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Bought a ps5 pro today cuz I don’t give a fuck.

Means Indians will be calling u on margin calls tomorrow, pro tip: don't answer the call 🤙

The iPhone 17 Pro is the worst fucking glitchy keyboard but also phone ive ever used I could give this shit to my sister but i dont even like her Fuck this phone

Tell your work you need a pro sub. Then meme away

After the holidays. Trump is a pro Christmas guy

In case you're feeling regarded, I'm down $3000 on TSLA puts, and my 17 Pro got ripped out of my hands and stolen in broad daylight in Barcelona, can't get more regarded than this. Fuck my fucking big gay chungus life.

I like the pro max bc I love watching my calls go to shit on a big screen

Pro is looks dumb with a clear case but telephoto lens goes hard and longer battery life is nice too

I’ve got the pro max, I like the heavier feel.

Would you go for the regular or pro iPhone 17?

Bought a new iPhone 17 max pro, thinking about aapl PUT

No one is talking about how expensive the Copilot Pro is in comparison, that’s on dumb fuck MSFT for inflating their mediocre ass system

F u MSFT. cancelling my ChatGPT pro

Pro bloodsucker you mean

Europe is cool like that, they limit chains and franchises and are pro worker.

The guy on the front page lost 70k. What strategies should I use to be the gainer of that 70k or more from future regards? Pro traders from JP Morgan are more than welcome to respond.

Fuck me, I love the new AirPods Pro 3

Ever since I got iPhone 17 Pro max my Robinhood has been performing better Like, profits 

Pro tip for newbies: If you inverse your portfolio colors, you always stay green

Hey if you Put 600 bucks in bitcoin a year ago and withdrew all of it to buy a ps5 pro today you would still have to Klarna it

It's Chinese, but tokens are *30x cheaper* than Gemini 3 Pro. The US may not be allowed to touch it, but the rest of the world definitely will.

I’m legitimately worried the best phone in the world (iPhone 17 Pro Max) might burn out from the intense green pixels tomorrow That’s how hard we are pumping 

No because original iPhone is not usable in todays day and age. Back then iPhone was a fun luxury. Today having a relatively modern phone with up-to-date security patches that can zoom, run normal sites, etc. is a requirement. I consider cost of basic living. A true comparison would be Iphone with a luxury like the 17 max pro.

No because original iPhone is not usable in todays day and age. Back then iPhone was a fun luxury. Today having a relatively modern phone that can zoom, run normal sites, etc. is a requirement. I consider cost of basic living. A true comparison would be Iphone with a luxury like the 17 max pro.

I spent 6k this weekend on Christmas Gifts for everyone and a MacBook Pro for myself so I did my part

Don't really need him if they're buying into using Gemini 3 Pro from Google. Problem solved.

U bought calls today aye G? Nice sheet bruddah I wanna be pro like u when u grow up 😎

New DeepSeek just dropped, wait until the market realises they got Gemini 3 pro performance without fancy nvidia gpus. Puts on nvidia

Bers if studs understood that “No means no…” Bama would be a pro football team.

On a real note. It’s wild what percentage of sales are the pro max.

iPhone 17 pro max slaps.

a real pro! 👌🏽

If the AI bubble pops then you can't trust an Ivy League educated Wall Street pro over a dumbfuck on food stamps yoloing on options

While the AI Agents (Claude Code, Gemini 3 Pro, ChatGPT Codex) are writing my code, I hang out with WSB trolls. I go feed my AI Agents instructions for next step from time to time and come right back here. If you don't know how good these AI agents are becoming at writing code, you are oblivious to the potential of AI (because Enterprise are spending billions on IT software and SaaS solutions)

Anyone with WSJ Pro that can gift-link this article? [https://www.wsj.com/articles/sixth-street-specialty-lending-leader-foresees-a-private-credit-slump-d708f68c](https://www.wsj.com/articles/sixth-street-specialty-lending-leader-foresees-a-private-credit-slump-d708f68c)

if 64% of Reddit is sucking dicks then you must be realllyyyy curious or already a pro.

Just got a google pro subscription ad. 26$/ month .. who do they think I am, Barren Wuffet!?! Puts

vibe due diligence on gemini pro is a thing i just invented

How hard is it to go on Amazon and get a MacBook m4, they rip or you can grab the m5 pro

The biggest pro of being a single child is that you don't have to share your inheritance with your stupid brothers & sisters

pro traders already bought V puts on friday bc trump was going to invade venezuela over the weekend

2030+: 🤓: Hi customer support, I just got a notification on my iPhone 22 Pro Max that my sex robot is feeling neglected. What do I do? 👨🏿‍💻: Yes sir, that means she wants you to fuck her sir 🤓: Oh ok, thanks

I bought the new pro spent a little more then I wanted but o well

Gemini is just so much better now, I’m on that free trial Google Ai Pro thing and it is just crazy, prompts taking 15 minutes makes me feel more productive when I’m jerking off on YouTube too

Fuck a charge, you pay shipping and let me burn my little logo in and I got you pro Bono. I'm in NC. Shoot me a DM with an address or P.O. Box and I'm happy to do it

Damn, Gemini Nano Banana Pro is *really* good. Not because it makes photos look better, it makes them look realistically shitty. If I wewnt on a dating app before and some chick had a candid photo with perfect bokeh and white balancing, I knew that shit was fake. Now Gemini can generate images that look like they were taken by a colorblind caveman with an iPhone 8, and that makes it *damn near impossible* to spot fakes. So many motherfuckers are gonna get catfished this year.

Life Pro Tip: If you run out of beer, let DD or Uber bring you more. Don’t worry about the price, the Klarna and Affirm shareholders will pay for it.

MichaeI Burry in his rebuttal post on X to Nvidia's post says that a 3 year old iPhone might just be 10% of its original value. But on Amazon, a 3-year old "iPhone 14 Pro Max 256GB Unlocked Renewed Premium" is still selling for 50% of its original price

As someone studying AI and codes daily, I can assure you Gemini 3 Pro is at the very least a superior coding agent. It's actually next level and a noticeable difference vs it's peers. I've tried them all

I ask for endless photos of cute girls wearing bikinis and nano banana pro happily obliges. I ask for ONE photo of jerome powell getting a rimjob and it says that's off limits. Unbelievable.