SHOT

Who shot Jensen?

This market is like a zombie that keeps getting shot anywhere but its head

I hate the guy but even I think that was a low shot.

Gold shot up AH. Same yesterday. WHo's buying only AH?

YOU ONLY GET ONE SHOT

Man, Martin Shkreli is getting fucked so hard on his Quantum-Shorts.. Someone probably shook the dick up and shot the sperm all over his Quantum-shorts.. But because it´s Quantum, it both happened and didnt happened at the same time. So, the dick both shot the sperm out and also didn´t simultaneously, in the Quantum-Multi-verse.. So, this means, did Shkreli really got fucked, or no? ..🤔.. It´s really interesting to ponder..

Imagine it plunges past the morning low. No shot, but would be funny

gotta love a good $HOND moon shot

OKLO giving bulls another shot to jump ship before the inevitable dump. Generous af tbh

This is all because that dumbass mom wasn’t watching her kid who fell into Harambe’s enclosure causing Harambe to get shot. We must now pay the price

In a sea of RED we have AMD swinging a GREEN dildo. Take a screen shot fuckas....THIS IS FUCKING HISTORY.

I shot half my dip yesterday,

PATH doing more AH than it did all during the day. Any ideas why it random shot up?

Stop announcing to buy a stock AFTER the fact it shot up. What u gonna make 5 dollars and then go into negatives?

Donald shooting his shot "i can call you beautiful right, you dont mind" xD

No shot that gay dude with the hundreds of thousands of dollars in crazy OTM puts sold anything on Friday’s dump, right?

That was weird my spy calls shot up to $800 and then dropped to $130 in like 10 seconds

you don't need rare earth metals if you got your covid shot. already magnetic. get fucked

My flu shot bandage has a Wonder Woman cartoon in it

You are fucking shot if 100% isn’t already the bull run lmao.

I went hunting today, didn’t shoot jack shit. I’ve spent 15k on hunting gear and guns this year, and I haven’t shot a single animal. Think of that the next time you feel retarded for one of your bets.

20 shot & 4 dead during a homecoming celebration. My high school football team sucked too, but not that bad.

Imagine getting a second shot at aprils pull back and not pulling the trigger lol

Shot my shot after hours. I'm betting DT begs Xi on the phone in the morning and brags he negotiated a trade peace. DIS HOOD AMD. I was feeling ballsy.

Or better yet buy back in to the dip. The last dip it shot back up instantly.

We were at all time highs though!!! I know my ass woulda insta sold as soon as a green candle came intraday. No shot i would've held all the way til close. So I do feel a little better.

Does Rutgers have a good shot at defeating Washington? Easy 3x if they pull it off.

Lol, SPY is now basically flat over 30 days. It's a long shot, but with a good power hour, we have a shot at being flat YTD.

What the fuck is wrong with me. I had the right play but toilet paper handed that shot. I belong here

Dude, wtf just happened? VIX was falling and then shot straight tf up. Whoever is buying puts today is making a killing

holy shot what happed

wtf I bought BBAI calls at close yesterday when Robinhood said 'there are no other buyers, retard' Sold them for a small profit at open and then it went 15x, fuck me in the ass, I have done that 2 Fridays in a row, last week Snap. Pick the perfect moon shot then paperhand🤮

Posted about HOND in here last night and the comment got hundreds of views but zero traction. Cant wait to hear people saying “why wasn’t anyone mentioning HOND before it shot up to $30/share”

Shoot your shot, 🫅

Ok, so I’m an idiot and let my spy puts go early today. Tried to time the V and took a hair cut on 674 calls expiring tomorrow…rolled those basically even to 679 expiring tuesday. If this pump holds till open i should be in a nice spot to roll again. I have more cash to deploy…wwyd? I genuine think today was a sweep and we’ll tickle 675 tomorrow and blast that shit next week with earnings but 679 is a hell of a long shot by tuesday. I gotta move…but where?

SHOT

APLD damn that’s a moon shot

Bers seen shot in the head behind a Wendy's (pray for them)

My beloved ONDS looks like it was shot from the sky

Take a shot every time SPY passes 669.69

SPY MY BABY WHO SHOT YOU?? WHY ARE YOU BLEEDING?? DID THAT MEAN MAN JPOW DO THIS TO YOU?

BULL wants another shot at 20

Oooh. T1 Energy shot up to 3.30 overnight. What’s cooking?

The volume on BULL yesterday of 165 million is so crazy. The most it’s ever had by a long shot. Ima load up on calls.

ok I see: \> China tightens rare earth export controls This is not going to be good tmr, bears you may have shot.

Instantly after eating the last dollar I had through the Stop loss,the gold started falling.I don't even have a few buck for a fentanyl shot

Tempest AI shot up today, figma up 40%,amd up 43% this mkt is nuts

BREAKING: They caught the guy who shot the priest with a pepper ball. [link](https://i.imgur.com/HD4oxjK.png)

NVO and UNH are the HC stocks I want to add for my portfolio but as regular holdings. SHOT will get a hail Mary out of principle that it would be amazing in life.

SNAP, SHOT, BMY, NVO, FUBO leap hail Mary's added this week