SHOT

I bought 1dte calls yesterday, so no shot

Feels like when they shot Harambe

FED is ending QT, recession probably already happening, companies are firing employees by the tens of thousands, AI although being regarded, will still probably make companies more prone to firing as well, unemployment numbers not reflecting reality due to people not looking for a job anymore or just doing gig work, there is no shot the FED doesn't lower rates in december in an environment like this, they're just bluffing.

Sitting in a money market fund right now feels a lot like watching NASCAR when every driver took a shot of Malört before the race.

Probably not a surprise that 🥭 has all these big shot market guys for a dinner, definitely doesn’t disclose private into they won’t make it to general public, and then we have an absolute slaughter fest of a day.

Yes, like a bad foul shot, straight down.

Do the robinhood prediction markets count? The contract price for 39.9 and below on the president's approval rating after today's news has shot up by like 30% and I got in early. If you see this, go check it out and make your own decision before it's not worth buying

“The shot clock is running in Venezuela”? Some of these news titles man

We have very normal interest rates at the moment. Zerp was an aberration, and it’s not coming back no matter how loud you screech. People screaming for rate cuts are morons, especially given that the pain in the labor market is from a self inflicted gun shot wound called tariffs. I’m pretty sure the fed isn’t going to let any administration strong arm them by putting a gun to the labor markets metaphorical head, because once you signal that is the case, the fed is dead. 

😢 I think now is a disruptive Phase, could go either way. For me the week wasn't that bad I'm going for a long shot strategy, short scams like quantum go long on Goog and Unh

absolutely no shot a dude talking like this is going to make money, so, yeah bottom is in

$RKLB was up because of contact high from SpaceX, Starlink and Musk in the WH foregrounding the sector, before he thoroughly unalived his reputation thinking himself invincible. He should have stuck to the "former starry-eyed little boy getting a shot at being a real space adventurer and democratizing space in the process" schtick instead of the answer to "what if Cartman tried to be Tony Stark" commercial space launch business is a pretty dry and unsexy infra story without a Musk-style circus to give it main street relevance.

Meta shot up 11% after Q2 earnings several months ago and wsb sentiment back then was like this is the best company in the universe

Does anybody remember when Oracle announced a deal w openAi and it shot up big time?

Lmao all Vs instantly shot down

Any shot we hit 680 again today

Don’t worry. You’re not the smartest guy in the room. By a long shot.

If we beat this level it's a straight shot to 6850. Don't let us down Spx

Wtf. Lly was shot for so long, now its invincible

I hate being sick. But it is that season I guess. Well, back to screaming at traffic and telling anyone who’ll listen that squirrels are Satan’s spy’s… Next year I won’t procrastinate getting my flu shot.

MMs are sick in the head lmao I set a 25674 SL on NQ so if it crashes while I'm afk I still walk away with something. MFers hunted me then shot back up

fuckkk I thought my 1dte puts had a shot

Does anyone else just feel frozen on what to invest in? It just feels like everything has shot up so much I’m even hesitant to full port in voo rn. Every ticker that’s said here has already run up like 300% so idk man.

All this for a 50/50 shot of Trump passing it

Take a shot everytime someone says "my colleague on the other side "

yoooo my 1dte 678p might have a shot

It's because it's good for a rocket shot

Tomorrow I’m gonna take an extra shot of regardium and hope the dice land my way. God speed. *puts on helmet* *lines up on steel reinforced wall 20 ft away*

Taking a shot at WeRide, down a bit but just going to sit on it

No shot -\_- classic SPY to fuck me. Not holding overnight and it'll gap

Carol Massar on Bloomberg between 3 and 4 EST. Drinking game is you take a shot every time she says, “Having said that…” You’ll be shitfaced by 3:15.

Feel free to expand on that, this is your shot to not sound like a dumb fuck

Softbank just shot themselves in the foot. I don't know how much the rest of you know about Japanese culture (I'm an expert), but honor and shame are huge parts of it. It's not like it is in America where you can become successful by being an asshole. If you screw someone over in Japan, you bring shame to yourself, and the only way to get rid of that shame is repentance. What this means is the japanese public, after hearing about this, is not going to want to purchase Softbank shares on the Nikkei, nor will they purchase any foreign listed Softbank ADRs. This is HUGE. You can laugh all you want, but Softbank has alienated an entire market with this move. **Softbank, publicly apologize and buy back 1 billion NVDA shares or you can kiss your business goodbye.**

The senate is the older brother shot will give you rug burns and noogies when mom isnt watching The house is the kid who pees his pants in class and cries about being teased for years after Neither of them is capable of being left alone

I bought some at $100 today, I'll give it a shot

Remember the film "Regarding Henry" from 1991. To refresh: Harrison Ford's character, Henry, gets shot in the head and then he's, well, regarded. Ahead of its time.

$RZLV has been shot and left out in an alley.

They had robot AI news so its worth a shot in today's market lol

That final kill shot at MSTR at the end lol

Holy fucking shit AI fucking sucks. Giving me reality checks and shit "Reality check on the “week or two” target To grow $10k → $25k: 10 trading days requires ~9.6% per day compounded; 7 days needs ~14% per day; 5 days needs ~20% per day. That’s moon-shot territory for 0DTE. It’s doable to have a heater, but the variance is brutal—plan for survival first. (Math shown here for transparency." BITCH MY PUTS ARE UP 75% TODAY

The moment i sold covered calls, stock shot up 🫥

If CRWV ceo shot someone in the head and said the N word on live TV the stock would be in better shape than it is rn for saying “$0.1 billion will be delayed but we still have the contract for it”

Yeah I’ve reached a new level of degeneracy, mixing my pre workout with a shot of DayQuil 

Sold 4 shares of Google to buy 1 shares of UNH 3 shares of NBIS and 20 shares of granny shot, cost basis still around 168 for Google was that a dumb decision? I’ve held google for more then a year

shoot your shot

My grandpa was literally a janitor and married a teacher at his school. Together they were able to afford a 4 bedroom house and have 5 children with food on the table. Even were able to help pay for some to go to college. After 20 years the house was paid off and they retired with comfortable pensions. No shot me or any of my cousins would exist if they met in 2025 lmao

Bers, if you had one shot, one opportunity to sell your puts for -70%. Would you capture it or let it expire worthless

Somebody gon get shot

Monday morning everyone buys calls. Monday evening the deal is shot down. Tuesday a lot of yall won’t have funds available because it’s a bank holiday. Big red day 🧸🧸

Why the fuck would you invest in a company who’s CEO got shot