ROCK

Shiny yellow rock is sine waving tonight

Ya'll remember hwo einsterin said everything is relative? well that's why a rock is oging up in value and will continue to do so

The age of AI & quantum supercomputers is over. The future of humanity lies in a shiny rock.

Astonishingly pathetic to see the daily thread filled with people moaning for Donald Trump to pump their bags. Have you stopped a moment to think about this? Didn't think so. Absolute rock bottom in WSB history so far.

Oooga booga shining rock make more money than labor today

Yep lol Other stonks go up 63% or higher in a year! UEC us up 127% YTD. Not so far fetched for a shiny rock to go up in value.

The irony is Trump could taco out and China could say they don't give a shit that he's giving in lol. Chinese rocks being withheld would destroy our capex based data center growth. See ya build the domestic rock companies BEFORE you piss off our sole provider of shiny rocks, not AFTER. Gld ty

I think my mother might beat me in this market just because she keeps buying accessories made out of that shinny rock

I need lulu to hit rock bottom

rock beats paper

I had the choice between new cool rock used to make power and bombs or old shiny rock traded by Neanderthals for better pointy sticks. I should’ve chose the old shiny rock.

Monke buy shiny yellow rock

most people don't have gold in their portfolio -- imagine the in-flows when portfolio managers realize they need to allocate at least 5 - 10% to shiny rock

The only thing more retarded than this recent quantum stock run is a useless rock doubling in value in under 2 years

The age of AI & quantum supercomputers is over. The future of humanity lies in a shiny rock.

GLD saving my port rn. ALL PRAISE THE SHINY ROCK

Imagine shorting shiny rock Dumb fucks lmao

“Buy physical gold” is the shiny rock version of the game store cultists yelling about DRS. It’s more expensive, reduces your liquidity, and doesn’t really come with any actual benefits.

Seems a little concerning that a shiny rock is literally vertical, no?

There’s something psychopathic about 1950s US culture lol, the way they were singing all these happy early rock songs about nuclear weapons and fucking like it was some big joke, it’s absolutely wild. 

Shiny metal rock parabolic. I'm sure this is normal and totally a good sign

Shiny rock too strong

nvidia is on breakout zone, thats why its such an up and down, so better fucking buy so we go trough the zone and rock to 185

Grogg like rock Rock good Rock use for beat enema 😎🗿

Cool lookin rock tbh

CALLS ON AMZN AND SEXUALLY CONFUSING ROCK MUSIC

RKLB price upgrade has me rock hard this morning

Anyone buying TAO (bittensor)? I’ve got 2.5 now (about $1k) it seems likely to pump — black rock is making an ETF for it.

Fuck out performing the S&P, I gotta start out performing the shiny rock

would you rock ur hips?

I read some autistic retards DD post about some shiny rock miner so I bought calls......DNN

I am starting an SPAC. We shall invest in something. Probably something quantum nuclear critical rock AI based. I'm the future. Give me money please.

any rock collectors?

NOT MY ROCK COMPANY NEXT PLS THANKS

Good old HIMS, giving me a rock hard boner as always

Imagine playing risky tech stocks when you could literally just have a shiny rock print you free money with no risk LMAO

Shiny rock chillin. Just sayin

Buying more shiny rock calls

Hope you paperhanded regards didn't drop your shiny rock bags [https://www.cnbc.com/2025/10/15/trump-xi-china-bessent-price-floor-rare-earth-critical-mineral.html](https://www.cnbc.com/2025/10/15/trump-xi-china-bessent-price-floor-rare-earth-critical-mineral.html)

Shiny rock gud rock🪨 Ugg like shiny rock 🗿 Ugg invest in shiny rock Be like ugg

Rocks and rock accessories

I've set up my garage. I will be assisting in the development of quantum nuclear ai based rock energy. Please give me 25 billion dollars and I'll make it happen.

What are the best tickers for GOLD? Tired of staring at shiny rock i want some

My experience has been that it’s for people who can’t afford gold and also it gets all rusted and shitty looking when you buy physical Whereas you can look at a slabbed piece of gold and think to yourself “this rock will be chemically the same 20,000 years from now”

buying some URG tomorrow, they have U in the name & make yellow🍰 *AND* they own a yellow rock mine!

Who would win. One share of the greatest financially engineered asset in the world, sp500? Or one little shiny rock found in a river by hillbillies using pots and pans?

#ROCK GANG ROCK HARD

Soybean oils mean nothing to rock gang

This really is some treacherous shit. The way this market moves on the rantings of a feeble old man who on his best days was about as smart as a rock, and his best days are long behind him.

It turns out Hank’s mineral rock collection and Kodak Black’s gold grills were smarter investments than NFTs