STEP

$400 a day is $100k - a hustler could gather in aluminum cans. . . time to step up in 2026 - good luck & be well.

KD need to step the fuck up broo.. skinny old ass .. step tf upppp

That meeting with mango and the oil execs was literally a scene from the Godfather. We wack a countries leader. All the oil mob bosses immediately step in within a week to divvy up the territory for profit. “Thank you Mr Don Corleone, can you guarantee our protection?”

Then I’d still say step away for a week. Your mindset right now is classic revenge trading, which doesn’t bode well. “I have 1 shot to make it back I need to take this shot” isn’t a healthy approach

I can easily step away, but at this point I have no choice but to take 1 more shot to fix some stuff… it’s just amazing that I steeped around so many amazing chances. I can’t believe it.

Step 1. Look at losses from prediction markets Step 2. Instead of subtracting losses from total number, dont. Step 3. Theres your new number

Trust the 12-step process

Take a break for a week, if you can’t step away then you seriously need help. No need to make another play to know that

Step one - wait for TSLL to plummet -10% in a day. Step two - calls. Step three - enjoy the free money.

Step 1: find stock that’s moving up Step 2: buy calls Step 3: stock reverses direction the other way

My brain : Step 1: set notifications for spy levels so I dont stare at it all day Step 2: stare all day anyway

I'm cashgang on the sideline because I've been busy at work and can't watch the market. Glad I didn't buy any positions at open and step away. Is there any play at this time? Or are we gonna theta the rest of the day?

sofi, wyd step bro

The first step is to download GRINDR

What are you doing step throat??

I would step away for the day if I where you 😆

Step 1: open brokerage account Step 2: buy zyns (yay points), and condoms Step 3: put individual zyns in condom Step 4: insert condom Step 5: go to prison Step 6: extract condom, zyns Step 7: sell at 1000% markup Step 8 (optional): get out of prison. Alternatively, send proceeds to your wife’s bf to pour into your account. Step 9: buy 0dte Step 10: profit

one small step for man, one giant LEAP for mankind

No step

Do you expect horses or unicorns when you step outside your door?

U would become an American citizen after step 3 dummy

fabricating an enemy is step one

Rumors some guy may replace Tim Cook if he decides to step down and AAPL pops. Love it

I disagree. I think the powers that be are realizing the current admin is losing favor and this will be a big step against the admin.

Four steps to ethics in stock trading: Step 1: Announce no buybacks for defense/military stocks Step 2: watch stock price plummet Step 3: Shortly thereafter announce major increase in defense spending.  Step 4: watch stock price skyrocket  Key: try not to engage in unscrupulous trading

Step 1: Wait for trash prevenue stock to pop off Step 2: buy 0DTE puts Step 3: ??? Step 4: profit

The first step is acknowledging that you have a problem.

Another reason Cook should step down. They probably could have been paid by Google to use Gemini but instead they chose to fork out money for an inferior product.

https://www.betterhelp.com You’re 19 & acting like you know everything. I advise you take a step back before life humbles you. Take care.

Sorry, I forgot a step before. 1. Make $1 in profits this year. Hype my stock to $5M valuation. 2. Next year, tell analysts to expect me to make $2 in profits. I mean, 100% seems reasonable, right? 3. Make $10 in profits, rant and rave about how I 1000% and even exceeded "expectations" by 500%. 4. ??? 5. Profit. Give me $1B.

My step dad still says it to me. I’m 42

Cops do this all the time, I wish it got as much attention. Stand in front of a car shoot them dead and then step out of the way. Oldest LEO murder trick in the book

no, but it doesn't matter. we're manipulating, here; please step aside.

If you survive next step up is opioids. Good luck champ

Your health and vital functions tell them a lot about your mood and state of mind. It's the next logical step in targeted advertising.

Why the fuck does META never just go up. Any green only comes after fucking red. 1 step backwards 1 step forward. That's it. That's all this stupid shit has ever done since October last year.

At this point, even Covid 2.0 would be bullish since everyone knows the Fed will step in like last time, but even earlier, and we'll see the market moon.

You know first person to step on moon but not the first person to put porn on internet?

You are currently trading a market where the plunge protection team steps in literally .07% away from the ATH because even the smallest little dip causes a liquidity contraction that will snowball into a worldwide systemic liquidity crisis. This is evidenced by the fact that Buttcorn literally cannot even be manipulated up anymore, and they literally have to get the PPT to step in on any big news, crush vix and keep us propped up. How can you have your money in this LOL?

Ryan Cohen’s comp plan is basically a big flashing neon sign saying he’s going to (continue to) suck all the value out of the company at the expense of shareholders. It isn’t a sign of his confidence in organic growth, it’s a sign he’s intends to manipulate EBITDA by underinvesting in the company, deferring costs, pulling forward revenue, etc, and will continue diluting at any spike. Like the BTC treasury scheme itself, it’s a step to shift the company’s value from equity to debt/bonds. Naturally, the apes will vote for this and cheer for their own demise, as they do.

The military joining a rebellion or a civil war would make the US a playground of global superpowers. You think China or other communist countries wont step in? Everyone will want to change the course of history. Its better to maintain peace if martial law were enacted. If certain people want civil war so bad, send them to a war against China, not American citizens. If you think the US is big bad, you don’t understand geopolitics. We are trying to maintain our power because if China takes over. There will be a war anyways.

jokes aside the break even mentality is stupid. take a step back and review what went wrong. the money will come no need to rush it

Billionare on paper doesnt mean much and 99% of billionares are actually a slave to money. If they tried to realize those billions, it just wouldnt be possible - the government would step in, or the banks would. Its quite fucked in its in own special way. But they get an allowance and do live wealthily

Then he will just bug other residents. They moved him to a different room as step one today but he was already back in her room again tonight

I'll go a step further just split the world in 3 already. America, South Asia/Africa, North Asia/Africa and EU. Cmon already. Rule as a triumvirate. Everyone obtains their aspirations. And make Australia a prison as God intended.

Step 1) Liquidate 80% of my Roth and split it between RKLB and ASTS on 12/31 based on hype from WSB. Step 2) Immediately regret Step 1 but hold. Step 3) ??? Step 4) Be up 20% in less than a week. Thank you fellow regards, see you when the dip happens and I'm back at Step 2.

So uhh, im pretty sure we gunna have a October 17th situation again soon where Bitcoin and its shitcoin derivates go to 0 in like an hour again but this time blackrock wont step in to save it kek.

which strike/date? I had previously bought 20C Jan '28, looks I better step up to the plate though

XD decided to step into SLS after waiting for entry for a week thinking it cant only rise, decided to jump in yesterday bc i figured im a pussy, now it dipped almost 20% XDDDD will keep holding though

Guys, I have a new 3-step "investing" strategy: 1. Collect paycheck 2. Buy MU Calls. 3. See #1