PYPL

It could be worse, you could be the regard that bought NVO and PYPL calls for ER. (It’s might be me)

The idiots over at r/ValueInvesting shilled every single piece of shit stock like PYPL NVO ADBE DUOL UNH for no reason other than cope/because they are down from ATH instead of talking about the one stock that is down from ATH that is rocketing (up 20% rn) ENPH (Enphase Energy).

I just peeked over at r/ValueInvesting and saw at least 4 new threads trying to convince people to buy PYPL. You can't make it up. I see less transparent bagholders on the penny stock subs.

I’d say PYPL is tempting for leaps. But so was NFLX…and fool me once….

Lmao, retards on value sub are saying to add to PYPL as its at a discount rn. Now, go look at the 5Y chart.

Tomorrow morning, I will start fresh and pick fights with "value" and stocks sub elites with their sophisticated PYPL, UNH, ADBE, NKE portfolio.

I forgot how many shares outstanding PYPL has. It still has a market cap of over $40 billion. It's going to be a fun ride to 0.

PYPL

I got a giant fucking helping of unrealized losses today. I rolled my 27Jan 55C’s out to 27Dec 55C’s. My April and Jan 65C’s are written off and being left for dead. Nothing to do now but try to ignore the PYPL lines for the next year.

I have MSFT but it couldve been worse like holding PYPL NVO ADBE

UNH MSFT PYPL NVO CMG LMAOOOOO

I have to be honest. I thought PYPL would go up

You know what I hate... PYPL is kind of approaching "why the fuck not" territory. Bad thoughts. Go away.

I wish I'd known Nancy sold her PYPL bags last month.

The dead cat via PYPL is gonna bounce about an inch off the ground huh

So you're telling me PYPL is not a buy at $42 ?

Any activist investor that may take position on pypl? My bags are getting too heavy it’s burrying me

look at after hours semis going down huge volume for SOXS AMDD NVD NVDQ crypto going down huge volume for SBIT ETHD MSTZ solar going up huge volume for ENPH RUN SEDG PYPL going up huge volume for shares and also PYPG most importantly buy emerging market stocks i have seen ridiculous volume for IEMG and VWO for over a week now with VWO trading almost 4 mil shares after hours

So many stocks are slaughtered, it’s wild. SNOW, SHOP, AMD, NVO, PYPL Wild.

I got puts - Saw so many whales on the puts side. I did the same on PYPL and it worked, so tried again

pypl going broke back mountain

Gamestore should buy painpal. Gives gamestore significant cashflow and gives pypl much needed change in management

I bought PYPL back in 2022 and it’s been killing me ever since

I will full port in PYPL idc anymore

I still got hope for NVO, but I ain’t touchin’ no PYPL, UNH (or SNAP)

SMCI merging with PYPL?

PYPL must be all over the Epstein Files

Amazon continues sharting into the wind If you need any reason, it's been the darling of the value investing sub for the past year, along with NVO, UNH, ADBE and PYPL

What happened with PYPL?

Below the real money but ahead of PYPL

#SHINY ROCKS > INTERNET MONEY > REAL MONEY > PYPL

WRECKED: **ORCL > META > FIG > AVGO > NFLX > HOOD > MSFT > PYPL > RDDT > ADBE > NVO > IBM > NVDA > AMD** Next = ?

It's a bagholding sub for pypl and unh. The only time I ever saw something of value there were people yelling to buy Goog at 160. And they were called stupid there

I actually feel so bad for PYPL holders lol. Like, this piece of shit company has every god damn opportunity there is to be an absolute powerhouse in finance because they're already global, known by pretty much everyone and have more than enough cash to dump into something that can grow massively. But nah, just increase fees on people every year and do absolutely fucking nothing else to grow.

PYPL AND NVO BULLS POST YOUR LOSS PORN NOW!!!!

Anyone buying PYPL calls?

There's gotta be some degenerate on r/ValueInvesting who yolo'd into PYPL, got destroyed, and then decided surely the pharm industry should be ok, yolo'd into NVO, and lost 50% of their port in a single day.

Jeez, was PYPL named in the Epstein files or something.

Pypl all time chart is incredible

Imagine buying PYPL shares like a boomer at $300 because options are too risky

Half of r/ValueInvesting got wiped out this week for how hard they shilled PYPL NVO ADBE.

WRECKED: **ORCL > META > AVGO > NFLX > HOOD > MSFT > PYPL > RDDT > NVO > IBM > NVDA** Next = ?

Who knew the entire market would react so poorly to PYPL earnings. Everything is just drilling

11 years of PYPL gains. Gone. Reduced to Atoms. https://preview.redd.it/sljjiu09obhg1.png?width=1284&format=png&auto=webp&s=90a623d2a5bbe1f9573951fccddc33c221e39366

Owner of $pypl $bull and $nvo . Goodbye

if you bought and held PYPL since inception(2015) you would be up 10%!

I absolutely despise PYPL and pray for their demise. I ordered two vases about 2 years ago for my wife and 1 never arrived and the other came broken with literally no padding — I know, wtf. They denied my dispute. If I could summon a slow death for ANY company it wouldn’t be Marlboro, OnlyFans, none of those bad-for-you companies, no. It’d be PayPal and I hope they get nuked in fact -- their whole HQ and customer service support team in India.

Tough situation when you're getting a margin call on $PYPL, the only way to satisfy it is with a PayPal transfer, but they've locked you out of your account due to a system glitch.