SHOT

No one is going to buy OTM NVDA calls with these insane premiums, would need to go down to $165 to have a shot at big gains if premiums remain the same or you perfectly time 0dtes

Correct. Getting shot and killed by ICE will also lower the employment (or unemployment) rate, depending on your job status at the time.

Green in 33 mins. $srpt moon shot

META fuck you. you should of been who was shot in the head yesterday never should have existyed u piece of shit scam

Nothing gives me a bigger shot of dopamine than one of my shitposts getting double digit upvotes.

Traders be like, if more people are getting shot, GDP per capita goes up. Bullish af

Everything shot up. Did Trump invade Greenland?

ICE must have shot the CEO of stocks

The women got shot cause the libs keep telling you guys 🐑 to go protest and obstruct 🧊 operations. Then they will use your “sacrifice” to pump up their user base. That’s the cold hard truth. Dem can’t be trusted and is so sad. They throwing you to the wolves and martyrs you afterward.

They shot a US citizen woman in the face. Damn

Goog gang 🫡 Made more returns on goog in the last 6 months than I have at work by a long shot lol.

I dunno man, I'm probably not going to stop for some masked gravy seal retard with zero training, who's goal is to deport my ass to El Salvador. From the video it also looked like he shot her after she had passed him. Just wild.

Literally no reason to get out of the house. It’s cold, expensive, too much traffic, too many asshole drivers, and now you might just get shot at point blank.

Who shot RHHBY

Stood in front of car and when she tried to drive away from the guy trying to open her door shot her point blank

@flyingkoalainvestments on Instagram is giving me roaringkitty vibes. I just saw it comment on a Bloomberg post and it has literally 0 followers and follows 0 but has posted investing things the past 2 days… may give it a shot. Profit has shown.

Next time you drive by ICE, expect to be shot in the fucking face

ICE just shot SPY in the head on camera, and they're telling you not to believe your lying eyes.

Queue all the mango bootlickers coming to say that the woman deserved to get shot without watching the video

Last time it was it shot right back up! Do not doubt silver.

Kennedy actually got shot for doing a lot less

holy shot INTC

That was the warning shot, real one coming

+45k forecast on weekly adp hmmm 5 minutes until ber r fukd Service PMI after open for the kill shot.

Does anyone know why Sandisk shot up 70 bucks yesterday and 100 the past week

No shot 

Yes you should go all in after it shot up 30%

But then later in the day shot up to .33 a pop

People who suggest a 20 something with a $1K portfolio invest into a dividend ETF should be tried and shot honestly

Alexa play 'Who Shot Ya?' by Notorious B.I.G

WHO TF JUST SHOT SPY

You have a good point / I agree with everything. But I don’t think these ridiculous small caps are going to carry the market. That’s insane. ASTS, RKLB, OKLO, all these busted meme stocks that everyone’s posting every day since Jan 1. No shot they don’t get rugged. No shot.

Can one of the smart ones amongst us explain to me why SPX shot straight up with no compromise meanwhile most of what comprise it was down like NVIDIA, TSLA. etc.? Is it that the long tail was in the green?

Well the AI bubble was gunna pop right before MU earnings. Then they rigged up MU earnings, shot the stock/market up the next day, and they have been having the narrative that because MU keeps exploding that means the AI bubble cant pop yet(It is). Just copium and short squeezing as a hail mary.

What is going on here? We really going to let bears take more from us? First they shot santa, and now they're going after our January rally?

Shorted NQ a little early. I was okay with taking a slight loss if it kept going up with the two big green days. Held through the draw down and managed to close out for a $780 profit. Done for today, time to get some work done. Trading futures and equities is so much less stressful. Buying FDs is like getting shot in the arm and then running around looking for a band aid.

NVDA wants the entire auto industry to adopt its self-driving open source platform, Alpamayo; it will become the equivalent of CUDA and companies will be locked in forever. All they need is to announce a partnership with UBER and Toyota or Huyndai and TSLA will drop below $200 instantly. It's a long shot, but their entry into autonomous driving cannot be good news for the rudderless robotaxis.

Sold off my calls, maybe I was a bit early but with how quick this shot up I do feel like it'll drop again today

nvda just got shot

Pregnant Women, DON’T USE TYLENOL UNLESS ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY, DON’T GIVE TYLENOL TO YOUR YOUNG CHILD FOR VIRTUALLY ANY REASON, BREAK UP THE MMR SHOT INTO THREE TOTALLY SEPARATE SHOTS (NOT MIXED!), TAKE CHICKEN P SHOT SEPARATELY, TAKE HEPATITAS B SHOT AT 12 YEARS OLD, OR OLDER, AND, IMPORTANTLY, TAKE VACCINE IN 5 SEPARATE MEDICAL VISITS! 🥭 **Seriously why 🥭 used capital letters**

It's so much better to be a europoor than an ameritard and it's not even close. Not getting shot in school, able to afford a doctor, actually getting paid a living wage....

Dude some guy keeps harassing me because I made fun of Ozempic on here. I can’t imagine being that triggered but I did build up a lot of self esteem on my JV Bball squad after leading the season in assists. I’ll never need a fat shot

Dude.  Im not even fat. I just can tell by every letter you type and what im doing right now you have no shot at getting under my skin.  I know damn well I can easily get under yours.  Have a good night.  Alone.  Playing video games. 

Best city at buying drugs and getting shot at

A fun drinking game would be taking a shot every time Jensen says AI

2026 will be the year of Amazon cum shot porn

Did Jensen get shot

Haha, wouldn’t it be cool if NVDA just shot up to like 195 rq. Haha, wouldn’t that be cool. Right guys? Right? HELP ME NVDA 

Dick Cheney loads shot gun.

VP's house shot up. War is bullish. Calls.