SHOT

Missed your one shot a being green 😀

The largest grizzly bear ever recorded was shot by a little girl with a .22 to the heart

In my area it's the worst flu season since Covid, everyones gettin it and bad, apparently it's a strain not in the flu shot either so everyone gettin fucked the same

Taking a long shot on MSFT here at the 200 SMA

So you wanna be a balla shot calla

He was shot down over Venezuela

BERS WILL BE SHOT ON SIGHT

Either you need a shot or buy bunch of calls.

How did they go in the end? Hope you profited off that before TSLA got shot in the neck

Rideshare Driver Found Shot in Head inside a car in the Bronx, Marking NYC’s First Homicide of 2026

4 double shot espressos in today playing with my new machine. I am going to be such a good barista one day

Not counting out bitcoin just yet but i think first all other assets need to look unattractive before everyone starts giving bitcoin a shot again. Then it could squeeze up a lot driven by fomo into the only asset that's actually growing. Though 2026 is looking like it has plenty of other plays with high growth potential so i doubt bitcoin will do well at all.

If gold shot up in a year of epic tech growth i don't want to know what it will do in a year of middling to negative tech growth. Especially if the dollar continues to look like it will weaken.

sober enough that i'm refreshing wsb every minute and able to respond to this message in under 1 minute. time for another shot I guess

No shot we going up 1% Friday trust.

I had a spx put in my watchlist that went as low as 200 and in less than hour shot up to 3 fuckin thousand. Thought to myself imagine if I had 10 of those. This shit is why I’ll always keep losing monies like a fuckin professional.

QQQ shot dead at NYSE

NKE shot thru 64 so easily lol. 65 EOD?!

If you got shot four times you should probably go to the hospital.

third time this year SPY has tried going past 685, but gets shot down

absolutely no shot this doesnt pump like a mf at some point today

Santa shot down on orders from Mango *"There's only room for one old white handsome beautiful iconic idolized man in this world, and yes that'd be me."*

Look. If you had one shot, one opportunity. To end the year green...one moment... Would you capture it? Or just let it slip?

Looks like you need your TDS booster shot

Oh fuck it’s over, they shot SPY

Here comes the bear kill shot

Same here dude. Was just about to hit that resistance point and I was gonna buy, and it just shot up out of no where

RIVN found shot dead out back

TSLA just got shot in the neck 😂📉

Located in Eric Trumps basement, it’s got Golem from LOTR in a cage screeching about his precious and the midget from Game of Thrones who drinks & knows things. Tuesdays is boomers night, when your AARP card gets you two for one drinks with a Metamucil sidecar shot. The password is Fox News.

https://preview.redd.it/yv6h49nvncag1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8131dd954dabf6e8ef11883b2a9d3e48d261a837 Breaking news, Santa’s sleigh was shot down while flying over Ukraine. No Santa rally this year kids.

what if... Y2K bug actually appears on this NYE and causes an insta limitdown to 0 on everything. puts go to infinity. worth a shot hey

wait the one that got shot

I made it but my chopper was shot down during take off (after 12 yrs dating we engaged & I caught her cheating). 36, 5’ 9”, fit & muscular in ‘25 = never saw the rpg comin’ when it ripped the tail section off the Huey. Thought I might survive until the Viet Cong moved in. (Went to court to get my 8k ring back. Lost 29k due to lawyer fees over 2.5 yrs). I never stood a chance🫡

Lol. They can't. They have no power over it. The people who do shot their wad today.

why not just walk away from everything and start new? Just get up and disappear man...you're allowed to...i mean, it's at least worth a shot!

> ✅️ DUMP SLV > ✅️ BUY PHYSICAL SILVER ON DISCOUNT > ✅️ PUMP SLV (tonight) > ✅️ SELL PHYSICAL SILVER TO CHINA AND CAPTURE ARBITRAGE Take your shot boys. Im max port.

SLV IV just shot up like crazy They also added $90c for this week

I think the Russians shot him down. Probably thought he was a commercial airliner.

No shot

Kill shot coming

Just shot the ceo a text. Awaiting reply

China would just lay siege by blocking all ports. Not a single shot fired unless someone intervenes. Taiwan is an island. They run out of food in like a month.

No surprise. It was like 2 weeks ago. Just a shot in the dark, I know

If you have puts… this is what you wanted…trust me. Wait for the open. That’s our best shot.

I’m realizing losses on some longer dated options that expire in Januar and have no shot at becoming significantly profitable.

You know what, life is so damn short. We’re all gonna be dust eventually. Might as well take the shot, learn the lesson and keep moving.

Baltimore too little too late? Packers still a better shot to make the playoffs even with a loss

We all want to make easy money. When we give it a shot some people do make and most importantly keep and grow that money, but most people just burn their capital base from making these high risk moves. The point is, you shot your shot and it didn’t work out. There now needs to be a clear line in the sand, a full stop on these old unsuccessful ways, and a total shift in strategy. That is both your punishment and reward. You must punish yourself now, but your reward will then come in the future through a more patient, less risky strategy. You need to bury forever the idea of hitting on that quick gain porn, that drives addicts deeper and deeper into chasing a life ruining dream.

At my girlfriend's parents' house for the first time and she jumped my bones loudly and multi-orgasmically. They are hardcore bible-thumpers. I'm going to be shot today.