RENT

I live with my boomer mom, rent free.

I bought my home with cash last year, so I don't have a mortgage or rent either.

My cardboard box doesnt cost rent or mortgage and it has a great view of the ocean

it's actually the local mom and pop that is buying those multiple single family homes and charging rent monies....in places like Texas, where institutions buy rental properties, typically prices collapse. Just buy stocks so us poors can afford a normal life!

I finally figured out what a 🐻 market is. It’s when you blew all your money on 0dtes and your landlord wants to eat you because you can’t pay the rent

Don't pay. Use that money on some more 0 dte. You'll have many more month rent soon

Time for you to start paying rent

I wasnt gonna have enough to afford rent so i played some 0dte's and made just enough to pay it 😌

Desperately need a play tomorrow to get pay rent any suggestions please?

“This is a reminder that your rent is due on November 1st” shaddap

I feel bad for anyone hold that 690$ META call. -94% 6000$ 💀 that’s like 10 months of rent for me

Do I have to pay rent? Asking for a friend. Honestly what’s the worst that could happen. Landlord gets angy?

Pay rent or 0dte calls?

my landlord better hope MSFT hits 600, or he's not getting his rent

As a person who’s been trading for the past 6 months, I can assure you that I do not have enough capital to go that far out, I lost almost all of my portfolio the past two days, and I only have 700 left, also i have to pay the rent Friday lol I’m fucked

At a certain point my late rent is no longer my problem, it’s theirs

PUTS ON MY LANDLORD GETTING NOV RENT

**If she can't pay her rent, I can have sex with her**

keyword - rent. . . be the landlord.

I pay less in rent so I can afford options

The year is 2030. Trillions in AI spending has doubled every two years. Still no clear increase in output. Rising prices everywhere and no significant returns on all this investment but NVDA is $2000. The "Miracle of AI" is so important now food, rent, water, electricity all have an added "AI Infrastructure Tax" to support this spending.

The year is 2030. Trillions in AI spending has doubled every two years. Still no clear increase in output. Rising prices everywhere and no significant returns on all this investment but NVDA is $2000. The "Miracle of AI" is so important now food, rent, water, electricity all have an added "AI Infrastructure Tax" to support this spending.

#PAY RENT OR PAY FOR CHADGPT SUBSCRUIPTION MHMM

need to sell a small amount of NVDA for rent. Need a Nostradamus Jr. to tell me the intra day high tomorrow.... Today's high was $203.15

NVDA might as well partner with Airbnb. Rent out your home to setup data farms 💀

Rent money? Nah thats trading moneh

Mine was to be an actuary. I work as a low rent male prostitute. Close enough.

I wish the renters in my home would pay the rent so I can gamble in the casino more but they are just squatters instead..🤬🤬🤬

I’ve seen a family of 4 rent a 2br apt (800sq) in an upscale neighborhood. Why not rent a larger place in a regular neighborhood for much cheaper?

If 5k changes your life, something was already extremely wrong. That’s one bad 0dte loss and even if you truly have $0, the cost to rent a crappy home for one month in a high cost of living city shouldn’t be truly transformative. You know what will actually change your life? A J-O-B

Ah the inherent risk of paying your rent through Venmo

Just put next months rent into all SPY puts. You’re welcome bulls it’s only up from here

Probably pay my mortgage or rent

Rent free in your head huh

UK passed some rent control law today. Looking at the responses on r/LegalAdviceUK ... how can the country that gave the world Adam Smith be so bad at economics?

The premium on 11 covered calls would be very tasty these days - just saying. Even significantly OTM would pay rent on its own

Full ported rent money into spy puts on Friday. I guess I'm stuck in nyc now squatting in a relatives apartment. "House sitting "

I have two spare bedrooms, but it's not worth my time to rent them out due to my high sex drive that requires 5 - 7 releases a day Can't invite escorts over or I'll get in trouble for prostitution Can't fuck my sex doll/sex robot (in a few years) Can't masturbate whenever I want It's just not worth the rent money. If I really need money, I'll make it in the stock market.

Overall trend is bullish, will most likely go to a new ATH just a matter of when. To pay rent I hope it reaches that by Friday to save my calls

Rent out the extra room in your anoos 🤔

Should i rent out the extra room in my house for income?

As your attorney, I advise you to then use that windfall to rent a very fast car with no top.

Ask many older Americans how they are faring financially and they’ll tell you they are comfortable. Their houses and 401(k)s have soared in value and they’re looking forward to secure retirements. Yet many are brimming with pessimism about the economy because they see how their children are struggling—to find jobs, to afford mortgages or even rent, to pay for healthcare and child care.

Defecate in your own house you low rent degenerate

right. I dont think (barely have an idea) if this could apply to your home that you live in, because its your personal home. Maybe if you had the LLC "own" the home and you were paying rent to it. So I was trying to keep the basic idea simple and say your brokerage account could be considered a separate entity, that should be able to be a business if you treat it like one.

Still can’t get over missing IBM 300 strike calls that went from $6 to $600 (and even $850 later) in one day… Had IBM calls the weeks before and almost clicked buy yesterday. And the plays that I do get in… Well, not 100x positions that would give me any financial stability or save me from worrying about rent next month 🙂

Just pulled off two fantasy trades in one day. I got such a fucking rush. Time to gamble my rent

Imagine charging your own child rent😂

I'm down -1k today. I also gotta send my parents like $700 for rent next month