SHOT

Just sitting here watching flightdata to see if this Chinese airbus gets it's people out or gets shot down on the way out.

They’ve already said they have like 4 other esoteric laws they’ll point out after it gets shot down so I dunno about that

The fuck it literally went down to trigger my stop loss and then just shot back up

We have an indeterminate attack on Iran coming. I can't operate amidst such uncertainty. If it's not a quick kill shot against the entire regime, you're looking at a lot of misery and violence.

*sighs* alright $IWM I’ll give you a shot at hurting me again …

*sighs* alright $IWM I’ll give you a shot at hurting me again …

Why are we selling off. Did someone get shot, is some fuck face regard talking on tv about interest rates, or none of the above?

Next shot at SCOTUS ruling not til February. SPY seems clear to run up to 700 now.

Did I miss my shot at 0dte spy for today lol

When we invade france remember they fired the first shot by raising Louvre tickets $32 for non-europoors

Bro what’s up with Amazon keep dropping. My calls are shot. I still got 1 week but I think Im fked

All the antivaxxers in my state didn't get a flu shot and now people are dropping. SMFH. Calls on CNC

Depending on the Tariff ruling, we might hit $700 today. Kinda a long shot though

Dude.  You’re insane. Or Blind. Making eye contact  while smiling and speaking calmly w no weapon justifies getting shot in the head 3x??

Lethal force? Would that be “ I’m not mad at you dude” as she pulls away and gets shot in the head 3 times with her dog in the backseat   

ICE agent who shot Renee Good gets $10K donation from Bill Ackman

No shot it’s too late , it’s a short play and a long one. Read this: https://www.forbes.com/sites/timtreadgold/2026/01/13/chinas-rare-earth-dominance-could-be-a-dummy-run-for-copper-control/

If you're a completely unqualified former beauty pageant contestant or an untalented heir to a fortune, you've got a good shot.

I like to envision the shot caller is a hot blonde on the trading floor at jane street who goes "HOLD THE PRICE" right before something happens. > we see this during every fed day, price freeze till right before > and we will see it timorrow before the court ruling. The price will litterally freeze.

Puts shot up 3k and back down within 30 seconds...will place limit sell orders from now on...

no shot they give a definite decision tomorrow - those guys are slackers

3 fed prosecutors resigned because taco trying to make them investigate the wife of the lady that ICE killed on trumped up domestic terrorism charges. Not enough that they already shot that kids mom in the head I guess. Gotta send the other one to jail so they don't look bad. Fuck this admin and I mean it from the bottom of my heart

Maybe we can all helicopter together. Worth a shot.

No shot spy recovers is there

"You want to learn the first rule? You'd know if you spent a day in your life. Don't ever open your mouth 'till you know what the shot is."

I’m 50/50 on it being staged vs it being a warning shot from our greatest ally

Tomorrow moon shot

No shot. Gonna lose money in WBD deal too

Ozempic shot

No shot

If you have enough powder you can recover from any position. Today was your best shot, SLV? lol

Other way. Tarrifff shot down will send it to 700

POTUS shot himself in the foot, made it more difficult to get his appointee in May

Orange man just shot the banker while playing Monopoly and the market is so rigged they just pumped it to drain retail and burn the puts, never underestimate how far they will go, I didn't even get burned early and this is still absolutely insane

Well, shit. I wasn't rockets across the board on open. I almost back to where I started 2026... closed out a few calls I thought had no shot at recovering with some profit just now.

"I voTeD 4 MuH PocKet boOKeS!1" regards need to be shot into the Sun. Puts on literally everything

why is upstart up? ig guess is credit is shot cheap dirty loans are in?

Gotta hand it to vladimir for destroying the US without firing a single shot!

Jpow should be happy he has not been shot 3 times. What is he complaining about? Who does Jpow think he is? Kristi Noem did not even spare her dog!

Saw that VMC, MLM, and CRH shot up on Friday but can’t find any infrastructure related news. Anyone know what that was about?

Why are you confused? Keep the status quo and we can all be bogleheads and hopefully retire with something or we put this jackass in the office and every one of us has a shot to be up a couple tax brackets in a few years. I’d do it again.

No shot whatsoever it’s pain season

no shot over the weekend puts are printing 😭. fuck me man i’m fomoing in puts at open

"Can't believe you're getting high on acid right after they shot those Kent State kids" Think cause and effect

Not so easy when yo ass bin shot dead

I would not want my last words before being shot to be "It’s fine, dude, I’m not mad at you,” I think mine would be "bulls r fuuuuuuuuukkkk. Urgggghhhh".

Nobody: Nolantards: “this movie was shot for IMAX, how can you watch it on your phone? You hurt me deep in the an00s”

I’m really glad that the news networks are censoring any swear words in the video of a woman being violently murdered. I wouldn’t want my young nieces and nephews hearing something so objectionable while an innocent woman is shot to death. 

Anybody else see these protestors getting shot In the face with those pepper spray cannons with that orange pepper spray shit. Holly fuck