SHOT

Spy about to moon shot and all the bears gonna be crying in about an hour

Mann all those people counting Amazon and Microsoft out. That was your shot at an ez bag 😂 🚀🌙

Bullish everywhere I look. That SOTU was a shot in the arm to all who watched, market loved it

Take a shot every time he says "never seen anything like it"

Charlie kirk shooter has shot futes

if I took a shot every time he said Biden or California id still be more coherent

I had a bad day golfing today. I shot a 19. That's ok, Im still the greatest golfer who ever golfed.

i called it okay biden one time take a shot

take a shot everytime they stand and clap

Oh shit he said millions n millions. Now I have to take a shot

Anyone else playing the drinking game where you take a shot every time he lies?

This is some North Korean shit. You're gonna get shot for not clapping hard enough.

drinking game starts now : shot every time you hear “biden”

Take a shot for every lie Trump says tonight

A shot after every lie he speaks.

every time he says biden you have to take a shot

Gonna take a shot everytime 🥭 says Biden or sleepy joe.

New drinking game, take a shot every time he outright lies. Better have a fucking a few 66 oz bottles....

I have a $PYPL 4/2/26 $43 Call and it just shot up at the close. WHAT SHOULD I DO

No shot we’ve got momentum

Keys stock Holly shot

Bols shot their load too quickly...🤭🤭

Whenever I think "this is it, can't get much lower!" my port continues to prove me wrong. Wish I had at least a shot at getting out of my calls at close to even.

Amd? No shot

Give it a shot

13% of Mexicans do though, and 30% of the market is held by foreign investors. Back to the point, not being able to safety do business for a country is not bullish. People who wanna make money tend to not want to get shot.

Buy him a tequila shot and all will be fine. Maybe he owns the fucking joint.

“Tariff dividends were a long shot from the beginning,” said certified financial planner Stephen Kates, a financial analyst at Bankrate. “Given the White House’s lack of authority to unilaterally issue stimulus checks to Americans, the idea was largely aspirational,” he said.

Metal volatility just shot through the roof.

I’ll take a shot every time he says 1. The likes of which we have never seen before 2. They are all saying it 3. Ja Biden stole election 4. Caroline’s juicy lips

Better yet, take a shot every time he slurs or lisps a word!

They just shot their load too early

Maybe i shot take Eric's advice and buy some boring bonds 🤔

No shot

Best I can do is someone getting shot at Mar-a-Lago

🥭 needs to go man. Scotus gave him a lay up and the moron is missing the shot completely

When I was growing up I remember that Giants WR Plaxico Burress shot himself in the leg and I thought that’s gotta be the dumbest mother fucker in the world but now I see people that buy cryptocurrency 🤣 

No fucking shot

#these are same fucking bols that said spx will be up 1000 points in a single day when tariffs get shot down

Gullible bols think market goes up on tariffs for a year, and also when tariffs get shot down lmao 🤣😆😆 bunch of suckers

Futes will be green by midnight probably much earlier though. There is almost always a pump on them right before open too. Like 5 minutes before open shot just shoots up daily..

You kind of missed the easy dead cat bounce. If it gets back to $138 sure it's worth a shot, but if things get bad that shit is going to double-digits just on public sentiment even if that is maybe overkill.

🥭's goons shot 2 civilians dead in fucking Minnesota. For fucking nothing.

we're all going to die of weird cancers, but at least PLTR will be able to one-shot citizen protestors with autonomous drone strikes quickly

Secret service shot someone at mara-lago. Ooooh boy

some dude shot at mar a fucko.

Back in my days, people cried because a monkey was SHOT to protect some spoiled brat These days people cry because a monkey gets a little bullied... Softies

Translation: "I have shot myself in the dick. My neighbour deserved it though."

Mango adding another 15% global blanket tariff immediately after getting shot down by the Supreme Court is lowkey aura though icl