SHOT

Ok, who shot Google? And why?

Just drank a shot of bourbon for the brothers we lost in the fake meat implosion of 2025. You're always in thoughts, fellas 🥹

I AM GOO... oh, fuck fuck fuck who shot my GOOGL :(

50/50 shot and you call manipulation when you pick wrong smh

Could go to $0 or could go to infinity. 50/50 shot

They took Santa out to the back n shot him

What going on? Did another gorilla get shot in it's enclosure?

No shot rddt isn't going to bet 240 today 

Mu has shot up from 65-->244 since April. Absolute powerhouse that I never see anyone mention here

meh, ai video already exist. Take a screen shot and you can prompt her to do what ever you want. There is always a open source tech option whenever you want to spend money on pointless thing.

ahh give it another shot i guess. thanks

JUST IN: SANTA SLEIGH SHOT DOWN BY US FORCE SHORTLY AFTER BEING DENIED ENTRY TO THE U.S. 🥭 ADMINISTRATION STATED IT FLEW FROM VENEZUELA AND IT IS BELIEVED TO HAVE BEEN SMUGGLING FENTANYL TO AMERICAN KIDS

By God, Hamilton, I think you’re onto something. Now take your shot!

Bitcoin is weak and a disappointment to the family, it should be cast aside and shot in the head

I'm embarassed to call myself an earthian 3i Atlas just eyeballed our sun now going to holler at jupiter and we didn't put one shot in the air

Like how the fuck the guy he went to epstein island with get shot in the chest ( no gun found ) and hung from a extention cord then its called a "suicide" without even being questioned. Clintons are some evil mfs frfr

I was thinking that! Last time I shot my pants I shrek cocked all over the place!!!

Ive never got the flu shot and only got the flu one time in the past ten years.

Market barely moved on PCE Data today. We a shot at fresh 0DTE’s when data released. Perfect straddle set up. Crooks!!

Did charlie kirk really get shot in the neck

No shot a .5% gain is the extent of a December Santa Claus rally. This has been a little bit of a snoozefest so far but I’m still hopeful!

Spy might get included on the S&P 500, but it's a long shot

AMZN just gets taken out the back and shot to death everyday

Zero shot rddt gets added to the sp500 today. Y’all are delusional if you think there’s even a 1% chance

PSKY Jan 27 calls might be worth a shot here

Who shot HOOD?

No shot

MMs shot down Santa during his test flight.

No shot

One year ago today someone with distinctly different eyebrows than Luigi Mangione shot the CEO of United Healthcare

NVDA +15% tmrw? That way my calls aren’t shot :)

I enter spy calls, it goes down. I enter spy puts it goes up. I swipe up on girls story I get shot down. I go down on girl she tells me to come back up. Make it make sense

oklo shot in the backyard

OKLO shot in the face

Went long on NVO cuz maybe the fat shot becomes a fat pill too. Amycretin.

SOFI was a long shot for S&P 500 inclusion tomorrow afternoon.

No shot

Nice shot! What a save!

I think if we touch 682.75 were gonna keep sinking, however if we hold 683 for half an hour were probably gonna see another. 1 shot up

I hear his sleigh was shot down by Pete hegseth

Young Thetagang was in health class one day when the teacher was reviewing new anatomy terms. "Can anyone use rectum in a sentence to demonstrate its meaning?" She asked. Thetagang's hand shot straight up. Knowing his antics she pretended not to see him and picked 🐂 instead. "How about menstruate?" He waved his hand enthusiastically and again she ignored him, picking 🐻. Finally she got to urinate and Thetagang was frantically waving his hand, practically about to fall out of his chair. She rolled her eyes and figured how bad could this word be and said go ahead. He cleared his throat and proudly said: >Miss, urinate. But if you're tits were bigger you'd be a 10 😁👍!

I picked Netflix yesterday for todays jump they just shot me

They don't really have a minimum wage - their compensation is generally 80-90% paid to them in 1 shot each year based on their performance. They accept living conditions thay Canadians wouldn't stand for, and are swarming the IT/tech sectors, replacing most Canadians in the same positions, only hiring other people from India, and driving wages down. It's worse than offshoring, since they now live here permanently, in many cases.

Woah WTF META shot up 4% in pre-market Why didn't I hold onto my shares 😭

Getting shot is part of the charm. Just imbrace the whole experience

I’d like to visit the US, can anyone recommend a state where we I won’t get shot?

News reports afghan immigrants are on ice's menu now. Dont matter when they arrived, theyll still send em back. All cuz one afghan shot somene

honestly not even a terrible diet, better than most by a long shot

I'm watching this 2024 French version of *The Count of Monte Cristo,* and while it's beautifully shot, they basically just did what they wanted with the story and took out all the complexity of the characters and their motivations and any lessons. It's like a dumb hot person that has no personality.

I literally bought back my CC on ONDS at the bottom today and then it shot up 10%. Couldn't have made a better trade