SHOT

But if me and the boys are gonna chill on a yacht one day someone’s got to be able to afford it, and I’m the best one with a shot at it.

Cant wait for that grey scale 4x leverage $XLE… real shot of meth to the cock

I just DM"d him to see if going with tea (with jam toast) instead of coffee was ok and the guy shot me down. 😎🤣

The politicians who fuc kids told you the shot is fine😂😂😂😂

\*911: HIMS has been shot dead 😦

Morning, gentleman retards. I shot a hog last night in my backyard at around midnight. I’m choosing to take it as an omen to buy puts.

RDDT moon shot this week frfr

MU shot themselves in the foot by exiting retail, they lost a lot of goodwill. Hope Samsung drives them out of existence.

I have to go get reamed at the BMV today. I'd rather get shot and fucking die

I genuinely think I could have a small taste of heroine and be fine No shot it’s that good

You really think that was a warning shot?

u/31andnotdone normally likes to fuck up so like mods and guys with flairs but idk shoot your shot maybe she’ll send u somethin

No it's called a long shot bet

Hasn't it already shot up by another 5+ percent today?

Put on my skates and thought I’d practice my shot at the local outdoor rink but chinese agents there stopped me and told me they canceled hockey!

Nah, someone else would have shot you

Thank God I'm not from the USA cause I would have probably shot myself already

Dude I was up 1.2k with my MU calls but my dumbass pressed duplicate order so I had 12k worth of MU calls and then I rode it down to negative and finally sold at 900 but then it shot up. Then I bought sandisk calls and now I’m down again. I’m fucking retarded

Tech trying to walk up the beach with one leg shot off

META MOON SHOT

I know it's a shot stock but, I had to have a nibble at OPEN weeklies 30x weekly $5C @ 15 cents each

No shot

NVDA hovered around $183-184 in premarket and then just shot up like a rocket. If I had calls it would have dumped. How do they know?

No he was brought behind the barn and shot

Maybe you'd have a better shot with your wife's boyfriend you ape

Salesforce x Mr. Beast we are shot out

Bring down the Cuban regime without a single shot fired, Mango is a miracle worker

Open AI: YOU CAN BUILD THINGS. Holy shot

Bout to make truffles with everclear. Trying to get it up to around as boozy as one shot of vodka per truffle. Maybe I’ll be able to start a small business with that to fund my retardation.

Super bowl drinking challenges: 1 shot for every ai slop ad played tonight 1 shot for every time a prediction market is mentioned

Drunk and hangover (get buttermilk or hangover shot in est Manhattan) buddies goto sleep. Monday will define you.

Flu shot was invented like 80 years ago and we still have the flu so😂😂😂😂

Long shot... Anybody here works in pharma and is hiring? I need a job 😭

You mind of missed your shot the past 3 days.

Lol HIMS shot themselves in the foot. Icarus flying too close to the sun.

Shot

shot?

You think I have a shot with Erika Kirk?

I can tell you right now that you are both incorrect, and our definitions of a lot of money are most likely substantially different. Unless you are going to take a shot at a high beta stock selling Amazon on their selloff is almost nonsensical.

If smx doesn't shot up next week my debt will decline me as a human and probably I won't be walking this earth soon

Robinhood sold my calls at 0.88 and 5 minutes later they shot up to $2.30 smh. Bought them at .40 but it still hurts

Legendary end of day pump. Bears gaped, violated and shot out back. Only refuge was rddt

Imagine we shot to 695 in the next 20 min

We had our shot at liquidating saylor. Would have been funny af

Damn my Wednesday 6970 calls might actually have a shot. They’ve been down -$40k all week.

I made 450 on qqq puts sold went back in and as soon as i went back in it shot up lik 3 dollars in lik 50 seconds i swear someone is watching my trades

MU got shot

Lesson learned lol. Not gonna use leverage again. I was up 70% over the month and shot down to -7% over the month and Only 10% of my port was leverage. Crazy