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Landlord knocking at my door rn bugging me about rent being overdue. Told him NVDA has earnings soon and I’ll pay him after these calls hit…I’m so screwed

# The $2k tariff payout will likely go towards food and rent... we're all going to be broke.

Borrowed my girlfriend's rent and grocery money to load up on NVDA calls. Told her I'd 3-bag it by Friday

stop living rent free in my head 😫

Borrowed my girlfriend's rent and grocery money to load up on NVDA calls. Told her I'd 3-bag it by Friday

While I live rent free, I’m not mortgage free.

#I live rent free in some of your heads LMAO🤌

bear anoos lives rent free in my head 🤣

I do the same toy neighbor's. F it, they rent and I own. Though usually NIN or rage.

The lion needs these calls to print to pay rent.

The homeless couple that lived in an RV outside my work the past 7 months is gone. The RV is gone and their car is gone. Wild to think they were living there 7 months rent free and seemingly got away with it 

rent money 100% gone. hope landlord takes partial payument

If she can’t handle me at my lowest when I’m struggling to pay rent because I need more Lord of the Rings swords then she doesn’t deserve this dick 

This shitty economy made me realize that I shouldn't marry and shouldn't have kids. With AI/Robots progressing now, in the future like in 20-30 years, where are kids supposed to even work? At this point, might just live rent free with my parents my whole life and just work a regular job and just invest in markets instead of marrying

1) rent gold bullion from rich people under assumed name 2) melt it down 3) ? 4) profit

Yeah. In April, it was looking like Trump's plan was a great reset. Rent, mortgage payments, groceries, car payments, energy bills, i.e the cost of living is so astronomical and not just going up in the big cities. This is being felt all over American. I don't know what Trump's plan is, but it doesn't seem like he has one and is just slapping tape on holes of a sinking ship. Good luck out there. Edit: All this said. Buy mf calls. This market is so manipulated. I don't think anything can bring it down until the end. Which would be when Russia and China come for us.

Food and rent still going up for you? Car broke down? Are you fucking stupid. Have you even tried vibe coding food into existence or vibe repairing that engine?

The funny thing is on the lake I’m at, people all said “Airbnb is free money” and didn’t realize there’s very limited boat rentals available. Like I’m talking retards who took out numerous HELOCs buying up properties to rent … it’s gonna be a disaster soon. I know way way too many people over extended on leveraged loans to rent a lake house right now. Houses being priced like a business and not a home is gonna be a blow up of epic proportions

“SP500 still up 13% on the year” “Yes but I’m fully leveraged on 12/1 SPY 700 calls so I need to turn tricks to make rent”

Be greedy when others are gay, rent dumpsters when Wendys are closing down.

Unless AAPL hits 270 again today, I’ll have to ask my wife’s boyfriend for rent money again

Too choppy, spy not worthy of my rent money today

Blow the rent money on weeklies.

Lemme deduct my rent guv 😤

Thanks buddy I’ll yolo my rent money

I own a paid-off house at 31 via an inheritance and been plowing all the savings into the stock market If I was like others, I would either live with my parents/family, date an older woman who has her own place, live out of a van or a shed, or rent a room (in preferred order)

Guys I am gonna be in Miami this week should I rent a speedboat and head down to Venezuela to check on the situation?

I just rent ass now (you can just drain your bols w/o all the extra, do some after care, and send them on their way). I like them how Matt McConaughey likes them.

Won't make rent it the drop doesn't continue on Monday

Easy example is education. Disinvest in education for 50 years, and you get an enfeebled population that can’t respond to the growing power of big business. Instead of devoting your talent to a classroom, teaching 20 to 30 children a year, you make enough money to rent two or three homes, and profit off people who were never taught the tools to succeed in life. “The moment I knew the country was over was when all my friends who were going to become schoolteachers became financial advisors instead” -idk some Vietnam vet in a documentary I watched.

I listened to Dave Ramsey for the first time and he's so outdated it sounds like satire "Hey Dave I pay $1200 a month for rent" "Ah there's your problem pal you should be spending $500 a month on rent and invest the $700! Thank you for calling!"

Oh gambling gods, bless me with a W. I have been patient and humble. P.S. rent is in two weeks.

That's cool and all, but God doesn't have rent to pay 😭

My port is fucked. Might sell everything tmr and have enough for December rent

If the data center business fail, they could rent it to ICE for detention centers . Maybe is more profitable.

I fucking hope so my rent is on the line

Colombians will list an apartment for rent for way too much money, have it sit empty for 6 months until it gets rented for the price they want for 3 months then be happy. Theyre so annoying

Roxette told me to listen to my heart, but now I need to give handies behind the W dumpster to pay for rent. I bet she never traded stocks.

its all good i dont need the rent money i just lost until the end of the month anyway!

BlackRock really speedran turning “renting is bad”, chapter 1 in nearly every financial textbook written... into “owning is for suckers.” Now they own all the houses, raise rent 15% a year, while the house goes up 10% too

My wife’s boyfriend is gonna be so mad I lost the rent money on calls… 😭

the money I was comfortable losing has been wiped out, now it’s time for my rent!

Thank you all for yesterday. How about today you Call your mothers for me and ask if she has a room for rent.

I should have went long on orange juice futures instead. there goes this month's rent

Lmao tough to slap high rates on rent

Yes. With SPY up 0.1%. Ber living rent free in your head while theta gang picks your pocket.

When has rent ever gone down. That shit only goes up

Confession time. Im late on rent, out of food. Got a nice paycheck coming in friday and plan to yolo one last time. No one can stop me. Its either go high or die baby

This might sound stupid but why buy a house when your still going to be paying rent regardless property taxes insurance maintenance etc go live in a private 2 story house and call it a day for the moment then rack up money save get a loan on the money you have saved put that as down payment towards a crib and then slowly start paying off the house easily

You alone make 10k and only want to spend 1900? I mean I only “want” to spend a couple hundred on rent like the good old days but times changed. If you want a house and you make 10l a month plus whatever you girl makes you can def afford more But again 3.2k mortgage on a 30 year at 6% is like 534k. Assuming you have 20% down payment you’re saying all houses suck in the 650k range? You living in some crazy high cost of living area