SPY

Will sell my spy puts at open and load up on AMD weekly puts!

Why spy is dumping 1%+?! Any news?!

Oh, I didn’t think SPY would beat expected earnings.

Meh, this is nothing, ill DCA when spy drops at least 10pcnt👍

Bought 1 0DTE Spy 672 Put for $15 yesterday. Am I going to be rich?

I sold my spy puts at a loss yesterday. Would be up $30k today

I swear the market is against me. Been a bear for the longest, lost so much money. Finally bought calls yesterday. And spy is down 1% today. Howww??!?

NVDA is going to discover poop enhances chip speeds by 100x at 9:29 and SPY will open at 700

Spy is down because it has a gap to fill…

I feel like a doof even asking but what skied SPY at 8? Whatever it was clearly didn't hold up, lol

So spy is down because crypto is?

Loading up spy call leaps

well at least spy filled that gap

OpenAI announces partnership with my SPY puts

I bought gold calls to hedge my spy calls and gold seems to mimic spy now. Also I think it's funny I can buy gold and spy calls and kill a 3 month perfect run up. This is all a simulation against me

*SPY down .5%* "Oh no here comes the crash!" *SPY rallies past $694.20 by next Wednesday*

All this down is only 1% guys and gals. SPY 673 is trying to tell you it wants to be support. But it depends on how much sell hits at open.

I've been waiting for this moment for a week! SPY finally in the 670s. Let's go lower baby.

!banner SPY -25% 1 month

Deep throat isn't a spy name It's a job description for the coming times

Lol dude...look at the monthly chart on SPY and QQQ SPY has been green for 6 straight months QQQ has been green for 7 straight months if you've lost money during these 6-7 months, that's on you Maybe don't play short dated options? Because heaven forbid there is a dip at all during 6 to 7 months of straight green You seriously expect not only every month to be green but every day of the last 6-7 months to be green?

I really need SPY to drop 50% for a chance at retiring in 40 years. Thats if were still around.

Remember: nothing ever really happens. so the play today is probably to yolo in 0DTE spy calls to make up all your losses.

(SPY wearing Silence of the Lambs Buffalo Bill costume) “Would you short me? I’d short me so hard.”

Spy down as fuck, full porting 0dte calls at open like a baws

I think Algos are just as regarded as you guys and don’t know how to differentiate GLD from SPY and Corn

wtf is going on? Just woke up with a -1% on spy lol

Bers will see slight red and start preaching for the end times. I will be holding my meta nvda msft and spy longs

can we have a SPY without tesla and palantir por favor

Should I buy spy calls with my last 1000

Held spy puts overnight. Nice way to wake up.

SPY green by close

Dip for ants. Wake me up when SPY price starts with 5 again.

Why is spy drilling

*SPY +1%’s 3 days in a row* “Moon!! 🚀💎 GOING TO SPY 1000000!!” *SPY -1%s not even back to where it was a week ago* “Sell everything it’s fucking over” 🤡

My bad. I just bought 651 spy 90dte call and 140c hood call yesterday. I guess that is why the market tank

!banbet spy -5% 5d

I bought spy calls literally yesterday ffs

Michael Burry just decides when the market goes down huh SPY YOU BITCH WHY WOULDNT YOU DO THIS SHIT FOR ME WHEN I HAVE PUTS

I need to talk to the CEO of SPY. Stonks aren’t supposed to go down.

SPY really gonna hit that -1.5%

Full port SPY call 0dte at open

Closed 30 Spy puts at a loss yesterday

BREAKING: OpenAI announces partnership with frothy market valuations. SPY flips +1% as a result

Can spy just tank another $5+ at open?

SPY should reverse-split to keep the poors away

SPY is just pre-greening

If SPY drops another couple % it’ll almost be as Gay as Mods

Is it possible for OpenAI to make a deal with SPY

#Did SPY CEO say the n word LMAO