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IVF = pro life apparently

LIFE PRO MAX 17

We don’t need pro life we need pro profit

Conceiving children in glass petri dishes is not pro family, and it is not a solution to mass intentional infertility. It's a prerequisite for the matrix.

this is the most pro cummies administration EVER, and don't you forget it

Funny how they are anti-abortion and pro-IVF IVF has destroyed more embryos then abortion by a factor of 10

Pro Tip: Lift the public toilet seat with your foot. That way you can save getting poo on your hands for 0DTEs.

pro tip: if you're a permabear, flip the chart and see if it looks good to short

Dafuq? No dude, we want cozy with wallstreet (that's us) pro rich, anti poor is how we get richer bro

Pro tip: you are exempt from wash trading rules if you haven't showered

pro tip: if the value of your option drops more than 2% immediately panic sell and buy the opposite position

pro tips only work if given by a pro

pro tip: when you are on a date with a girl point out all of the hot girls and tell your date you think they are ugly.

I'm thinking over what is most worth the money and effort (both options are expensive): OPTION A: **\~\*\~ Sugar baby \~\*\~** Pro's: real life sex. Status symbol to have a hot lady with you in public. Might involve hot friends in partying, leading to possible sex orgies. Can try to convince them to do OF with you as the male partner and manager (can make your money back). Con's: relationship is transactional so it'll kinda suck to spend non-sex time with them. They will probably be very annoying / vapid to be around, especially if there's an age gap. Hiding everything from regular friends and family. Actually finding a sugar baby without falling for scams or escorts tricking you. OPTION B: **\~\*\~ Local GPU cluster producing AI gen porn \~\*\~** Pro's: don't have to go thru the hassle of finding a sugar baby, can do it all by myself. Can make exactly the kind of filthy, degenerate porn that appeals to me. Limitless supply of new interesting material - only capped by the speed of my GPU cluster. Can learn to train my own gen models, a useful skill. Can use celebrity tuned models. Not risking my reputation with family and friends. Con's: Masturbation is not as good as real sex with a hot lady. Acquiring the GPU hardware and getting it all working in a large enough cluster to do good and quick gen AI porn will be hard. Lots of extra heat in my house. Gen AI video porn still has a lot of limitations. Feel like a loser spending tons a free time in front of my computer, just making masturbation material.

Pro-tip: usually better spreads and overnight feeds for gold futures instead of gold and they track really close right now.

When did WSB turn pro Hamas? Those guys can’t even afford fractional shares?

Always remember, never forget: Government insider on some defense board bought SARO recently. Pro tip: close the toilet lid before flushing or else you will have a poopy toothbrush

Squeeze calander pro 💟💟💟📈📈👍

Rotating a page is an Adobe pro feature? Enjoy getting un-alived by competitors

I bought SPY calls at close, need a pro china tweet from 🥭

Pro tip Removing your hinge dealbreakers and x ing out all the standouts really does make your likes better

Buying calls here is such a pro gamer move

Pro tip: This is not a buyable dip

The iPhone 17 pro in deep blue is tempting but I just got the 16 pro last year

Pro-tip: the further west you move the earlier you can lose money

what have you been buying? it better not be those shitty penny stocks from those 'PRO' traders on social media.

New $191 PT on OKLO https://pro.thestreet.com/trade-ideas/new-oklo-price-target-as-clean-energy-name-skyrockets-on-5-billion-deal

Does anyone here have TradingView Premium or Pro? Is it worth it?

So we gave 20 billion to Argentina. To avoid the pro-China opposition to gain strength Only for Argentina to sell to China all the soybean they need Is this what paying for your wife's boyfriend rent feels like ?

They should have pre-premarket and post-postmarket for the addicts; think of it like airline priority levels development over the years. Priority boarding, pre-priority boarding; pre-priority pro max

Is the IPhone 17 pro good? Got one but didnt open the box Just got the S25. Didn't realize its been out for months now. Not a bad phone

The new AirPod Pro 3 earbuds are great. But I wish it had a “Selective Listening” option where I only hear what I want to hear. My wife said, “You already do that naturally.”

Not trying to flex, but i just bought the new IPhone 17 Pro Max on a 36 month 0% installment plan 💪😮‍💨

Pro tips about rare earths: not rare, and not earths

Kraken pro down for yall too? Rigged smh

Congratulations Jared Kushner on your perfectly timed puts. What a pro trader! 

I swiped 14k times between apps on my iPhone 15 Pro Max 

Tomorrow I'm transferring 40% of my portfolio to plastic manufacturing.  My new investment strategy is choosing pro pollution companies.  Either status quo and I profit, or like always because I buy they tank and it's a net positive morally. Tell your children they're welcome 

no because they never got jobs in creative fields to begin with the effect of ai will be the opposite. it will enable the genius-level talent working at starbucks today to go pro without any social connections to the industry or rich parents to support them. the talent of pros today is technical ability, which is not talent so much as hard work developing very specific skills, and all that is now obsolete the starving artist will finally eat

In addition to behind behind in many ways they have the gall to charge truly exorbitant prices. Basically 2k for a base usable ipad, 3-4k for a macbook pro.... I can't imagine the consumer base not tapering off a bit especially as the economical stratification continues

I'm PROTIFA and I don't mean pro-fascist I just mean I wanna fuck Tifa from FF7

Pro tip: buy calls at any price, someone will buy them for double that in a few days 🤑

AirPod pro 2s finally died after a trip to the washing machine. Are the 3s worth the $100?

Bers busy sitting in cash under their mattress, meanwhile my Preferred Plus Platinum Pro bank checking account pays me 0.02% APY just for doing *nothing.* Just a little $29.95/mo fee and I'm raking in the yield dough 💰 🤑

pro tip: taking a boner pill will help you take a fat dump. I don’t know how it works, it just does

My app says TRY REDDIT PRO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 INSERT LAUGHING MEXICAN MEME

Im pro NVDA. They aren't selling their company to sell chips. They'll maintain dominant

I wish they put ac in the AAPL Vision Pro so I could sleep in it without getting all head sweaty.

Tony hawk pro skater

My Google pixel buds pro was delivered in its own box with no outside box to my front porch and left there all day by the time i picked them up (I live in kinda ghetto area) Next week My neighbor told me his front door cam showed his Apple Air pods was delivered the same exact way except his shit was stolen in the first hour. Moral of the story? Buy AAPL calls