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Breaking News: Santa has been shot and V is trying to resuscitate him. More at 7

Santa has just been shot down while flying over Russia.

Nah another shot of whiskey by, i've had lots of dogs.

You friggin sickos…hospitals are full and crying uncle in my area. Anyway, hope you feel better. I had it too. Flu-A bad here and flu shot not working this year. (puts on pharma…and UNH)

Was pleasantly surprised to know that the sexy villain with that super sexy walk in the avatar 3 is oona Chaplin..they actually shot avatar 3 with 2. So the shooting actually happened from 2017-2020. She was in GoT 2012-13 so I wondered if James Cameron saw her there and sure enough my suspicions were confirmed. He did spot her there

FFAI worth a shot?

Christmas day my rookie year our owner took us to his like personal weapons range. I'd never even shot paintball before. dude had like grenade launchers and all that shit. opened my eyes for real. guns rule.

My ports been up 15% one week down 15% the next since Cocktober, but I know as soon as I take profit I’ll get shot in the face

Bruh wait. Have you been on a date with her? Know her properly etc or trying to shoot your shot. Keep updated.

PSKY Paramount trying to curry favor with 🥭, maybe still take another shot at WBD? >A CBS News spokesperson told Puck News that the episode “needed additional reporting.” A “well-placed” source, however, told Puck’s Dylan Byers: “It did not need additional reporting. It went through every layer of fact-checking and was reviewed by all the lawyers.” Byers reported that the episode was ready to go until it was seen by CBS News chief Bari Weiss, who decided to hold it. >The episode will likely be held pending comment or an interview with White House officials next year, according to Semafor. https://www.thedailybeast.com/60-minutes-suddenly-drops-segment-on-major-trump-controversy/

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Literally could get shot in the head and still Will continue to do the same thing over and over again

Jake Paul got clapped. Looking like 🥴 after that shot landed

Hell no bro, attending middle school is how you end up getting shot

Shot hoops underhanded 

What if the Santa Claus was on his way for the rally, but was mistaken for another chinese spy balloon, and got shot down by an F-22 fighter jet.

Anyone have any going theories on what happened with INFY? It random shot up from $19 to $30, and then promptly got smacked back down to $20. It caused some chaos in our trackers but I'm wondering if it's going to continue to run this trading week. Insiders buying or just bad bid/asks coming through?

Shoot your shot

It'll melt. Sanitary napkin will do the trick ( Think fake shot and earwear for morons)....

Can’t wait for the movie to start, Bond walks out and does his gun shot to camera only for it to immediately cut to a commercial for Love Island

Yeah this is accurate. I went with the leverage plays this round because I chose the shot gun approach. I don't know what direction the market is going to move in. So I got several cheap contracts to watch. I'll put more money on the winning side when the direction is more clearly established.

 Can’t wait til it gets good enough to where anyone can make their own movies and we don’t need Hollywood. Want a movie set in Antarctica? No need to shoot on location, no fancy sound stages or anything necessary. It’s the democratization of creativity. Young filmmakers will have a shot without having to get lucky or having thousands of dollars of equipment or needing approval from some shitass executive 

I used to like videogames, movies, and tv and whatever. Now I just fucking do nothing in the weekend. Fuck I heard super Mario galaxy 2 got remade. Maybe it’s worth a shot

Just said on NFLX that Anthony Joshua looking to land “the money shot” 😏

#money shot 💦

I shot the VIX but I did not shoot the DOW.

So, according to Elon Musk today's post on X, Space X has a shot to be worth $100 trillion.....if that's the case, then companies like $RKLB, $LUNR $FLY will be worth at least 1% of Space X, so $1 trillion

Bond yields didnt go down at all today, but instead shot up. Today is a trap

lol no shot of dipping below here

Guess I’m going to take a loss on these VIX calls for next Wednesday. No shot I’m holding through the weekend, I’ll need spy down 1.25% at open on Monday just to break even.

Bro shooting his shot only to the ground

God that dude is a fucking moron lol. The shooter was the same as the brown shooter. He graduated from brown and was in uni with the guy he shot when he lived in portugal.

What do you mean V. It literally shot up 5.5% since yesterday

My dongus is strongest My pp is not sleepy My pickle is not fickle I am a goon soldier And this is my prayer To the hentai gods  Give me an anime waifu To clean up the tissues  When I’ve shot all my wads Amen In nomini Riley Et spiritus spanky 

Fusion! And that MIT Fusion guy just got shot… coincidence???

Went to a job interview today at 9am saw the futures this morning and got excited, by the time the interview ended we were up 1.5% on spx thought damn missed my shot oh well no doubt it's gna fall down again so I brought a put and lost 😂 oh well let's go again tomorrow who knows maybe I'll be lucky and lose it all so I have to face my gambling addiction

You can buy leaps that are deep itm so they behave a bit like a 3x leveraged etf. Anything shot term though... yeah no. Unless you can sniff out a relatively obvious pump like with micron today. But something this obvious only comes around a few times a month.

no shot bears will be able to afford 3d imax avatar tickets for this weekend.

I knew I should have bailed on NFLX calls for a small loss when it shot up to 2.8% yesterday... sigh The fuck. I guess hold till march and pray

I sold my calls. That’s why it has shot up. You’re welcome.

Yeah sold some puts at a massive gain this morning then it shot up

Best news all day is that none of you cucks won the Powerball. I still have a shot at 1.5 billion

Yeah way less than that by a fucking long shot 

Take a shot every time Trump says a LIE

take a shot everytime he says greatest

take a shot every time mango says dem hoax

Buying calls with a few months on them on target and a few other retailers hurt by 🥭 tariffs . When those shits get shot down them stonks will go up biggly

Livestream is only a Goodyear Blimp shot of the White House

Santa got shot out of the sky 🧑‍🦼‍➡️

So tlry gonna moon shot here right?