SHOT

I remember people legit filled out ballots for “Deez Nutz” man needs another shot at

"Sure the guy next to me was shot, but I have a really bad cold and I got here first!"

one shot at life and we're here

Tried to screen shot mine so you can see how pretty the cracks are....like a fine spider web

In hindsight, maybe we should have given Jeb! a fair shot in 2016. There’s absolutely no way he would have been invited to any parties, let alone parties on a private island.

I'm honestly surprised that it's not up much more. Yes GDP is shot, but this tariff reversal is huge for ongoing trade. The cost of doing business just went down theoretically.

Was MSFT shot in a leg or smth?

I would've thought AMZN would've shot up 5% on the tariff news

>we rip starting next week, as it’s a buy anything moment. I’m feeling it. Up to the 90’s, and the best shot at breaking 700.

I'm surprised the regards haven't shot this up to $695 yet after ignoring all bad news and hyperfixating on tariffs being cancelled.

What tf just happened to the Russel my contracts just shot up 1000% in a minute

WHAT SPY JUST SHOT UP

Expecting green after tariffs get shot down in court

I use 12 ga slugs for bald eagles, not steel shot. 

Lead shot. Get it right. But you’re required by federal law to use steel shot for waterfowl so I don’t buy it

it wont be outta nowhere it will have been extremely obvious, that the tariffs are ruled illegal by the supreme court. you all spent 6+ months talking about nothing but tariffs and now approximately nobody seems to care they might all get shot down tomorrow, behaviorally very notable and odd tbh.

ENB shot up to 52 bucks briefly after hours and I thought we bombed I ran. Jokes on me, 8 shares were bought lmao

My vix calls just shot up 50% in the last 5 minutes lol

viagra shot right into Shrek's thickest cock vein

Grabbed a QQQ call at 3:59pm expiring tomorrow Feel like I chucked a half court shot hoping to win the game lmao 😂

Since the first climb up to 700 this is the first time we didn’t hit a 675 low and moon shot straight back up to 700. I don’t usually care for charts but it might be joever for real. If we break down past 675 then it’s time to move to India

Put a limit order for NVDA calls & it shot up before hitting my price. Same with ASTS Probably should try Google next since I already have its calls.....

Alright then hot shot... Let’s Cum.

I need $MU to cure cancer if i want any shot of a recovery today

shouldn't have shot the gorrila

what a world we live in They shouldn't have shot that gorilla didn't they

You think WMT will dump market? No shot.

You need a rabies shot dogg

Getting sent to iran would be a suicide mission: get sent in a boat? Get hit by hypersonics. Go on foot?? Good luck youre gonna end up in fpv drone uncut war footage video. Get sent in a plane?? Get shot down by sam.

Private equity already sucked all the value out or SpaceX, Rocket Lab is good but already expensive, $Lunr has a market cap of $3B and a real shot at 10x or more

You think if I eat this entire cholesterol prescription in one shot I can get it to hit zero?

I don’t believe you because Syphilis treatment is just a shot of penicillin so why would you be picking that up

This is South America big boy you can do whatever you want but yeah not a vaccine they give you meds. The person working there just takes u in the back room and gives you a shot lol

You went to the pharmacy and got a shot because you were sick? I didn't know they did that. Just flu shots 

My housekeeper got me sick. Should have sent her home that’s my fault. Ordered a tuna steak with mix salad and rice. It was delicious. Came with dessert and juice drink for $12 Went to pharmacy and got a shot of three meds plus b12 for $4 This has been an official cashflow update

Not too bad. You've got a shot.

How many times has it pumped to oblivion before though lmao, 50/50 shot

Oh mb yeah 2 days, Bro you have a shot. No chance this donkey doesn’t butcher the call

Had calls at the beginning of the week, sold them yesterday for a loss and bought puts. I singlehandedly stopped the market crash because everything shot up after I bought puts. Today, I sold my puts for a loss and bought calls, and now things are going down again. Sorry y’all the universe does the opposite of what I do.

If we go green to red we should get at least 1 foul shot

No shot lol

yeah its a long shot, thanks

MSFT needing market wide pump just to have a shot at staying green is pathetic

Bounce at 680, if it even sniffs below that, another bounce at 675, anything below that is almost a straight shot to 650 so expect a bounce and rally again like what happened today.

No shot but it would be nice

Scalp a little cash today and usually I’m as good at picking the direction as Kurt cobain was at cleaning his shot gun 🤷🏻‍♂️

This is like blaming Canon for child porn shot on Canon cameras. It’s Meta and X, who are explicitly allowing their AI to produce the images.

I'm investing in my future by buying long-shot ODEs between snorting lines of cocaine off of this toilet seat

Every time I make a few pennies, I have a shot at eating something on the dollar menu

Extraordinarily fake pump. Stoichastics instantly shot up to overbought and have stayed there way too long on the short timeframe on absolutely no volume. Literally just a last ditch, desperation attempt to short squeeze again by rigging the market and turning off sells LOL