SHOT

what if... Y2K bug actually appears on this NYE and causes an insta limitdown to 0 on everything. puts go to infinity. worth a shot hey

wait the one that got shot

I made it but my chopper was shot down during take off (after 12 yrs dating we engaged & I caught her cheating). 36, 5’ 9”, fit & muscular in ‘25 = never saw the rpg comin’ when it ripped the tail section off the Huey. Thought I might survive until the Viet Cong moved in. (Went to court to get my 8k ring back. Lost 29k due to lawyer fees over 2.5 yrs). I never stood a chance🫡

Lol. They can't. They have no power over it. The people who do shot their wad today.

why not just walk away from everything and start new? Just get up and disappear man...you're allowed to...i mean, it's at least worth a shot!

> ✅️ DUMP SLV > ✅️ BUY PHYSICAL SILVER ON DISCOUNT > ✅️ PUMP SLV (tonight) > ✅️ SELL PHYSICAL SILVER TO CHINA AND CAPTURE ARBITRAGE Take your shot boys. Im max port.

SLV IV just shot up like crazy They also added $90c for this week

I think the Russians shot him down. Probably thought he was a commercial airliner.

No shot

Kill shot coming

Just shot the ceo a text. Awaiting reply

China would just lay siege by blocking all ports. Not a single shot fired unless someone intervenes. Taiwan is an island. They run out of food in like a month.

No surprise. It was like 2 weeks ago. Just a shot in the dark, I know

If you have puts… this is what you wanted…trust me. Wait for the open. That’s our best shot.

I’m realizing losses on some longer dated options that expire in Januar and have no shot at becoming significantly profitable.

You know what, life is so damn short. We’re all gonna be dust eventually. Might as well take the shot, learn the lesson and keep moving.

Baltimore too little too late? Packers still a better shot to make the playoffs even with a loss

We all want to make easy money. When we give it a shot some people do make and most importantly keep and grow that money, but most people just burn their capital base from making these high risk moves. The point is, you shot your shot and it didn’t work out. There now needs to be a clear line in the sand, a full stop on these old unsuccessful ways, and a total shift in strategy. That is both your punishment and reward. You must punish yourself now, but your reward will then come in the future through a more patient, less risky strategy. You need to bury forever the idea of hitting on that quick gain porn, that drives addicts deeper and deeper into chasing a life ruining dream.

At my girlfriend's parents' house for the first time and she jumped my bones loudly and multi-orgasmically. They are hardcore bible-thumpers. I'm going to be shot today.

OMER has a shot after that FDA approval. Especially if Novo buys them out to save that $1.9B they still have to pay them over time

I’ve got Bears (long shot) and Rams. (Will probably pay for said long shot)

Seahawks have a good shot

Fresh data in after market close and the verdict is clear. Retard ber lost and it is GG no re. November crunch was probably the best shot they had of scoring a big win against bulls on known information. But financial conditions continue 3+ years trend of loosening: https://i.imgur.com/zQzK2x2.png From today's data, excess reserves (liquidity) are steadily rising again: https://fred.stlouisfed.org/graph/fredgraph.png?g=1PdMc&height=490 Repo markets calming down: https://fred.stlouisfed.org/graph/fredgraph.png?g=1PdMg&height=490 Lending soaring: https://fred.stlouisfed.org/graph/fredgraph.png?g=1PdMA&height=490 Spreads ultra tight: https://fred.stlouisfed.org/graph/fredgraph.png?g=1PdMD&height=490 Government re-opening and spending. "Non QE" QE punching through now at $40B a month providing extra liquidity and firepower. TL;DR - SPX 7500 next year minimum is guaranteed absent a genuine black swan external shock. With what is known, recession has virtually no chance at arriving.

Hit the pin on 177 yard shot with a 7 iron and that will keep me happy for the remainder of the day.

Santa was shot down by NORAD

I’ve seen it before they shot him after he cried

🚨Breaking news 🗞️ 🚨 Reports coming out of CENTCOM indicate that 🎅🏻 and his 🦌 were shot down by Venezuelan AA over Caracas ! Poots on Maduro Calls on $OIL SPY 700+ by EOY

I honestly dont care about a niche 2bit career campus chasing loser who was tragically shot for pursuing pubic debate. His story isnt interesting, nor is his family

Look. If you had..one shot.. one opportunity. To max your Roth IRA.. one moment. Would you capture it? Or just let it slip?

Bro something new and shiny already shot by....he's buying a fleet

Why do that when you can just take a shot and not eat as much. You lose weight while you breathe

Sorry kids, Santa isn't coming this year, he went missing off radar over the Caribbean around the same time Donnie and his boy Pete announced the Navy shot down a plane smuggling wildlife and a giant bag of fent.

Yeah same. No shot in hell I’m spending on new car prices purely out of principle 

BREAKING NEWS - Santa has been shot down off the coast of Venezuela. He was suspected of trafficking fentanyl.

Auntie told me you got shot It is a Christmas miracle!

My father just got a Red Ryder Carbine-action 200-shot Range Model Air Rifle (not kidding) for Christmas I honestly don't know if he cares, but I think that is the best gift ever

Should’ve gotten your annual flu shot.

BREAKING: Santa shot down with surface to air missiles over Kandahar Afghanistan. 7 reindeer confirmed dead

No shot it ends 691 lmao

Thats nice, im taking the shot to get mine off. Good luck buddy!

I guess NORAD shot down Santa this year

BREAKING: Santa shot down by air defense missiles over north Pakistan

COMMERCE DEPARTMENT OFFICIAL SAYS U.S. GAVE INTEL A SHOT AT SUCCESS BUT CHIPMAKER NOT ‘TOO STRATEGIC TO FAIL’ Literally lol.

I sat this time aside to read my current book but instead I’m shooting the shit with you dorks. Damn my attention span is shot.

Appreciate the hope lol but I’m holding Dec 26 500c weeklies bought at 3.40… so tomorrow’s half day is literally my last shot before they expire worthless on the 26th. If we rip to 500 on robotaxi hype or a Musk tweet, I’m printing. If not, I’m cooked for Christmas. Still diamond handing till 1pm ET tomorrow tho

Meta’s close was fucking crazy. I was literally right there about to buy cons at 1.77-1.79 and it shot up to 2.30 like instantly dude

Breaking News: Santa has been shot and V is trying to resuscitate him. More at 7

Santa has just been shot down while flying over Russia.

Nah another shot of whiskey by, i've had lots of dogs.

You friggin sickos…hospitals are full and crying uncle in my area. Anyway, hope you feel better. I had it too. Flu-A bad here and flu shot not working this year. (puts on pharma…and UNH)