STEP

welcome to the future, everyday is another step closer to idiocracy

I'm one step above being at a Wendy's Dumpster, so maybe

War still going on. Oil production reduced for weeks to come at a minimum. Jobs data still bad, even unrevised. Private credit still rekt. *YET THE MARKETS ARE UP* This is a divergence you can use to your advantage. The market is out of step from reality

This war is getting serious, I might have to step in

My daily routine except I just skip to the last step 💪

Need to step my game up

Step 1 should've been control the shipping you fuckn retard

Step 1: start a war Step 2: short oil Step 3: Hopefully you get short squeezed

Did people forget Larry is a step away from the my pillow guy?  His guidance for last earnings was ridiculous 

Now might be a good time to short TSLA, since the Saudis are preoccupied with other stuff and can't step in to prop up above $400.

> If Iran has put out any mines in the Hormuz Strait, and **we have no reports of them doing so,** we want them removed, IMMEDIATELY! If for any reason mines were placed, and they are not removed forthwith, the Military consequences to Iran will be at a level never seen before. If, on the other hand, they remove what may have been placed, it will be a giant step in the right direction! President DONALD J. TRUMP WTF, did he just make up the entire thing?

“If they remove what may be there it may be a step in the right direction” DJT what the actual fuck

truthing “If Iran has placed any mines in the Hormuz Strait—and we have no reports that they have—they must be removed immediately! Failure to do so will bring military consequences the likes of which have never been seen. If they remove them, it will be a giant step in the right direction!” — President Donald J. Trump

Just put in a stop loss and a sell limit and step away for a bit

denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance, telling wife (goto step 1),

Damn. So all these other countries are going to step back and watch the U.S. and Israel bomb Iran off the planet? This is sick, but as long as your calls are up who cares, right? Smfh

One step forward. 10 steps back.

When you get a job on Wall Street, the first step is simply turning off your brain

Clearly the next step will be to stop discussing our continued engagement in Iran and switch focus to the “liberation” of Cuba, where fewer Americans will die.

Step 1. Get dum ber to short at the 200ema thinking it’s going to 5k Step 2. TACOTIME

Step 1: Get inflation numbers, they’re bad Step 2: start a war with a country no one really cares about Step 3: market crashes because of the war and the inflation Step 4: Fix just the war part by tweeting that it’s over Step 5: Market has a reason to rally, and gaps up higher than it was before the inflation data came in

I got hired by catholic church. What’s the next step?

Step 1: Short data center stocks Step 2: emp Step 3: profit

You’re goddamn right they’re paper tigers. The last step before triumphantly crossing over the finish line is to send your sorry ass to retrieve those enriched uranium and then the World is peaceful again ever after.

Thats a step backward in their policy. somebody taco'd here, and it was not Taco

Iran just announced they will only use missiles with more than 1 ton explosive load only as their next step of escalation. Might be a gnarly night

Step 1: short data center stocks Step 2: electromagnetic pulse Step 3: profit

Getting tied up, whipped, and edged by this market. Next step is the strapon.

I wish you would step off from that ledge my friend, you could cut ties with all the calls you been buying in and if you would not want to see me again, i would understaaaand

Step 1- get a brain Step 2 - watch Hegseths interview last night and use your brain.

China will step in at some point to tell Iran to lay off. They don't really care about Iran compared to the Gulf countries they get oil from.

This isn’t the next step in a regional destabilization effort that’s been ongoing since at least the 60s that we used to have to hide but now just do openly under comically false pretenses.

UUUU gonna need to step it up to replace all these weapons rare earths being used.

The first step is admitting

Step 1: print money Step 2: spending extravaganza

Step 2: Cover yourself in Oil

“Hey I know we killed like, pretty much your entire family, but can you step down as leader so we can choose someone who likes us?”

Last week was a bull trap. This week is the real dip and response. Why? Strait of Hormuz. Every day it stays closed is one step closer to a recession and massive inflation due to gas/energy/oil costs. Additionally, there will be no more rate cuts from the Fed as long as it's closed. If it stays closed for more than one more week, a global recession is very likely.

If 🥭 says step up bombing, there is no chance oil will magically drop on Monday. No longs would want to stand in front of a train

yea taking a step back can be very helpful

dude looks like shit, wondering if he makes it through the year or has to step down.

USO holders are puss puss. step up to UCO

Rubio needs to step aside and put Pitbull in charge of Cuba

The higher it goes the more likely others step in to open it.

🥭 s next step is whatever the most asinine, self destructive (for the US, not him personally), short term thinking thing is you can imagine that will reduce the price of gas in the US. And I mean _aside_ from the already asinine moves begging Russia to sell more oil.

step SPY what are you doing??

GOOGL: … Me: … 😀 GOOGL: “First, take a big step back and literally FUCK YOUR OWN FACE!!” Me: … 🥹

Step 1: Cancel all the alternative energy projects, promote oil. Step 2: Yell "DRILL BABY DRILL" a lot. Put up tarriffs. Demand a rate cut. Step 3: War that spikes price of oil. Are you guys seeing this shit?

Does LNG move in step with crude?

If you don’t have to worry about pro rata just do a backdoor Roth contribution one extra step and you avoid any recharacterization bullshit