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Pro tip: if your wife/gf wants you to pay her boob implants 100% upfront, she probably wants to leave you because once her new boobies are paid off she's free to go That's why I highly recommend to do a monthly payment plan financed at 0% interest so that way if you ever break up at least you're not on the hook for the remaining payments 👍🧠

Pro Tipp; Take your helmet off before entering a bank.

Why can I not gamble on the pro bowl/flag football game? Serious question

It's a nightmare because it wasn't thoughtfully and carefully introduced it was just sudden and there was no contingency plan. I am not pro tariff but at this point I think it would cause more issues to then suddenly remove and try to refund

Pro tip for all the 0dte regards: try buying itm so that they're never "worthless" at eod. Thank you for your attention to this matter

# Pro Tip: This guy is a jackass but not an idiot. The rambling is by design. he's killing time for theta to eat. sometime closer to 3pm or so he will randomly start talking about something market moving. then at 330pm some intern across the room will signal him to begin speaking about the thing that offsets that movement. then we'll snap violently to that direction. this happens every time we have a big "event" around OPEX

PS5 Pro price increase expected next month

my iphone 16 pro max runs like ass in iOS 26, so clunky

I'm looking at used 2024 generally. Audi q8 (q6 seems to have issues). Got my eyes on a 24 Mach E GT Rally. Optiq and Lyriq other good options. A bit more but the 2024 BMW IX is fucking nice, if I can find one with drivers assistance pro and air suspension for under 50k id buy one.

Jpow should have just not submitted a budget for the reno like taco didnt do for the white house (which has already doubled from $200M to $400M in 3 months). Get private equity to pay for it out of the kindness of their hearts and no quid pro quo whatsoever

I run Pro, is there any point in Ultra if I'm not an API nerd

So it turns out when you go to Bass Pro, they ask you why you are getting a gun and a single bullet. The answer shouldn't be "he's had it too good for too long"

Precisely the moment I stopped watching pro sport altogether, M. Lynch had that shit on lock

Pro trading tip: always rub one out before placing a trade. Gotta approach it with clear heads. 

# 😏: being frugal, “no way I’m buying iPhone 17”, mocking iSheep # 😭: one big trade, poof, 2 iPhone 17 Pro Max gone

College athletes making more than many pro athletes

Pro tip: if a kid asks to pet your dog but you don't want them to sat "Sorry, my dog hasn't taken a bath in a few days"

Pro tip: don’t pirate nfl games when u have family over. The pop ups turned out to be 80% anime porn on the big screen, and my brother looked like a cheapo

I might just be high af, but are you saying that a 13 year old go pro video changed your life?

So CVX likely knew beforehand and apparently didnt tell their 3000 employees. Now armed pro marudo forces have set up roadblocks looking for Americans and the state department is telling all Americans to leave on civilian flights. This will be of the worst and most retarded scandals in American corporate history. Hopefully they get out by I expect we will see hostage videos in the coming days. Puts on CVX.

No fucking way. The profit in real estate is made at the purchase. Buyers are in control now. If you get into contact get a home appraisal and get some more money off the sale. And always always always have a lawyer at closing not some bs re agent rep you. Play the game like a pro. Good luck. 😘

Pro tip. Martingale strategy with NVDA weekly calls is a great way to lose money.

some pro authoritarian pseudo-moral bullshit

Breaking: r/politics suddenly pro 30% cc interest rates

sometimes i think about giving all my money to a pro to manage for me, but how would i check my balance 74 times a day 366 days a year?

Shoulda got Open Run Pro 2’s.

Nothing enrages me more than a daily routine video which involves fake typing on a MacBook Pro while sipping a $7 coffee at the trendy coffee shop in town

I think AAPL’s deal was kinda expected they fell so far from technological innovation that they don’t even make anything new anymore. We’ll introduce the iPhone 86 Pro Max Ultra Mega Hyper Plus SE Mini XL 5G soon

2 bagger on my RKLB call with 11 months to go. I'm basically a pro.

Absolutely. Jensen is pro Israel

Pro Tip: You can permanently cripple an Anime fan by stating your age and when you finished the trash they fawn over You can even cause them to have a mental breakdown by stating facts I recommend it for everyone who is fucken tired of life It’s fun

Pro: Very good tax treatment. Con: You are insanely leveraged and can get vaporized by black swans. I'm fine getting rich the slow and easy way.

remember when ppl believed pro sports were real rather than fake and rigged

For those wondering why AAPL is getting killed recently is because of 2 major factors: 1. Investors feel AAPL is being left behind in the AI race with Tim Apple relying on ChatGPT a product that is vastly inferior to GOOG Gemini 2. Recent Ram and storage shortages, this directly affects iPhones which is AAPL money maker. If Tim can't secure enough cheap ram and storage for his iPhone 18/pro this year sales will suffer greatly

Taking a massive shit at a bass pro shop

M1 pro here, looks an feels like new, better than new cause it has the touchbar which is supercool and they removed it in the new ones

The $499 Handy Pro 2 has debuted 

Stop investing in shiny metal that produces nothing at all pro tip gl

Pro level advice

I once jerked off while holding an NDX put, in the middle of watching a video I get a notification my shit is up 100%, immediately open RH and start wacking like crazy just watching the numbers go up lmao. Busted and looked away for a bit and it was down 20%. Just another pro imbecile move from yours truely.

we have fun buying puts that expire worthless. It's like speed running how to quickest bankrupt yourself while getting high off the volatility. Pro tip at this game: full port OTM 0DTE puts. It's fun! Trust

I made some money trading / gambling these few days. Do you think I have a chance to go pro and quit my job?

when I think I bought amd at 100 and sold the next day at 101 cause I thought it looked dippy. well it dipped to 80 and I felt like a pro. but then it went to 200. uggh my guuh.

Hey its the anniversary of Antifa finding thousands of fat white guys and making them buy bass pro shops hats, camo, and trump merchandise to pretend to be trump supporters. Never has a plan been executed so flawlessly

pro tip: sell them

Pro tip: It ain't coming from the poors.

Pro tip: If someone hides their Reddit history you can still just search for * on their profile and see their retarded posts and comments

Apple is going to 🚀 after their announcement of the iGrillz. Releasing this spring, the iGrillz wearable mouth computer comes with a scrolling color LED display and will be available in rose gold and black. The pro model includes an additional 64 gigabites of memory and a bedazzled case

Exited GOOG at open when it hit 321. Absolute pro timing.

Pro Tip: Copper is the canary in the coal mine for gold and silver price. You're welcome.