SHOT

"Shot through the heart and AI's to blame, you give selling puts, a bad name"

this isn’t cope, but didnt we all think there was an AI bubble as soon as NVDA shot up. Short king of the shorties has to publicly tell everyone who he was shorting because he was losing money on this market lunacy.

Josh Hawley tried and then got shot down by Trump and the rest of the GOP

Wait you're saying you were tempted to buy calls AFTER it shot past $200? That's crazy.

Thinking Tesla just shot itself in the head. WTF do I know

Can I have a shot?

OPEN your legs sluts, Bears aren't done with you by a long shot

Feels like earnings this week is like a round of skeet shooting. They fly high for a few seconds on strong momentum then get shot into bits by the market

If you abandon a shot down plane it doesnt count as shot down

10% of wealthy Americans are on the fat shot?

“In lieu of SNAP benefits, all citizens will now receive 1 weekly Ozempic shot paired with 1 slice of Wonder bread.” *Sponsored by Novo Nordisk and Kroger*

market took the fat shot

Any green candle is immediately discarded, any pump is immediately shot through. This is a demolition

🥭 announcement is about lowering the fat shot price guys. He isn’t saving the market.

VIX with the moon shot

Mango talking bout lowering fat shot prices today.

Meta sling shot move now!

Somebody finally shot that fucking annoying ass bird

Needed cash for life stuff, so had to sell some stock. Of course I picked the one that shot up 10% today....

IEEPA tarrifs are getting shot down and LULU is the the best value apparel brand at a PE of 11.5

IREN puts. Massive jump yesterday already has earnings priced in. Unless they beat expectations by a long shot it’ll drop

SNAP 7.5C 11/7 volume shot up by about 2k like 3 minutes before close. That was my signal for buying one (1) call.

have generator in a backpack, just keep running all day to avoid getting shot.. you know chiraq after all

Isn’t it about bringing down the fat shot price?

I love that it shot up 13 dollars to crash 50

I’ll likely be bag-holding PINS once my put options get assigned this Friday. Shot right through what I thought was a conservative strike

Mango shot himself in the foot using tariffs against Brazil as leverage to get them not to sentence his friend

Where’s this screen shot from?

Too easy. Take a shot every time Walgreens says AI

take a shot every time IONQ ER call says quantum

Tbf it reached 250 3 months ago due to their earnings and only shot back up cuz buffet bought… the big beautiful bill still gonna do damage to healthcare

Jensen shot himself in the foot what kind of CEO says that

take a shot every time he says electric

first mamdani shot fired

NVDA just needs to close over $202 for a realistic shot at reclaiming $205-$207 by Friday close

Watch PATH. Just shot up on Microsoft news. Little god candle.

When you last shot of the day is crypto... This is showing how shit you are getting on ffs

Bought puts and then 5 min later iwm shot up by 1.50 cents lol. 50% gone in a flash. This market is wild lol

They are gonna have to transition into a massive entertainment district like fuck the casinos full send on massive entertainers the golden house of sparkling nonsense food the whole 9 still might not help but worth a shot

Palantir gettin shot to the bottom of the earth

Some lady in Mississippi yesterday shot the escaped covid/hepatitis monkey. Just blew him away. USA on top. We don't need any army for our deranged animal hordes.. we just let the citizenry fuck them up.

If Cheney is dead who shot me in the ass today?

remember, remember there's a V in November which other months don't got you can call me Hugh Glass a bear ate my whole ass but now that dirty bear's getting shot

Futures blood red again. I KNEW to inverse reddit when everyone was buying up 220c, 250c, 300c on RDDT pre earnings and 700c shot term on META. Come on, raise your hand, I know at least a few of you reading this did. Pls post the losses and get some karma from them at least.

LLY calls because 75% of ALL Americans over 20 are overweight and obese. 100% of those Americans are lazy AF and want a magic pill to help their fat asses. LLY is working on that magic pill and has the magic shot for said fat ass people. Now with LLY coming to Medicare those 75% or 260,000,000 fat people can get the magic fat pill and shot at a good rate and the government will subsidize the rest. LLY go the moon. God bless fat people for making LLY richer.

My ports bleeding out like Dick Cheney shot it in the face

Snap earnings I have bags been holding for a while no shot it goes tits up I feel like itm puts could make you rich

this statement is the equivalent of nick young shooting a three and turning around to celebrate while the shot doinks

At this price UNH sure is worth a shot 🔫

Today shot me from -71% to -68% When I come back, whoever is the richest in the world at the time should be worried