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Chill step futes, what you doing down there?

Maybe in the same gig for 8. It’s hard to remember to how to interview when you know your job and have 8 years of institutional knowledge. It’s also scary to step into the world of not knowing. Or maybe I’m wrong. 😂

#what are you doing step stock market 😳

META CEO Mark Zuckerberg to step down from CEO role.

Step right up on these fabulous rugs!!!!

The most logical step is to use AI to make more than 20/hour.

order two BK sammys for $15 or step out into a tundra and drive 10min for two BK sammys for $5

I can give you a toe step sis

Step 1: buy goldfish crackers Step 2: remove the gold Step 3: sell gold Step 4: profit

I’m DENNIS’ing the fuck out of this girl. Currently on the neglect emotionally step. Works like a goddamn charm

Let’s take a step back. Space stocks soaring definitely means the bubble is popping.

Let me guess, premarket pump, dump at open, buyers step in, zig zag flat

What do y’all think about msos (American weed etf) with the rescheduling of weed it seems like the first big step to legalization and this should make more companies profitable as they can deduct business expenses now which they previously couldn’t.

What are you doing step SPY

Usually when the market this sideways I switch to theta but the IV is so fucking low there’s no point. Truly MMs always one step ahead lmao

I'm about to enter a meeting in an hour where they probably missed their deadline, the work they produced didn't exactly follow my directions, and I may possibly need to step in to put the project back on track That's why I masturbated before so I'm stress free & relaxed to avoid making the situation a pressure cooker

2026 resolution is to step away from options I guess

If you take a step back, everyone’s reasoning for stock movement sounds like insane ramblings. Triple witching, and Japanese interest rates?

Jpows grand plan is to turn the us into japan this is just the first step

The importance of today’s statement is not in the rate hike, which was widely flagged and leaked ahead of time. It’s in the outlook for future rate hikes. The BOJ says it’s “highly likely that the mechanism in which both wages and prices rise moderately will be maintained” which means more rate hikes to come.  This is a significant step away from the cautious stance of the last meeting.  [](https://www.bloomberg.com/authors/AQSpGP1uyR8/gearoid-reidy)

But have you seen the step sister, those are JUGZ

Step 1. BOJ hikes but signals slow, cautious path Step 2. Yen fades Step 3. SPY Santa rallies on relief

It’s a step in the right direction but this EO doesn’t really do much other than make it easier to research weed right? Still federally illegal the way I read it

Legit bears need to step up for all the shit talk.

My port ain’t do nothing but step back

Oh Step SPY what are you doing?

You don’t send a US Navy Fleet and park it outside a country for a sightseeing tour. Step 1 - drone strike fishing boats Step 2 - blockade ports Step 3 - drone strike cartel land bases (aka Anti-Air Radar and power plants) Step 4 - send in SEAL Team 6 to capture political leaders Step 5 - regime change and Exxon/Chevron/highest donator to MELANIA stablecoin gets the oil access

Not enough stonk talk during that speech for my taste. Donny needs to step it up

First, take a big step back... and literally, FUCK YOUR OWN FACE!

🥭to step down from office pls then NVDA to $250

Step 1: try not to cry Step 2: cry

officially blew up my account the last 2 weeks. Need to take a step back and reset and try again

I wish trump would just step up to the podium and say, ‘poopoo peepee’

How would you ever legitimately explain the fact that literally EVERY time it is ever about to break some sort of support, or confirm some sort of bearish pattern the price always just FREEZES. Like it will just sit there FOREVER doing nothing, giving the Fed 10000 chances to rig it up. Its literally just a market that gets frozen, sells get turned off, then the Fed spends money to keep the pending economic disaster at bay for another day if buyers dont naturally step in(they usually dont.)

#BOLS STEP ASIDE THIS BER COUNTRY NOW 🐻

When I was younger I was super outgoing and shit but now I’m like a half step from agoraphobia and would rather break my own arm than go do this bullshit office dirty Santa.

Step 1: Opening sell off is done. now comes step 2: theta.

Looks like europoors are too scared to pump tesla. Murica will have to step up on open.

Hey I got an idea! Why don't you guys step away from the comp/phone and go fuck that hot blond sleeping in your bed?

Wow. I was just going to send him a fleshlight of my asshole but I guess I could step it up.

Step 1. Be rich. Step 2. ???

We had a step challenge at work over the summer and I won $100. It was for some reason much more exciting than raise season

##How to make money 101 #STEP 1 No 0DTE options The End

Depends on if buls step up to own the low volume taint between Christmas and New Years.

Step 1: buy calls Step 2: watch premiums go to zero Step 3: rob a bank Step 4: profit

New strategy seen as this market is so unpredictable, step 1: wait till open. Step 2 see the direction step 3 trade for 5 mins and sell up remember a small win is a lot better than a big loss, almost died trying to chase the huge wins in the last few months no more... small wins still a win

Acceptance is the first step 🫂

If data center stocks drop much farther Id expect the Gov to step in. Its a matter of national security

The idea that the Fed alone can fix or help employment figures is ridiculous and Congress needs to seriously step up and do something because tax cuts alone are terrible policy.