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random urge to buy shiny rock calls idk why

SPY is actually desperately trying to prevent itself from reaching negative gamma territory where it'll drop like a rock. but I dunno what any of that stuff means so callz and uppies it is

Holy fuck! Just saw a picture of Kid Rock. Meth. Not even once.

Conspiracy theory: Aliens are already here. They did indeed land here in the 1900s. But this rock is so far behind them that to repair their ship they had to revolutionize these monkeys 🐒.  So they used their knowledge and ship as tech blue prints. Now almost  80 years later they are in the final phases of getting off this rock. Hence the data centers to calculate trajectory and light speed travel. Proof: they already quietly admitted UFOs are real. We just thought it was ufos like spy jets, but they literally meant it in the sci-fi sense knowing no one would take it at face value. Further proof: It’s why Zuckerberg occasionally looks like he has the skin of a plastic Ken doll. His growing his hair out, is his rocker fucking finally happy phase because they are so close to getting off this feces rock.🤘 

I sent my kids to watch kid rock thrusting instead, like an American would. Only a white man can visually molest my kids.

Shiny rock dump

Also the rock smells it

Fun Fact : Kid Rock is a synonym for Epstein Island

Some of you watched Kid Rock lip sink poorly last night and it shows

Someone needs to write J Powell a goodbye rock ballot

Y’all ever meet someone so naive it’s almost hard to believe? Like they’ve lived under a rock for the past decade. I get simultaneously embarrassed and kind of jealous of that level of ignorance

Had a Russian patient today go on a tirade about the Super Bowl half time show and how it’s a disgrace bc he didn’t say even 1 word in English IN AMERICA …. He is Russian and speaks moderately broken English Sometimes you just gotta “😑” and keep it moving * He praised kid rock and his song about being with underage girls as well if anyone’s wondering *

Yo dude the only thing I said was that it was vulgar. Who said anything about kid Rock? Get a life you virtue signalling loser shill.

Blows my mind that people think Kid Rock has good music. I am not like 🫵

We used to have it so good. Mankind and the rock had a super bowl halftime match one year.

you're right. I take it back. Kid Rock would have been way better. “Young ladies, young ladies, I like ’em underage, see / Some say that’s statutory (But I say it’s mandatory),”

Epstein Island......Kid Rock.....hey!

Seriously, Kid Rock

Reggaeton is straight up just club music that requires u to turn off your brain. Kid Rock is a byproduct of the 2000s rock/rap scene

yk what they say about Kid Rock

I dont understand how people enjoy reggaeton, or how they enjoy... whatever Kid Rock is. This world is so alien to me 🫠

U can call Bad Bunny shit, but to say Kid Rock is any better is straight delusional

While I can understand Bad Bunny can’t be enjoyed by everyone, there’s no WAY these ppl can convince me Kid Rock is better

They'll rock earnings and the stock will crash

Talafadil works great for lifting weights and having a rock hard cock instantly

So are we done with the shiny rock hype? Any new hypes?

2 days of rock hard green boner fuel. now we're back at the top and it's coin flip time. break through to new ath and above or back down to the support level liquidity?

it's a long way to the bottom if you wanna rock and roll

bulls rock !

Bears watched Kiddie Rock last night and it shows

You mean jort wearing, lip syncing Kid Rock saved the economy.

Kid rock chose his name because its the other name for Epstein Island

Tpusa halftime smelled like stale budweiser. Kid rock appealed to underaged teenagers 25 years ago

Ppl mad about ‘not being able to understand’ bad bunny and the proceeding to sit through kid rock yelling ‘bawwitcgabawabangabangdididi’ is fucking peak 🤌

All this comment tells me is you are too young to know what a good USA half time show is, you've never experienced it. Like actual music, rock and roll, 80/90s movies peak Hollywood. I'm old as dirt and America is declining at a rapid rate, it really can't be explained, you would have had to live it's peak to understand the difference

I tuned into the alternative half time for a bit and kid rock failing to even pretend to look like he was singing into the mic was hilarious.

How do I short Kid Rock

Kid Rock was lip synching. It’s all smoke and mirrors. Nothing is real. Liquidate everything.

Kid rock fake halftime show crashed the market

So I guess he wasn't watching Kid Rock...sad

Shiny rock 🪨

Imagine being at a Super Bowl party and unexpectedly some guy turns on twitch to watch Kid Rock

Jon Hamm (huge cock, handsome as fuck red blooded American Chad ) loves Bad Bunny Some uggo fat basement dwelling kid rock lovers don’t I wonder who’s right?  😂 

Oh wait, I just understood all the Kid Rock comments. I didn’t know TPUSA had a different halftime show, and it’s funny that they were labeling it as non-propaganda 🤣

Mango on the phones trying to get Kid Rock on the Super Bowl half time next year 🤣🤣🤣

Rock & Stone!

Kid Rock was like: "You should be singing in English at the Super Bowl" Meanwhile Kid Rocks lyrics: Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy Said the boogie, said up drop the boogie Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy Said the boogie, said up jump the boogie

Sorry, my Spanish isn't that good but let me give this a try. Kid Rock parece orina mezclada con whisky.

If you call Kid Rock an “ageless wonder”, I feel fucking awful for your life experience.

My God. My aunt posting “I love me some Kid Rock!!”. God damnit