do

it will grind lower as it gave the government the right to get involved with its business a very huge miss step on their part

The first step is admitting you have a problem.

Goldman Sachs Reiterates Buy on $AMZN, PT $290 Analyst comments: "We recap Amazon's annual AWS re:Invent conference, where management outlined a range of new product and service announcements tied to their view of how the public cloud industry will evolve, particularly in artificial intelligence, machine learning, and custom silicon. Combined with Amazon’s recent earnings report, we view the key takeaways from re:Invent and management’s forward narrative as another positive step in improving investor sentiment around AWS’s artificial intelligence thematic positioning.

Alright step 1. Build a fucking company or have a great grandpa leave you 80% ownership

Had some kid step on my toes with my real life business and its been refreshing to have a distraction from all this money I've been losing recently trying to have my michael burry moment i will go broke with lottery puts on the spy and qs because I know they gonna hit soon THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

Thank you mark lizardman. I knew buying the dip would put me one step closer to being in your llizard cult.

What are you doing step Nvidia

NVDA went from wall street darling to red headed step child in the blink of an eye

So Google just made it out of the ICU and is now in the step down unit recovering well

Markets are ripping. High beta leading the way. Now is the time you lock in and step on the gas.  

If you are doing anything complicated with ai you still need to double check all output. If you take that step seriously it is essentially just working backwards

How to get sex party. Step 1: inverse wsb

what happened to msft nutella needs to step it up

Step away and paper trade for awhile

How to get a gf Step 1: Step away from WSB

Going one step BYND tomorrow… Not only is the meat fake, so is the moneyz.

How to be a grinch: -step 1: gift your regarded nephew a put option for Christmas

Damn somalia you need to step your game up How you gonna let fruit man shit on you like that

Time for MU to step up

nvidia amazon msft meta red and spy is up big? once these 4 regard stocks step up its 686 angle

Fuck sake NVDA 1 step forward, 2 steps back with your bitch ass

Step 1. Buy Puts Step 2. Release false report Step 3. Sell for millions Step 4. Use profits to buy calls Step 5. Let public know report false Step 6. Sell for 10s of million Repeat

no you fucking jackass it's your money. sell to cut your loss and take a step back or walk away entirely. dont light money on fire for no reason. also dont bullshit us all with that woah is me line either. you're holding because you have hope or you think it's so fucked you might as well "see if it bounces back" but youre wrong. the greek profile has changed. the iv has plummeted. theta has done some work. theyre fundamentally different contracts now. give yourself a fighting chance at least.

What are you doing step bro

So apparently Microsoft is already cutting sales quotas on some of its AI stuff because customers aren’t biting. Their new “agents”, the ones that are supposed to automate multi-step tasks, aren’t taking off like they thought. Multiple teams actually missed their sales goals last year, so Microsoft had to dial back expectations across divisions. And for Microsoft, that’s not normal. It basically means even they’re realizing this AI gold rush isn’t as real as Wall Street keeps pretending. If customers aren’t willing to pay for the “future of everything,” that says a lot. AI just isn’t ready, and the market is insanely overvalued for what we’re actually getting. https://www.investing.com/news/stock-market-news/us-stock-futures-steady-after-wall-st-gains-on-fed-cut-bets-crypto-rebound-4387305